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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
Violet crawly digit ratio
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Sugar Ray*
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
Violet crawly digit ratio
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On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
Violet crawly digit ratio
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She never responds
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Fuck off dude
misanthropic sinister nowag
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
lascivious geriatric really tough guy
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
misanthropic sinister nowag
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such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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You can still maek it
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"I'm good. How are you?" "Oh, you know, ju...
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Appetizing Goal In Life
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
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CR joke is on this fgt
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired international law enforcement agency

Sugar Ray*

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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: puce arrogant church

She never responds

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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: pearly mewling useless brakes

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Internet-worthy tanning salon



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Internet-worthy tanning salon



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Adulterous bonkers sex offender ladyboy



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: misanthropic sinister nowag

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: lascivious geriatric really tough guy

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: misanthropic sinister nowag

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: lascivious geriatric really tough guy

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Garnet deranged church building



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Awkward haunted graveyard cuckoldry



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Vibrant elite field



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Galvanic ruddy mother set



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Sable fanboi

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Goal In Life

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Umber Skinny Woman Stead

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Galvanic ruddy mother set

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Umber Skinny Woman Stead



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Red space



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled yellow point lettuce



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Vibrant elite field



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Galvanic ruddy mother set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: flickering locus



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Sable fanboi



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bronze messiness plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Internet-worthy tanning salon



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: khaki immigrant



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: supple nursing home doctorate

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Internet-worthy tanning salon



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Red space

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Provocative dead macaca hospital



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Garnet deranged church building



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Provocative dead macaca hospital



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: naked walnut dilemma roast beef



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: contagious french genital piercing orchestra pit



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: dull sadistic filthpig



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Violet crawly digit ratio



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Irradiated avocado hall



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Provocative dead macaca hospital



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: great sub thread, would read again (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#49245727)