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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Naked wonderful gas station place of business
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Stubborn black dilemma masturbator
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Naked wonderful gas station place of business
  07/26/25
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sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Stubborn black dilemma masturbator
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Dull parlour
  07/26/25
I know what to say
irradiated pozpig
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Naked wonderful gas station place of business
  07/27/25
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Shimmering dopamine
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Pearl Corn Cake
  07/26/25
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Dull parlour
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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galvanic selfie twinkling uncleanness
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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Poppy Fragrant Pisswyrm Base
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
azure associate athletic conference
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
galvanic selfie twinkling uncleanness
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend
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impertinent mentally impaired hall
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend
  07/26/25
(who did it)
primrose indirect expression resort
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Dull parlour
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
swashbuckling lavender meetinghouse
  07/26/25
which dad tp
talented hairless affirmative action marketing idea
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Marvelous violet boistinker
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Naked wonderful gas station place of business

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Naked wonderful gas station place of business

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Dull parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Violent avocado property puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Big Indian Lodge

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Naked wonderful gas station place of business

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: costumed messiness heaven

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Dull parlour



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: motley white faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: alcoholic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Flesh out-of-control laser beams



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: maroon federal sandwich stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Lake potus haunted graveyard



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Cracking Voyeur Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Naked wonderful gas station place of business



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Poppy Fragrant Pisswyrm Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: galvanic selfie twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: dun crotch state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: sickened honey-headed digit ratio coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Glittery geriatric shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Erotic School Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Salmon garrison

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stubborn black dilemma masturbator

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Naked wonderful gas station place of business

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Stubborn black dilemma masturbator

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Dull parlour

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: irradiated pozpig

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Naked wonderful gas station place of business

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Shimmering dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Pearl Corn Cake

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Dull parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: judgmental puce community account

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: galvanic selfie twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: fuchsia floppy office volcanic crater

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Poppy Fragrant Pisswyrm Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: azure associate athletic conference

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: galvanic selfie twinkling uncleanness

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Naked wonderful gas station place of business

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: impertinent mentally impaired hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: sadistic stirring site organic girlfriend

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: primrose indirect expression resort

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Dull parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling lavender meetinghouse

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: talented hairless affirmative action marketing idea

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Marvelous violet boistinker

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134975)