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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Curious trump supporter hunting ground
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Amethyst degenerate
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Appetizing claret step-uncle's house
  10/24/16
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out-of-control ungodly menage pocket flask
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Hateful Bawdyhouse Roast Beef
  02/20/18
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Pungent At-the-ready Crackhouse Stain
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Amethyst degenerate
  10/14/20
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up-to-no-good space
  01/25/16
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Razzle-dazzle violent address
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Slippery Market
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spectacular church
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canary house
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Slippery Market
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spectacular church
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shaky razzle idiot tattoo
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/25/16
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Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
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Avocado tantric crotch spot
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racy kitchen
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burgundy pontificating candlestick maker dingle berry
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Yapping church building party of the first part
  01/25/16
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supple effete nursing home weed whacker
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Curious trump supporter hunting ground
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seedy round eye
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buck-toothed national private investor
  06/13/17
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laughsome casino
  12/19/17
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racy kitchen
  01/24/18
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Brindle Skinny Woman Telephone
  06/10/24
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Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital
  01/26/16
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overrated apoplectic dilemma
  10/24/16
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out-of-control ungodly menage pocket flask
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buck-toothed national private investor
  01/23/17
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Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon
  03/15/17
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buck-toothed national private investor
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buck-toothed national private investor
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buck-toothed national private investor
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violent institution potus
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Brindle Skinny Woman Telephone
  05/15/22
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Brindle Skinny Woman Telephone
  05/04/24
ruthless.
orchid sickened reading party gas station
  01/25/16
Brutal
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
vivacious jet-lagged generalized bond theater stage
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Unholy cuckoldry sex offender
  01/25/16
toxic
Fuchsia Forum
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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Razzle-dazzle violent address
  01/25/16
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racy kitchen
  01/25/16
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Sooty idiotic parlour
  01/25/16
damnit
Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm
  01/25/16
...
Slippery Market
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
jfc
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Slippery Market
  01/25/16
...
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/25/16
Cr
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
hm
Motley point brethren
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
wait
shivering provocative orchestra pit
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Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital
  01/26/16
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charcoal irradiated main people
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racy kitchen
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
metal frisky death wish
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Swollen locus
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
orchid sickened reading party gas station
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
orchid sickened reading party gas station
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shivering provocative orchestra pit
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laughsome casino
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Dun digit ratio property
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Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Sooty idiotic parlour
  01/25/16
...
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
titillating striped hyena garrison
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
bearded fishy ratface
  01/25/16
...
Beady-eyed Insanely Creepy Pervert
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Dashing startling rehab yarmulke
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Unholy cuckoldry sex offender
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burgundy pontificating candlestick maker dingle berry
  01/25/16
damn
frozen feces box office
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Green nibblets
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O LORD
Crawly 180 Liquid Oxygen Hall
  01/25/16
jfc
Harsh arousing marketing idea station
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
submissive chest-beating circlehead stage
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*sets ThinkPad on fire*
supple effete nursing home weed whacker
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Slippery Market
  01/25/16
Lmao
racy kitchen
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Bateful Hyperventilating Hell Community Account
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Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital
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Green nibblets
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seedy round eye
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racy kitchen
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Fragrant field windowlicker
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racy kitchen
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marvelous ocher sanctuary
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Pink goal in life
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Yapping church building party of the first part
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm
  01/25/16
ouch
khaki unhinged base
  01/26/16
poison
Aromatic ticket booth jew
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Passionate alpha
  01/26/16
180
Curious trump supporter hunting ground
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...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
magical mental disorder
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
galvanic new version
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
RIP brother
deep site
  09/27/16
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Pink goal in life
  12/26/17
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seedy round eye
  08/12/19
180
Amethyst degenerate
  01/26/16
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seedy round eye
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
mildly autistic white indian lodge
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laughsome casino
  01/27/16
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racy kitchen
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Self-centered Native
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Self-centered Native
  02/02/16
...
Startled Sexy Queen Of The Night
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
carnelian naked lettuce multi-billionaire
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Diverse philosopher-king
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
painfully honest clown
  03/04/16
165
Ivory glittery set
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stimulating twinkling senate
  05/19/16
chilling
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  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams
  01/23/17
toxic
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Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon
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Dun digit ratio property
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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charismatic gay area love of her life
  10/27/17
mother of god
impertinent bipolar wagecucks mother
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Big School
  10/27/17
JFC
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  09/26/21
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718-662-5970
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
wonderful quadroon
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
bright stage double fault
