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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)
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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM Author: Pearly Point People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: puce cuck ?.
You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?
The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.
It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.
I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..
I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.
The chopsticks are just part of the show.
Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.
The chopsticks... they mock me.
This is fine. |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Pearly Point https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150322) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM Author: puce cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151815) |
Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: insane galvanic cruise ship bbw "teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149459) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Outnumbered Round Eye Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150349) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM Author: Pearly Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150318) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM Author: walnut kitty I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150324) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Pearly Point It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Chestnut step-uncle's house its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed medicated church As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Chestnut step-uncle's house yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150362) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM Author: Chestnut step-uncle's house DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Pearly Point ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150338) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Beady-eyed medicated church That's true, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150348) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Outnumbered Round Eye Telephone Unnnnghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150351) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM Author: Pearly Point Sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150356) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Chestnut step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150363) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM Author: tantric dun hospital puppy Evan is a bottom iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150461) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Ivory stubborn messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150353) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Chestnut step-uncle's house ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons
nowags had rice but didnt use spoons
actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: racy casino strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM Author: Pearly Point I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: tantric dun hospital puppy She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC
U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Pearly Point Hdy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150465) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM Author: dashing shimmering forum Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM Author: Overrated site if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM Author: Mewling Organic Girlfriend Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM Author: mahogany jewess lay Titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150542) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM Author: Pearly Point How can you defend chopsticks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM Author: Mewling Organic Girlfriend Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.
Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.
(100% Irish btw) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Pearly Point Hmmm interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone sienna digit ratio karate whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: Mewling Organic Girlfriend Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM Author: amber sweet tailpipe mental disorder https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150655) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM Author: greedy dull set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150656) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM Author: Bespoke cream spot persian it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM Author: Rose heady library doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150665) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: Sexy house travel guidebook He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Pearly Point ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151396) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM Author: misanthropic bat shit crazy shrine *slams piano lid shut* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922) |