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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Exhilarant sanctuary | 01/03/23 |
| Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe | 01/03/23 |
| Exhilarant sanctuary | 01/03/23 |
| mewling affirmative action | 01/03/23 |
| Exhilarant sanctuary | 01/04/23 |
| Disrespectful indigo marketing idea | 01/04/23 |
| obsidian jet-lagged degenerate | 01/04/23 |
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| Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe | 01/04/23 |
| hairraiser turquoise theatre | 01/04/23 |
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| hairraiser turquoise theatre | 01/04/23 |
| Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe | 01/04/23 |
| bat-shit-crazy spot volcanic crater | 04/19/23 |
| Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe | 04/19/23 |
| Dun Shrine Dysfunction | 04/23/24 |
| Disrespectful indigo marketing idea | 04/23/24 |
| obsidian jet-lagged degenerate | 04/30/24 |
| Out-of-control glassy orchestra pit headpube | 04/30/24 |
| Brindle beady-eyed hominid useless brakes | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| beta piazza mad-dog skullcap | 01/03/23 |
| sapphire appetizing menage dopamine | 01/03/23 |
| Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe | 01/03/23 |
| Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe | 01/03/23 |
| Multi-colored pistol corner | 01/04/23 |
| white mental disorder | 01/04/23 |
| titillating queen of the night | 01/04/23 |
| 180 Philosopher-king | 04/23/24 |
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| odious effete incel | 01/04/23 |
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| beta piazza mad-dog skullcap | 01/24/23 |
| beta piazza mad-dog skullcap | 12/27/23 |
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| beta piazza mad-dog skullcap | 02/07/24 |
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| beta piazza mad-dog skullcap | 04/23/24 |
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| beta piazza mad-dog skullcap | 04/23/24 |
| Tan laughsome range | 04/23/24 |
| lascivious coffee pot | 04/23/24 |
| titillating queen of the night | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Trip Corn Cake | 04/23/24 |
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| obsidian jet-lagged degenerate | 04/30/24 |
| lascivious coffee pot | 04/30/24 |
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| titillating queen of the night | 04/30/24 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Exhilarant sanctuary One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Exhilarant sanctuary Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: mewling affirmative action 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Exhilarant sanctuary Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Disrespectful indigo marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: obsidian jet-lagged degenerate alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: hairraiser turquoise theatre anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: hairraiser turquoise theatre so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: hairraiser turquoise theatre It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy spot volcanic crater 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Dun Shrine Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Disrespectful indigo marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: obsidian jet-lagged degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Out-of-control glassy orchestra pit headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Brindle beady-eyed hominid useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: beta piazza mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: sapphire appetizing menage dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Low-t Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Multi-colored pistol corner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: white mental disorder SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: titillating queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: 180 Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: cracking roommate stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: odious effete incel The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: swashbuckling water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: beta piazza mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: beta piazza mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: beta piazza mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: beta piazza mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: beta piazza mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: mind-boggling bossy cuckoldry elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: beta piazza mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: sapphire appetizing menage dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: beta piazza mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Internet-worthy pontificating pocket flask Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: beta piazza mad-dog skullcap QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Tan laughsome range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: lascivious coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: titillating queen of the night (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Trip Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Trip Corn Cake The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: obsidian jet-lagged degenerate it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: lascivious coffee pot when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: obsidian jet-lagged degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: titillating queen of the night (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213065) |