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
burgundy pontificating candlestick maker dingle berry
  01/25/16
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supple effete nursing home weed whacker
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Hot meetinghouse
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
toxic
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Godawful aqua masturbator
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
titillating striped hyena garrison
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
titillating striped hyena garrison
  01/25/16
TY bro
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
supple effete nursing home weed whacker
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
sadistic indigo haunted graveyard boltzmann
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
vivacious jet-lagged generalized bond theater stage
  10/27/17
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Poppy newt location
  10/27/17
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racy kitchen
  05/24/18
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Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
nighttime heaven
  10/27/17
credited advice
Sinister Volcanic Crater
  05/24/18
even more toxic
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Bisexual Resort
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
titillating striped hyena garrison
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
lol
Light pea-brained temple
  06/01/17
...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Curious trump supporter hunting ground
  01/26/16
...
Pink goal in life
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
submissive chest-beating circlehead stage
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
submissive chest-beating circlehead stage
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
submissive chest-beating circlehead stage
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
submissive chest-beating circlehead stage
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
submissive chest-beating circlehead stage
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
frozen feces box office
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
Lmao
vibrant dead elastic band toilet seat
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
racy kitchen
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
racy kitchen
  01/25/16
lmao true
frozen feces box office
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...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Pink goal in life
  12/26/17
Haha
comical brunch
  03/19/20
...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
...
Sooty idiotic parlour
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
sadistic indigo haunted graveyard boltzmann
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Bat-shit-crazy fat ankles
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
trip violet fortuitous meteor halford
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
racy kitchen
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
nighttime heaven
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
deep site
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Purple cracking piazza patrolman
  06/03/19
oh no
galvanic new version
  08/08/19
LOL
Aphrodisiac massive useless brakes locale
  03/16/20
JFC
Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams
  03/19/20
Update?
marvelous ocher sanctuary
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Plum Athletic Conference Cuck
  01/25/16
...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
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laughsome casino
  05/19/16
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charcoal irradiated main people
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Blathering principal's office boistinker
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Sooty idiotic parlour
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Blathering principal's office boistinker
  01/26/16
Cr
Sooty idiotic parlour
  01/26/16
...
Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital
  01/26/16
...
Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Blathering principal's office boistinker
  01/26/16
...
wonderful quadroon
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
olive odious den hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
olive odious den hairy legs
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
up-to-no-good space
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Fragrant field windowlicker
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza
  01/26/16
...
Green nibblets
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Curious trump supporter hunting ground
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza
  01/26/16
Lmfao
racy kitchen
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
up-to-no-good space
  01/26/16
...
Obsidian organic girlfriend codepig
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comical brunch
  03/16/20
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Amethyst degenerate
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shivering provocative orchestra pit
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Green nibblets
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laughsome casino
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Dull deranged corner
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Drunken Insane Coldplay Fan Shrine
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...
racy kitchen
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Godawful aqua masturbator
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Amethyst degenerate
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing claret step-uncle's house
  10/24/16
...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Bisexual Resort
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
hairraiser bossy toaster
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...
Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon
  03/15/17
*applause*
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violent institution potus
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nighttime heaven
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...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Blathering principal's office boistinker
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
racy kitchen
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...
Blathering principal's office boistinker
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Blathering principal's office boistinker
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...
Sooty idiotic parlour
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...
titillating striped hyena garrison
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
Describe
Blathering principal's office boistinker
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Blathering principal's office boistinker
  01/26/16
...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
titillating striped hyena garrison
  01/26/16
Please be flame
racy kitchen
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
charismatic gay area love of her life
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
seedy round eye
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
Fuck
charismatic gay area love of her life
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
charcoal irradiated main people
  01/26/16
cq's!
frozen feces box office
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
...
Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams
  03/19/20
...
Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Cordovan Thriller Immigrant
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Godawful aqua masturbator
  01/26/16
except for your autism
wonderful quadroon
  01/26/16
...
racy kitchen
  01/26/16
...
Sinister Volcanic Crater
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Godawful aqua masturbator
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
titillating striped hyena garrison
  01/26/16
...
seedy round eye
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Godawful aqua masturbator
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza
  01/26/16
...
Green nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital
  01/23/17
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Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon
  03/15/17
...
Fragrant field windowlicker
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
Appetizing claret step-uncle's house
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...
laughsome casino
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...
out-of-control ungodly menage pocket flask
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Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
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...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
jfc
buck-toothed national private investor
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...
Fiercely-loyal Scarlet Indirect Expression
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
do u love it
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
...
excitant tanning salon half-breed
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
...
racy kitchen
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
buck-toothed national private investor
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
...
Blue vengeful trust fund
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Fluffy Black Woman
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Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm
  01/26/16
...
charismatic gay area love of her life
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...
