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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Spruce school stain
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Spruce school stain
  10/17/25
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internet-worthy hyperactive theatre
  10/17/25
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ebony vigorous spot
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
supple kitchen
  10/17/25
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galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
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Disturbing Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Pontificating twinkling locale personal credit line
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
supple kitchen
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
supple kitchen
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Fantasy-prone gaping
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Odious Fluffy Church Building Crotch
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
marvelous rigor twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
marvelous rigor twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Embarrassed to the bone kitty milk
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
marvelous rigor twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
abusive goyim
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
mustard elastic band mediation
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
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french passionate nursing home headpube
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Embarrassed to the bone kitty milk
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
internet-worthy hyperactive theatre
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
trip theater brethren
  10/17/25
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galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
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french passionate nursing home headpube
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
internet-worthy hyperactive theatre
  10/17/25
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Disturbing Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/17/25
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Low-t Cracking Hissy Fit Senate
  10/18/25
lol
chocolate boyish pisswyrm toaster
  10/18/25
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arousing useless shrine
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
cordovan police squad
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
cordovan police squad
  10/17/25
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galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/17/25
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ebony vigorous spot
  10/18/25
:(
Adventurous Hairless Persian Pistol
  10/17/25
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White garrison feces
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
light razzle-dazzle partner turdskin
  10/18/25
...
Jet address pocket flask
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Pontificating twinkling locale personal credit line
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Claret really tough guy keepsake machete
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
iridescent sanctuary legend
  10/18/25
...
White garrison feces
  10/18/25
...
supple kitchen
  10/18/25
no homo at all
galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Claret really tough guy keepsake machete
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
supple kitchen
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Geriatric bateful immigrant office
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
spectacular bipolar library
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Heady indecent selfie
  10/18/25
...
Fantasy-prone gaping
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
cordovan police squad
  10/18/25
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galvanic abnormal internal respiration range
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Spruce school stain

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Spruce school stain

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy hyperactive theatre



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: ebony vigorous spot



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: supple kitchen

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Disturbing Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Pontificating twinkling locale personal credit line

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: supple kitchen

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: supple kitchen

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone gaping

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Odious Fluffy Church Building Crotch

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: marvelous rigor twinkling uncleanness

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: marvelous rigor twinkling uncleanness

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitty milk

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: marvelous rigor twinkling uncleanness

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: abusive goyim

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: mustard elastic band mediation

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: french passionate nursing home headpube



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone kitty milk

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy hyperactive theatre

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: trip theater brethren

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: french passionate nursing home headpube



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy hyperactive theatre

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Disturbing Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Low-t Cracking Hissy Fit Senate



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: chocolate boyish pisswyrm toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: arousing useless shrine



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: cordovan police squad

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: cordovan police squad

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: ebony vigorous spot



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Adventurous Hairless Persian Pistol

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: White garrison feces



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: light razzle-dazzle partner turdskin

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Jet address pocket flask



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Pontificating twinkling locale personal credit line

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Claret really tough guy keepsake machete

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: iridescent sanctuary legend

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: White garrison feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: supple kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Claret really tough guy keepsake machete

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: supple kitchen

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Geriatric bateful immigrant office

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: spectacular bipolar library

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Heady indecent selfie

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone gaping



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: cordovan police squad

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2).#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: galvanic abnormal internal respiration range



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