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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: irradiated judgmental scourge upon the earth https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047
Like the "hair gel application" course taught by Newsom. |
Date: September 4th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: vivacious autistic toaster faggot firefighter OTH, he fucked Gilfoil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236767) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: Flatulent Clown imagine the smell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237741) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: plum stag film patrolman like you wouldn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239326) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:42 PM Author: purple stain toilet seat So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom is every bit as snarky, and I fear Stewart won’t be vindictive enough and intentionally hurt cons and red states like Newsom would, which is what the country needs right now. Newsom 2028 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236775) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Hot Carmine Philosopher-king Heaven Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236953) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: Excitant sepia set you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and a pedophile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238567) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: purple stain toilet seat you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238659) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Erotic boiling water place of business it's pathetic and reeks of desperation
he knows he's unappealing and a total failure as governor, so he's trying to mimic Trump. but there's only one Trump. |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: yapping center Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236810) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: mildly autistic concupiscible round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236837) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: racy topaz stage Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238563) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Emerald aromatic background story I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listened to his podcast a bit and he seems shrewd enough to be a competitor for POTUS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236812) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: Passionate infuriating base candlestick maker he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervisor-SF mayor-LtGov-Gov... he knows (((who))) to kiss ass to get ahead
i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Emerald aromatic background story it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one. we had two Bushes ffs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236827) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Passionate infuriating base candlestick maker (marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236833) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM Author: purple stain toilet seat They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236831) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: Passionate infuriating base candlestick maker biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m after VP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236834) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:03 PM Author: flirting piazza Also $10M during VP don't forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237435) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Apoplectic diverse jewess He's old money and knows the ropes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237574) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Indecent marvelous halford lodge > i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon
are we pretending that the current POTUS isn't even moar handsome, straight, birdshit, and born with a silver spoon? |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: Passionate infuriating base candlestick maker this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the risk doing this shit his team which is prob turd comedians will get better with time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236825) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: irradiated judgmental scourge upon the earth "Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49236860) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Trip range Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached in a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237386) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: electric silver address This post is a little funny but not that funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237427) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:34 PM Author: Trip range Key point is that its "a little funny"
Most prior lib "humor" was negative funny |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: flirting piazza Farm Animals: "nffi"
Colleen Wolfe @Colleen25703211 · 4h Yeah, that will be a flop. Dont fall for it. He will take your money and not deliver. Happens all the time here in California . |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: irradiated judgmental scourge upon the earth lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237736) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:19 PM Author: primrose arousing feces garrison I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this is real.
Goddamn you people are dense |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: racy topaz stage Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq trumpmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238606) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: Lake Wonderful Field Nibblets This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are clever while pandering to a 90 IQ audience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237739) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:11 AM Author: mildly autistic concupiscible round eye I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside their echo chamber (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49237971) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: flirting piazza It's not FOR you, retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238653) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: curious brethren The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all I need to know - he’s got my vote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238548) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: racy topaz stage We do not deserve this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238557) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: opaque exciting immigrant space this is extremely unfunny.
if sealclubber were a lib, he'd laugh at this shit. |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:25 AM Author: electric silver address Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: French laundry and cheating on his wife for example. GOP just has to run add showing worst parts of Skid row, Tenderloin and Floyd riots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238570) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: Excitant sepia set libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of stuff is the downstream effect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238573) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: opaque exciting immigrant space it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid as shit. he's not mimicking trump, he's parodying/mocking his twitterpoasting. but whether you love or hate trump, you can't deny his tweet game is 180, he just has a knack for pwning the shit out of people in a couple sentences. so what the fuck is there to even mock?
this is what happens when your staffers are 22 year old bluehaired lib homosexual/genderqueer whatever. as you said, comedy was "canceled" years ago so these fucking morons have no concept of "funny" and they think the subject matter here is really resonating with people. it's just a complete failure all around. |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: Erotic boiling water place of business actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238611) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: opaque exciting immigrant space wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staffers are trying to mock something that is objectively 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238622) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 12:01 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal galvanic church building It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's typing the shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49238662) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: opaque exciting immigrant space yea and he zings the fuck out of people.
this newsom shit is embarrassing |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: Excitant sepia set he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit on a gold plated toilet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239791) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Light parlour Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239301) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Twinkling office son of senegal To be fair,
Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea that some guy who is LITERALLY mimicking another guy's successful and popular schtick is somehow "alpha," why? |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Stimulating Avocado Theatre Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky tweets. He's showing the country he's NOT SCARED of authoritarianism and he WON'T BE SILENCED. He is, quite literally, the face of THE RESISTANCE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239324) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Twinkling office son of senegal To be fair,
"Hashtag, Resist!!!"
LJL brother LJL.
The sad thing is that I really do believe Obeezy is gay and retarded and dumb enough to genuinely believe these tweets are hysterically funny and extremely cutting. "Oh man, get him, Gavin! Take that, Drumpfth!" |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: primrose arousing feces garrison Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means to be “alpha” is 180, thanks for that babes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239365) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: opaque exciting immigrant space bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you cannot think they are funny or cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239374) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: Twinkling office son of senegal To be fair,
Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky tech bro who got a hair transplant and plays with spoons at fancy dinners...
...and yet despite all of that, he is also OBJECTIVELY 100x more alpha than Gavin Newsome on any meaningful metric in the modern world (large-scale international influence, real world power at the highest levels, global popularity and its attendant influence as a thought leader, repeated proven success within an extremely competitive field that actually matters in the real world, etc etc etc). Even on an animalistic physical level, Musk could probably wrestle Newsome into submission and then sit on him simply because Newsome has the build of a skinny gay twink. We won't even get into how Newsome's former wife showed him the ultimate disrespect by hooking up with the son of his biggest political enemy, or how his current wife publicly admitted that she cravenly fucked and sucked Harvey Weinstein for a career bump that never even materialized (and yet he chooses to remain married to her).
LJL, LJL.
Next up: "Ackkkkkkkshually, when you REALLY think about it, Newsome is ALSO way more alpha than Drumpfth himself!" *farts cum, adjusts buttplug* |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: racy topaz stage (post mimicking 60iq proles) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239394) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: contagious station alpha Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239380) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal galvanic church building Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2).#49239389) |