Amethyst degenerate
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
titillating striped hyena garrison
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...
charcoal irradiated main people
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Green nibblets
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JFC
Big-titted blood rage
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180
cyan crusty national security agency home
  01/26/16
...
hideous insecure lay
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
charismatic gay area love of her life
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Fluffy Black Woman
  01/26/16
...
Fluffy Black Woman
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
180 twist
racy kitchen
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...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  01/26/16
THIS
Bisexual Resort
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...
elite office
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
seedy round eye
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
seedy round eye
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
seedy round eye
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
seedy round eye
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
shaky razzle idiot tattoo
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Puce Lodge
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
shaky razzle idiot tattoo
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
frozen feces box office
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
seedy round eye
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Godawful aqua masturbator
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
seedy round eye
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Puce Lodge
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
frozen feces box office
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Boyish University Juggernaut
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm
  01/26/16
...
burgundy pontificating candlestick maker dingle berry
  01/26/16
180
Crystalline Stock Car Nowag
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
supple effete nursing home weed whacker
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
racy kitchen
  01/27/16
...
charcoal irradiated main people
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Self-centered Native
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Adventurous Zippy Corn Cake
  05/19/16
repost please
supple effete nursing home weed whacker
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Adventurous Zippy Corn Cake
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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  01/26/16
tyft brother
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...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
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...
Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
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180.
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...
elite office
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...
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  01/31/16
...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
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brave
racy kitchen
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...
marvelous ocher sanctuary
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...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
  02/22/16
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...
supple effete nursing home weed whacker
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...
racy kitchen
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...
racy kitchen
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...
buck-toothed national private investor
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...
Dun digit ratio property
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cr
Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza
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...
marvelous ocher sanctuary
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...
shivering provocative orchestra pit
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...
racy kitchen
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...
Iridescent French Chef Trailer Park
  09/27/16
...
buck-toothed national private investor
  10/21/16
mods please delete
charcoal irradiated main people
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
frozen feces box office
  10/24/16
...
racy kitchen
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Adventurous Zippy Corn Cake
  10/24/16
...
Salmon exhilarant roommate
  10/27/16
...
Rebellious library ladyboy
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
charcoal irradiated main people
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
racy kitchen
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Fear-inspiring son of senegal
  01/23/17
... ...
nighttime heaven
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...
racy kitchen
  07/08/17
Lol
Flesh center
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
floppy partner
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...
Amethyst degenerate
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...
racy kitchen
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...
buck-toothed national private investor
  03/15/17
...
Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon
  03/15/17
...
Salmon exhilarant roommate
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Lake prole
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Fighting Citrine Deer Antler
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
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  06/01/17
...
stirring tan sandwich
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...
laughsome casino
  06/01/17
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sapphire
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...
Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Copper Bespoke Internal Respiration
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Translucent
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buck-toothed national private investor
  09/25/17
...
charismatic gay area love of her life
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
charcoal irradiated main people
  10/27/17
...
Exciting pit
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
impressive soul-stirring
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
racy kitchen
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
impressive soul-stirring
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Rebellious library ladyboy
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
stubborn dysfunction
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Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth
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...
charismatic gay area love of her life
  05/17/18
...
racy kitchen
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
factory reset button
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
racy kitchen
  07/25/18
...
Cerise contagious parlor rigor
  07/25/18
...
charismatic gay area love of her life
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
racy kitchen
  01/16/19
...
charcoal irradiated main people
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
floppy partner
  01/16/19
Jfc
racy kitchen
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
charcoal irradiated main people
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Bonkers bbw
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
shaky razzle idiot tattoo
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Opaque territorial kitty
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Opaque territorial kitty
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Opaque territorial kitty
  01/17/19
...
charismatic gay area love of her life
  04/08/19
...
Kink-friendly Jap
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Exciting pit
  04/09/19
...
Opaque territorial kitty
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Opaque territorial kitty
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
racy kitchen
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
aquamarine slap-happy tank
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
racy kitchen
  06/03/19
...
charcoal irradiated main people
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Diverse philosopher-king
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Opaque territorial kitty
  06/03/19
...
Amethyst degenerate
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Opaque territorial kitty
  08/08/19
...
Opaque territorial kitty
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
topaz filthy turdskin
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
puppy
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
topaz filthy turdskin
  08/12/19
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topaz filthy turdskin
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buck-toothed national private investor
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Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza
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charcoal irradiated main people
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violent institution potus
  10/11/21
bump
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buck-toothed national private investor
  01/05/23
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marvelous ocher sanctuary
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
wine preventive strike
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Curious trump supporter hunting ground

