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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
exhilarant wine theatre
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Pearl wrinkle reading party
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
exhilarant wine theatre
  07/26/25
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Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease
  07/26/25
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maize pontificating hissy fit
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Hideous odious nursing home
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
exhilarant wine theatre
  07/26/25
At a bar
Ebony Pungent Parlour Dog Poop
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Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease
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olive locus sandwich
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Vigorous Clown
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fragrant incel
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curious house-broken location
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exhilarant wine theatre
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Multi-colored organic girlfriend toaster
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yapping garnet orchestra pit sneaky criminal
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Vibrant Flushed Affirmative Action Rehab
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Abusive sanctuary
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Mind-boggling legend
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chestnut garrison depressive
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
mentally impaired insane house
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Pearl wrinkle reading party
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Bonkers Gas Station
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
exhilarant wine theatre
  07/26/25
...
Pearl wrinkle reading party
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Bonkers Gas Station
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Big-titted twinkling circlehead university
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
exhilarant wine theatre
  07/27/25
...
charcoal nibblets milk
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
slap-happy spectacular selfie spot
  07/26/25
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Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
honey-headed marvelous bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
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yapping garnet orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
Alcoholic 180 weed whacker
  07/26/25
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Multi-colored organic girlfriend toaster
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Gay Lodge Old Irish Cottage
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
yapping garnet orchestra pit sneaky criminal
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
exhilarant wine theatre
  07/26/25
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Pearl wrinkle reading party
  07/26/25
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Thirsty Hairraiser Trust Fund
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Pearl wrinkle reading party
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Bespoke laughsome haunted graveyard roast beef
  07/26/25
...
Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Bat-shit-crazy charismatic range immigrant
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Nudist know-it-all stage bbw
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Dark Duck-like Library
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: exhilarant wine theatre

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Pearl wrinkle reading party

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: exhilarant wine theatre

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: maize pontificating hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Hideous odious nursing home

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: exhilarant wine theatre

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Ebony Pungent Parlour Dog Poop

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: olive locus sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bull headed cuckold jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Floppy Deer Antler Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: fragrant incel



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: curious house-broken location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: exhilarant wine theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored organic girlfriend toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: yapping garnet orchestra pit sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Flushed Affirmative Action Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Abusive sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: chestnut garrison depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: mentally impaired insane house

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Pearl wrinkle reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bonkers Gas Station

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: exhilarant wine theatre

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Pearl wrinkle reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Bonkers Gas Station

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Big-titted twinkling circlehead university

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: exhilarant wine theatre

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: charcoal nibblets milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: slap-happy spectacular selfie spot

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: honey-headed marvelous bawdyhouse

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: yapping garnet orchestra pit sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic 180 weed whacker

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored organic girlfriend toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Gay Lodge Old Irish Cottage

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: yapping garnet orchestra pit sneaky criminal

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant wine theatre

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Pearl wrinkle reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Thirsty Hairraiser Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Pearl wrinkle reading party

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bespoke laughsome haunted graveyard roast beef

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Naked heady school cafeteria mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy charismatic range immigrant

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Nudist know-it-all stage bbw

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Dark Duck-like Library

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134975)