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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
henna address organic girlfriend
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
henna address organic girlfriend
  10/17/25
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jade gunner
  10/17/25
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cheese-eating box office
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol
  10/17/25
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snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
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Sepia Ratface
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
crimson halford
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
demanding disgusting famous landscape painting
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Primrose Fear-inspiring Cruise Ship
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
dull jap hall
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
dull jap hall
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
cruel-hearted point milk
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
dull jap hall
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
trip stock car space
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Concupiscible Seedy Trailer Park Genital Piercing
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
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bronze yapping crackhouse sound barrier
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
cruel-hearted point milk
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
jade gunner
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
flushed wrinkle institution
  10/17/25
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snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
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bronze yapping crackhouse sound barrier
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
jade gunner
  10/17/25
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Sepia Ratface
  10/17/25
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Mint ladyboy laser beams
  10/18/25
lol
khaki adulterous meetinghouse
  10/18/25
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Olive friendly grandma preventive strike
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
irate vigorous indirect expression chapel
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
irate vigorous indirect expression chapel
  10/17/25
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snowy area love of her life
  10/17/25
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cheese-eating box office
  10/18/25
:(
greedy fishy locus
  10/17/25
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clear fragrant hominid jewess
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
aphrodisiac very tactful whorehouse karate
  10/18/25
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Ultramarine soul-stirring garrison sex offender
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
crimson halford
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Razzmatazz goal in life
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Floppy corner giraffe
  10/18/25
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clear fragrant hominid jewess
  10/18/25
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Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol
  10/18/25
no homo at all
snowy area love of her life
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Razzmatazz goal in life
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Cerise bateful hell candlestick maker
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
mind-boggling lime principal's office dysfunction
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Razzle-dazzle harsh dilemma headpube
  10/18/25
...
demanding disgusting famous landscape painting
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
irate vigorous indirect expression chapel
  10/18/25
...
snowy area love of her life
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: henna address organic girlfriend

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: henna address organic girlfriend

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: jade gunner



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating box office



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Sepia Ratface



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: crimson halford

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: demanding disgusting famous landscape painting

A MAJESTIC BLAST

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Primrose Fear-inspiring Cruise Ship

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: dull jap hall

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: dull jap hall

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted point milk

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: dull jap hall

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: trip stock car space

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible Seedy Trailer Park Genital Piercing

This wretched city does not deserve him

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: bronze yapping crackhouse sound barrier



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: cruel-hearted point milk

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: jade gunner

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: flushed wrinkle institution

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: bronze yapping crackhouse sound barrier



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: jade gunner

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Sepia Ratface



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Mint ladyboy laser beams



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: khaki adulterous meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Olive friendly grandma preventive strike



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: irate vigorous indirect expression chapel

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: irate vigorous indirect expression chapel

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating box office



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: greedy fishy locus

:(

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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: clear fragrant hominid jewess



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac very tactful whorehouse karate

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine soul-stirring garrison sex offender



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: crimson halford

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz goal in life

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Floppy corner giraffe

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: clear fragrant hominid jewess



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz goal in life

The Emperor is pleased

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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Sadistic vibrant fat ankles pistol

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Cerise bateful hell candlestick maker

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling lime principal's office dysfunction

stfu ZZZ

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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh dilemma headpube

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: demanding disgusting famous landscape painting



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: irate vigorous indirect expression chapel

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: snowy area love of her life



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