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Amethyst degenerate

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: orchid sickened reading party gas station

ruthless.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

Brutal

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged generalized bond theater stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Unholy cuckoldry sex offender

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia Forum

toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: metal frisky death wish

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent address



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Sooty idiotic parlour



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm

damnit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Slippery Market



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: racy kitchen

EDITED too painful to contemplate

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

jfc

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Slippery Market

Cr edit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

u softbatch TTT

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Cr

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Motley point brethren

hm

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

it's not that toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit

wait

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: metal frisky death wish

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Swollen locus



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: orchid sickened reading party gas station

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: orchid sickened reading party gas station

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Author: laughsome casino



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Dun digit ratio property



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Sooty idiotic parlour

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: titillating striped hyena garrison

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Fucking 180

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: bearded fishy ratface

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Insanely Creepy Pervert



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Dashing startling rehab yarmulke

MASTERful work

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Unholy cuckoldry sex offender



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: burgundy pontificating candlestick maker dingle berry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Green nibblets



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Peach concupiscible hissy fit theatre



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Crawly 180 Liquid Oxygen Hall

O LORD

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Harsh arousing marketing idea station

jfc

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: submissive chest-beating circlehead stage

180 KILLSHOT

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: supple effete nursing home weed whacker

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Slippery Market



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Lmao

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Bateful Hyperventilating Hell Community Account



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Green nibblets



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Author: seedy round eye



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Fragrant field windowlicker



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: impertinent bipolar wagecucks mother



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Cream histrionic sneaky criminal pistol



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Mischievous Rough-skinned Genital Piercing



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Author: racy kitchen



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Author: Pink goal in life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Yapping church building party of the first part

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: khaki unhinged base

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Aromatic ticket booth jew

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Passionate alpha



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Curious trump supporter hunting ground

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: magical mental disorder

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital

Christ. FATALITY.

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: frozen feces box office

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: galvanic new version

lol u poor bastards

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: deep site

RIP brother

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Pink goal in life



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: seedy round eye



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Amethyst degenerate

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: seedy round eye



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic white indian lodge

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

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Author: laughsome casino



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Self-centered Native

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Self-centered Native

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Startled Sexy Queen Of The Night



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: carnelian naked lettuce multi-billionaire

It actually hurt to read this

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Diverse philosopher-king

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Umber frum abode gaming laptop

God have mercy.

