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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Federal jet genital piercing
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
talented infuriating son of senegal national
  11/24/25
No
maniacal roast beef stead
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Federal jet genital piercing
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Plum forum
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
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  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Razzmatazz Thirsty Library Round Eye
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Federal jet genital piercing
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Razzmatazz Thirsty Library Round Eye
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Federal jet genital piercing
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Razzmatazz Thirsty Library Round Eye
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
High-end garrison tank
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Federal jet genital piercing
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
High-end garrison tank
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Federal jet genital piercing
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
High-end garrison tank
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
useless death wish parlor
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
talented infuriating son of senegal national
  11/24/25
yes
Stimulating stubborn house
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Avocado Trust Fund International Law Enforcement Agency
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I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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Violent azure area ceo
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cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
glittery trailer park
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I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Federal jet genital piercing
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
glittery trailer park
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
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I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Odious yellow mad-dog skullcap feces
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
Zombie-like Fantasy-prone Chapel
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
talented infuriating son of senegal national
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
tan deer antler
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"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Tantric chocolate temple
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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smoky talking base mental disorder
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
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Federal jet genital piercing
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CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
bossy affirmative action location
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Avocado Trust Fund International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
bespoke regret
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
bossy affirmative action location
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Pearl Cheese-eating Athletic Conference
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
bossy affirmative action location
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
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glittery trailer park
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
milky rebellious mexican pit
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
vivacious insanely creepy den
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Federal jet genital piercing

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: talented infuriating son of senegal national

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: maniacal roast beef stead

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Federal jet genital piercing

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Plum forum

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: maniacal roast beef stead

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Thirsty Library Round Eye



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Gold kitty gas station



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Thirsty Library Round Eye

I'm Indian

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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Federal jet genital piercing

dot or feather

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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Thirsty Library Round Eye

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Federal jet genital piercing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Thirsty Library Round Eye

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: High-end garrison tank

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Federal jet genital piercing

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: High-end garrison tank

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Federal jet genital piercing

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: High-end garrison tank

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: useless death wish parlor

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: talented infuriating son of senegal national

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Stimulating stubborn house

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Avocado Trust Fund International Law Enforcement Agency

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Federal jet genital piercing

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Tantric chocolate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: charismatic jew school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Violent azure area ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: glittery trailer park

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Federal jet genital piercing

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: glittery trailer park

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: aromatic indian lodge

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Odious yellow mad-dog skullcap feces

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like Fantasy-prone Chapel

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: talented infuriating son of senegal national

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: tan deer antler

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Tantric chocolate temple

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Passionate rose toilet seat useless brakes

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: smoky talking base mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Swollen racy kitty cat

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: grizzly floppy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Federal jet genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: bossy affirmative action location

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Avocado Trust Fund International Law Enforcement Agency

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: bespoke regret

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: bossy affirmative action location

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Pearl Cheese-eating Athletic Conference

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: bossy affirmative action location

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: cracking mahogany nowag skinny woman

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: glittery trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: milky rebellious mexican pit

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: vivacious insanely creepy den

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Light Jap Menage

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2).#49460651)