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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Alcoholic Diverse Newt Kitty
  11/24/25
No
Brass Rehab Macaca
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
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Okay Christian.
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Lake athletic conference
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
translucent mischievous nowag stag film
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dot or feather
Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
translucent mischievous nowag stag film
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
translucent mischievous nowag stag film
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Deep Tantric Windowlicker Useless Brakes
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Deep Tantric Windowlicker Useless Brakes
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Deep Tantric Windowlicker Useless Brakes
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
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  11/24/25
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of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Mind-boggling Forum
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Odious principal's office
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Odious principal's office
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
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  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
180 balding area
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Alcoholic Diverse Newt Kitty
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
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  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Lascivious Apoplectic Psychic
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Mind-boggling Forum
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Nighttime thriller hall
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Lascivious Apoplectic Psychic
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
chartreuse hot hell
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Lascivious Apoplectic Psychic
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
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Odious principal's office
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
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  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Crimson stimulating yarmulke ratface
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
vermilion messiness pozpig
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic Diverse Newt Kitty

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Brass Rehab Macaca

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Exciting Mint Brunch New Version

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Brass Rehab Macaca

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: translucent mischievous nowag stag film



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Lake athletic conference



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: translucent mischievous nowag stag film

I'm Indian

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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza

dot or feather

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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: translucent mischievous nowag stag film

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: translucent mischievous nowag stag film

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Deep Tantric Windowlicker Useless Brakes

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Deep Tantric Windowlicker Useless Brakes

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Deep Tantric Windowlicker Useless Brakes

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: pink excitant whorehouse private investor

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Diverse Newt Kitty

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: abusive menage candlestick maker

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Forum

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: passionate french locus



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: bearded sanctuary puppy



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Odious principal's office

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Odious principal's office

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Aromatic yellow field

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: ruby organic girlfriend site

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: 180 balding area

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic Diverse Newt Kitty

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: grizzly dead persian dingle berry

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mental Disorder

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: khaki big hospital

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: azure razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: out-of-control burgundy range

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring narrow-minded center



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Naked Mauve Faggot Firefighter Plaza



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Lascivious Apoplectic Psychic

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Forum

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Nighttime thriller hall

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Apoplectic Psychic

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: chartreuse hot hell

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Lascivious Apoplectic Psychic

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Frozen parlour jap

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Odious principal's office



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Pungent Liquid Oxygen

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Crimson stimulating yarmulke ratface

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: vermilion messiness pozpig

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460651)