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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

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dark masturbator
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Kink-friendly white multi-billionaire sneaky criminal
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
gay hairy legs stock car
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Histrionic garrison
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
dark masturbator
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Histrionic garrison
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Histrionic garrison
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Histrionic garrison
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Histrionic garrison
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
dark masturbator
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Histrionic garrison
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Histrionic garrison
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
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  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Histrionic garrison
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Bonkers Casino Stain
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Histrionic garrison
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
frisky comical private investor national security agency
  04/08/25
that's rude
Histrionic garrison
  04/08/25
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dark masturbator
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
costumed brunch cuck
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
heady lilac legal warrant
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Histrionic garrison
  04/08/25
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dark masturbator
  04/08/25
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Histrionic garrison
  04/09/25
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dark masturbator
  04/09/25
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dark masturbator
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
chocolate round eye
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Narrow-minded bearded gunner
  04/09/25
Ty
Histrionic garrison
  04/09/25
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Peach sadistic center mental disorder
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
citrine thriller box office mad cow disease
  04/09/25
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Histrionic garrison
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
garnet laughsome school
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Histrionic garrison
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Histrionic garrison
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
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  05/02/25
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  05/12/25
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Histrionic garrison
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Histrionic garrison
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Narrow-minded bearded gunner
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Histrionic garrison
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Bonkers Casino Stain
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Histrionic garrison
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Bonkers Casino Stain
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Charcoal Crawly International Law Enforcement Agency Parlor
  06/03/25
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Histrionic garrison
  06/26/25
OP?
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  06/27/25
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  07/09/25
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  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: dark masturbator

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white multi-billionaire sneaky criminal

lmaooo poor chandler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: gay hairy legs stock car

jews never not screwing over the goyim

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dark masturbator

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry

who is the jewier jew?

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry

and cslg didnt?



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: dark masturbator

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry

why mutual funds not etfs?

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Bonkers Casino Stain

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Bonkers Casino Stain

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: frisky comical private investor national security agency

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

that's rude

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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: dark masturbator



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: costumed brunch cuck

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia titillating corn cake cuckoldry

he's jewy business savvy

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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: heady lilac legal warrant

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: dark masturbator



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: chocolate round eye

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded bearded gunner

chandler stays winning

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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

Ty

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Peach sadistic center mental disorder



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: citrine thriller box office mad cow disease

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: garnet laughsome school

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Spectacular Sexy Library Lettuce

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Histrionic garrison

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Narrow-minded bearded gunner

never bet against HCK

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Histrionic garrison

I lost $15k on hustler last night

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic garrison

I have 53k shares

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Bonkers Casino Stain

100*(44/37)=~119

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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Charcoal Crawly International Law Enforcement Agency Parlor

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Histrionic garrison



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison

OP?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Histrionic garrison



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Histrionic garrison



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