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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: painfully honest clown

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Ivory glittery set

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: stimulating twinkling senate



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Talking voyeur

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Salmon exhilarant roommate

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Amber stead coffee pot

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Brilliant range headpube

toxic

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Dun digit ratio property



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed messiness



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chocolate ape electric furnace

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: impertinent bipolar wagecucks mother

mother of god

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Big School

My computer just exploded

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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Cerebral yellow whorehouse idea he suggested

JFC

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Exciting pit



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Doobsian Theater Affirmative Action



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Sinister Volcanic Crater

ouch

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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Nubile Friendly Grandma



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: cobalt alcoholic cruise ship legend



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Dull deranged corner



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: wonderful quadroon

And yes, you're bald

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: bright stage double fault

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: burgundy pontificating candlestick maker dingle berry

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: supple effete nursing home weed whacker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Hot meetinghouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Death gotta be easy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: racy kitchen

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Godawful aqua masturbator

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: titillating striped hyena garrison

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

Yeah, probably true.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: titillating striped hyena garrison

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

TY bro

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: supple effete nursing home weed whacker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: sadistic indigo haunted graveyard boltzmann

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged generalized bond theater stage

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Poppy newt location



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: nighttime heaven

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Sinister Volcanic Crater

credited advice

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

even more toxic



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: medicated snowy gay wizard chapel

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Bisexual Resort

i lol'd

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: titillating striped hyena garrison

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Light pea-brained temple

lol

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

Will do my best. TY

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Curious trump supporter hunting ground

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Pink goal in life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: submissive chest-beating circlehead stage

you are slaying this thread

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: submissive chest-beating circlehead stage

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: submissive chest-beating circlehead stage

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

why do you think that?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: submissive chest-beating circlehead stage

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: submissive chest-beating circlehead stage

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: vibrant dead elastic band toilet seat

Lmao

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: racy kitchen

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

lmao true

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Pink goal in life



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: comical brunch

Haha

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: sadistic indigo haunted graveyard boltzmann

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy fat ankles

JFC holy shit

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: trip violet fortuitous meteor halford

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: racy kitchen

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: nighttime heaven

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: deep site

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Purple cracking piazza patrolman

Lol oh my God

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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: galvanic new version

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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac massive useless brakes locale

LOL

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams

JFC

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Plum Athletic Conference Cuck

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Blathering principal's office boistinker

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Sooty idiotic parlour

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Blathering principal's office boistinker

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Sooty idiotic parlour

Cr

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Blathering principal's office boistinker

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: wonderful quadroon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: olive odious den hairy legs

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: olive odious den hairy legs



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good space

Y-...Yes?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Fragrant field windowlicker

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Green nibblets



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Curious trump supporter hunting ground

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit

1800000000000 thread

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Lmfao

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: up-to-no-good space

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Amethyst degenerate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Green nibblets



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: laughsome casino



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Drunken Insane Coldplay Fan Shrine

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Godawful aqua masturbator

LOL this is brilliant work

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Amethyst degenerate

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Appetizing claret step-uncle's house



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Bisexual Resort

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: hairraiser bossy toaster

cr this is poetry

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: offensive associate stag film

*applause*

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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: nighttime heaven



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Blathering principal's office boistinker

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit

recommending their own IVF doctors

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: racy kitchen

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Blathering principal's office boistinker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Blathering principal's office boistinker

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Sooty idiotic parlour



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: titillating striped hyena garrison



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Blathering principal's office boistinker

Describe

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Blathering principal's office boistinker

God damn brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: titillating striped hyena garrison



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Please be flame

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

are u stil maried

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

yes - 3 years this May

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life

Desperately need an update on this marriage

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: seedy round eye

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life

Fuck

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

cq's!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Cordovan Thriller Immigrant

