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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Drab adventurous degenerate nowag
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
razzle-dazzle principal's office
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
aphrodisiac dopamine
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Drab adventurous degenerate nowag
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Abnormal Fanboi Brethren
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Drab adventurous degenerate nowag
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Abnormal Fanboi Brethren
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Drab adventurous degenerate nowag
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Abnormal Fanboi Brethren
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Soul-stirring fishy clown keepsake machete
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
aphrodisiac dopamine
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Drab adventurous degenerate nowag
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
aphrodisiac dopamine
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
exhilarant native boistinker
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Drab adventurous degenerate nowag
  08/09/18
Same.
Laughsome Clear Spot
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Red Box Office Doctorate
  08/09/18
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anal set jap
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
stirring cowardly center famous landscape painting
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Drab adventurous degenerate nowag
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
stirring cowardly center famous landscape painting
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
mauve slimy library
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
cracking at-the-ready property
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
anal set jap
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Slap-happy Circlehead
  08/09/18
...
Cocky heaven immigrant
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
aromatic candlestick maker
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Canary magical range
  08/09/18
...
Cocky heaven immigrant
  08/09/18
Cr
Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Pit
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
aromatic candlestick maker
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
hilarious walnut ceo
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Laughsome Clear Spot
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Zippy Swashbuckling Plaza Pistol
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
bateful cruise ship
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Federal arrogant stage french chef
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Glittery Quadroon Elastic Band
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
insane place of business
  08/09/18
Sick
Drab adventurous degenerate nowag
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Soggy blood rage parlor
  08/09/18
...
abusive philosopher-king
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
bright personal credit line space
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
hilarious walnut ceo
  08/09/18
...
Provocative gaping
  08/09/18
...
flesh floppy boiling water menage
  08/09/18
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  03/15/25
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  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
cerise galvanic people who are hurt
  08/09/18
...
Dull Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Senate
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
aromatic candlestick maker
  08/09/18
interesting
flesh floppy boiling water menage
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Drab adventurous degenerate nowag
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
ungodly talented juggernaut faggotry
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Slap-happy Circlehead
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Heady Theater
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Drab adventurous degenerate nowag

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle principal's office

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dopamine

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Drab adventurous degenerate nowag

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Abnormal Fanboi Brethren

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Drab adventurous degenerate nowag

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Abnormal Fanboi Brethren

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Drab adventurous degenerate nowag

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Abnormal Fanboi Brethren

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring fishy clown keepsake machete

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dopamine

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Drab adventurous degenerate nowag

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dopamine

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: exhilarant native boistinker

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Drab adventurous degenerate nowag

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Clear Spot

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Red Box Office Doctorate

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: anal set jap



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: stirring cowardly center famous landscape painting

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Drab adventurous degenerate nowag

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: stirring cowardly center famous landscape painting

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: mauve slimy library

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: cracking at-the-ready property

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: anal set jap

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Slap-happy Circlehead

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Cocky heaven immigrant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: aromatic candlestick maker

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Canary magical range

stfu gook

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Cocky heaven immigrant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Transparent Twinkling Uncleanness Pit

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: aromatic candlestick maker

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: hilarious walnut ceo

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Clear Spot

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Zippy Swashbuckling Plaza Pistol

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: bateful cruise ship

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Federal arrogant stage french chef

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Glittery Quadroon Elastic Band

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: insane place of business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Drab adventurous degenerate nowag

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Soggy blood rage parlor

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: abusive philosopher-king



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: bright personal credit line space

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: hilarious walnut ceo

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Provocative gaping



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: flesh floppy boiling water menage



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: gay affirmative action



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: gay affirmative action



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: cerise galvanic people who are hurt

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Dull Bat Shit Crazy Kitty Senate



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: aromatic candlestick maker

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: flesh floppy boiling water menage

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Drab adventurous degenerate nowag

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: ungodly talented juggernaut faggotry

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Slap-happy Circlehead

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Heady Theater

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#49446165)