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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM Author: multi-colored slippery useless brakes state You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.
Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.
Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.
Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:
a) six cans of turkey chili b) two liters of diet coke c) a bunch of bananas |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: light patrolman shrine b! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480979) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: Smoky bonkers address ratface C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481594) |
Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: Big Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480970) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: puce bbw c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480973) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Swashbuckling multi-billionaire round eye a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480975) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: Insecure coffee pot hominid a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480989) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM Author: light patrolman shrine Next chapter please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481133) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: multi-colored slippery useless brakes state I can', A & B ar tied :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481164) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM Author: Big Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481212) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM Author: light patrolman shrine Fine I change my vote to A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481216) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM Author: sienna crawly keepsake machete location a
provides nutrition and wont let you starve |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM Author: Big Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481225) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: sienna crawly keepsake machete location ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481285) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Big Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481289) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: multi-colored slippery useless brakes state You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".
Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.
After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.
While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili
a) facebook b) ashemaletv c) chaturbate d) drudgereport |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Big Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481296) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM Author: sienna crawly keepsake machete location c for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481299) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: Insecure coffee pot hominid C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481311) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: Tan Crusty Gaping Gas Station c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481436) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: Smoky bonkers address ratface Xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481600) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM Author: twisted razzmatazz toaster temple chaturbate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482189) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: light patrolman shrine C! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481291) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM Author: light patrolman shrine NEXT CHAPTER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481403) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: twinkling university athletic conference everyone in this thread unzips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481469) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: Big Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481596) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM Author: Smoky bonkers address ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481589) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM Author: Tan Crusty Gaping Gas Station Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481713) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM Author: Appetizing Old Irish Cottage no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481748) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM Author: Disrespectful Garnet Pit lol ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482097) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM Author: sienna crawly keepsake machete location he is busy doing tinychat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481804) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: umber floppy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482070) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: Big Clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482079) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM Author: brass heaven mother Topic has amazing potential. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482091) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM Author: multi-colored slippery useless brakes state You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.
You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.
Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.
It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.
You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?
1) Military 2) Police 3) Education 4) Computer Science |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Disrespectful Garnet Pit 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482210) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: brass heaven mother I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482211) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: twisted razzmatazz toaster temple police (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482227) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM Author: Insecure coffee pot hominid 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482232) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM Author: Smoky bonkers address ratface lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482337) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM Author: Smoky bonkers address ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29505583) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM Author: Tan Crusty Gaping Gas Station 4 and 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482377) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM Author: Tan Crusty Gaping Gas Station Wake up and post please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29483717) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: Smoky bonkers address ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29488970) |
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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: fantasy-prone thirsty filthpig area 18000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29570485) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM Author: canary misanthropic whorehouse pocket flask next chapter please! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#41284068) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM Author: Dark Chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#49506318) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM Author: 180 bronze meetinghouse hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#41284137) |