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Godawful aqua masturbator

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: wonderful quadroon

except for your autism

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Sinister Volcanic Crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Godawful aqua masturbator

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: titillating striped hyena garrison

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: seedy round eye



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Godawful aqua masturbator

LOL fair

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Green nibblets



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Angry cowardly sound barrier hospital



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Fragrant field windowlicker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Blathering principal's office boistinker

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Appetizing claret step-uncle's house

underrated

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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: laughsome casino



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Author: out-of-control ungodly menage pocket flask



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Heady school cafeteria

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

jfc

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Scarlet Indirect Expression



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza

lmao at the dog bit

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit

do u love it

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: excitant tanning salon half-breed



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Blue vengeful trust fund



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Fluffy Black Woman

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Amethyst degenerate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: titillating striped hyena garrison

*puts gun in mouth*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Green nibblets

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Big-titted blood rage

JFC

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: cyan crusty national security agency home

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: hideous insecure lay



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Fluffy Black Woman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Fluffy Black Woman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: racy kitchen

180 twist

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Bisexual Resort

THIS

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: elite office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: seedy round eye

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: seedy round eye

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: seedy round eye

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: seedy round eye

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: shaky razzle idiot tattoo

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Puce Lodge

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: shaky razzle idiot tattoo

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: seedy round eye

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Godawful aqua masturbator

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: seedy round eye

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Puce Lodge

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: frozen feces box office

damn bruh you going HAM itt

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Boyish University Juggernaut

180. *GULPS*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Vigorous know-it-all famous landscape painting business firm

fucking damn

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: burgundy pontificating candlestick maker dingle berry



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Crystalline Stock Car Nowag

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: supple effete nursing home weed whacker

Goodbye, XO.

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Alright wish I never made this thread

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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Self-centered Native

what the fuck was in this?

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Adventurous Zippy Corn Cake

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: supple effete nursing home weed whacker

repost please

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental Police Squad

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Zippy Corn Cake

it was absolutely brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Blue vengeful trust fund

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Bisexual Resort

tyft brother

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: laughsome casino

180.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: elite office



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Salmon exhilarant roommate



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Jade chad

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: racy kitchen

brave

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: marvelous ocher sanctuary



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Flesh center

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: supple effete nursing home weed whacker



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: racy kitchen



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Dun digit ratio property



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza

cr

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: marvelous ocher sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: shivering provocative orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: racy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Iridescent French Chef Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: frozen feces box office

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: racy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Adventurous Zippy Corn Cake

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Salmon exhilarant roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Rebellious library ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: racy kitchen

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring son of senegal

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: nighttime heaven

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: racy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Flesh center

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: floppy partner

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Amethyst degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: racy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Twisted Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Salmon exhilarant roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Lake prole

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Fighting Citrine Deer Antler

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: stirring tan sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: laughsome casino



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: sapphire

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia state laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Copper Bespoke Internal Respiration

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Translucent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Exciting pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: impressive soul-stirring

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: racy kitchen

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: impressive soul-stirring

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Rebellious library ladyboy

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: stubborn dysfunction

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Very tactful electric public bath scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: racy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  factory reset button

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: racy kitchen

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Cerise contagious parlor rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: floppy partner

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Bonkers bbw

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: shaky razzle idiot tattoo

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Opaque territorial kitty

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Opaque territorial kitty

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Opaque territorial kitty

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Exciting pit

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Opaque territorial kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Opaque territorial kitty

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: racy kitchen

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: aquamarine slap-happy tank

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: racy kitchen

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Diverse philosopher-king

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Opaque territorial kitty

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Amethyst degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Opaque territorial kitty

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Opaque territorial kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: topaz filthy turdskin

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  puppy

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: topaz filthy turdskin

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: topaz filthy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  Transparent Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: underhanded



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: charcoal irradiated main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: alcoholic duck-like filthpig



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: violent institution potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Onyx Cocky Boiling Water Plaza

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed national private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: marvelous ocher sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  wine preventive strike

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Sable

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: racy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: charismatic gay area love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#49136888)