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Catholicism is an utter abomination

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  03/25/18
MMCA
aphrodisiac sooty senate shitlib
  03/25/18
what exactly is your problem with it
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  03/25/18
Why would a child go to hell if it died before baptism?
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god's will, duh
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  03/25/18
we aren't sure exactly where they go, but why would they des...
henna parlor mediation
  03/25/18
Christianity is arbitrary on a slew on issues. That Catholic...
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They don’t. They go to limbo.
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  11/04/25
Rancid Reformation Trolling ITT
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  03/25/18
Protestantism seems much more “chill”
Contagious step-uncle's house roommate
  03/25/18
What I find amusing is that Catholics just assume that their...
maroon theatre striped hyena
  03/25/18
Contrary to the Christian notion god loves us, thing make so...
sable codepig associate
  03/25/18
I agree, which is why I've always been sympathetic to the Gn...
maroon theatre striped hyena
  03/25/18
Protestantism: “faith alone is salvation. Also Jesus died fo...
Idiotic really tough guy home
  03/25/18
lol
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*devoutly respects tradition of anal play with boys*
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wow thoughtful response
Idiotic really tough guy home
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U were mocking lack of tradition and I was giving you a reas...
Splenetic walnut casino newt
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literally nothing in my post mocked lack of tradition. lmao
Idiotic really tough guy home
  03/25/18
"Faith alone is salvation" is typically contrasted...
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lmao dude read the words for what the fucking mean
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(Guy that thinks George Clooney literally resuscitated Jesus...
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blank all of these posts
Idiotic really tough guy home
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Lol absolutely not
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Mocking dumb doctrine -/-> mocking lack of tradition jfc
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Idiotic really tough guy home
  03/25/18
Lol
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Martin Luther done here
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focusing on personal eschatology is a prole tell, dude. just...
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(Buddhist Christian)
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i'm sure something happens to souls, but that's unknowable. ...
Unholy Roast Beef Office
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That souls reunite with god is a pretty fundamental Christia...
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sure, that seems eminently plausible for good souls that tru...
Unholy Roast Beef Office
  03/25/18
christianity went awry when they decided that all you had to...
Brilliant Regret Set
  03/25/18
it's insane how many people seem to think that God doesn't c...
henna parlor mediation
  03/25/18
if God doesn't care about you lying, cheating, and murdering...
Brilliant Regret Set
  03/25/18
but He does care and that's why you go to Hell for those thi...
henna parlor mediation
  03/25/18
then what do we need the church for. i've always said th...
Brilliant Regret Set
  03/25/18
Churches are for hanging out, feeling community under god, m...
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  03/25/18
if the Church is doing its job properly, to help guide you a...
henna parlor mediation
  03/25/18
Catholic doctrine "obligated" me to do a lot of th...
Brilliant Regret Set
  03/25/18
180 This is what I'm gonna miss from the orthodox church. Th...
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Another reason to be Catholic I was going to raise - visit u...
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cr see subthread above
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Cr we should have gone down the path of karma and cockroache...
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All Christian sects are exactly The Same and MIG and other L...
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  10/22/25
Convinced you have no real world experience with anything yo...
soul-stirring party of the first part
  10/22/25
this is one of the dumbest posts ive ever seen
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  11/04/25
If you compare orthodox, conservative reformed, Catholic, Ma...
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SCOTUS majority is Exhibit A of the violation of separation ...
mahogany french hell halford
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Not quite but they do tend to drag thousands of years of tra...
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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt



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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sooty senate shitlib

MMCA

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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: henna parlor mediation

what exactly is your problem with it

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Date: March 25th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

Why would a child go to hell if it died before baptism?

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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like spectacular haunted graveyard black woman

god's will, duh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35685987)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: henna parlor mediation

we aren't sure exactly where they go, but why would they deserve to go to heaven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35686066)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

Christianity is arbitrary on a slew on issues. That Catholicism chooses this as it's position is telling of its culttture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35687826)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: pearly electric voyeur idiot

They don’t. They go to limbo.

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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: sable codepig associate

Rancid Reformation Trolling ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35685995)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Contagious step-uncle's house roommate

Protestantism seems much more “chill”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35686104)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: maroon theatre striped hyena

What I find amusing is that Catholics just assume that their metaphysical doctrines are reassuring and comforting to those trapped in the earthly vale of tears. Why, exactly, is it a good thing that we are thrust into existence to play some kind of moral game in which our souls are always in danger of damnation? The very idea that there is a 'grand order' to things is just as terrifying as the alternative, if not more so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35686096)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: sable codepig associate

Contrary to the Christian notion god loves us, thing make so much more sense if he hates us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35686103)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: maroon theatre striped hyena

I agree, which is why I've always been sympathetic to the Gnostic interpretation of 'God'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35686111)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Idiotic really tough guy home

Protestantism: “faith alone is salvation. Also Jesus died for ur sins so it doesn’t even matter if u have faith. Also our churches are dying”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35686114)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Contagious step-uncle's house roommate

lol

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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Swollen exciting area



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

*devoutly respects tradition of anal play with boys*

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Idiotic really tough guy home

wow thoughtful response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688067)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

U were mocking lack of tradition and I was giving you a reason why tradition is shit. Seems relatively thoughtful for a sectarian spat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688076)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Idiotic really tough guy home

literally nothing in my post mocked lack of tradition. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688084)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

"Faith alone is salvation" is typically contrasted with the Catholic emphasis tradition and practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688093)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Idiotic really tough guy home

lmao dude read the words for what the fucking mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688101)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

(Guy that thinks George Clooney literally resuscitated Jesus after 36 hours)

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Idiotic really tough guy home

blank all of these posts

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:38 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

Lol absolutely not

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: irradiated lettuce principal's office

Mocking dumb doctrine -/-> mocking lack of tradition jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688098)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Idiotic really tough guy home



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: irradiated lettuce principal's office

Lol

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Unholy Roast Beef Office



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: bossy toaster legal warrant

Martin Luther done here

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: gaped university mexican



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: Unholy Roast Beef Office

focusing on personal eschatology is a prole tell, dude. just contemplate how the order in the universe is good, and try to be good too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35687836)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

(Buddhist Christian)

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Unholy Roast Beef Office

i'm sure something happens to souls, but that's unknowable. we can see that the universe is orderly & good though, and take solace that whatever happens is probably also good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35687879)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

That souls reunite with god is a pretty fundamental Christian supposition, as far as I can tell. It gets at the heart of the relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35687894)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Unholy Roast Beef Office

sure, that seems eminently plausible for good souls that truly yearn to return to god without excessively entangling themselves in bodily pleasures etc. you seemed more interested about other sorts of souls upthread, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35687907)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Regret Set

christianity went awry when they decided that all you had to do was "seek God's forgiveness" and everything was cool

it meant that bad people could do bad things over and over and as long as they said a few hail marys everything was copacetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688103)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: henna parlor mediation

it's insane how many people seem to think that God doesn't care about whether you're genuinely repentant or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688117)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Brilliant Regret Set

if God doesn't care about you lying, cheating, and murdering in the first place, why should it matter if you have your fingers crossed when you say "sorry" and then go do it all again

you're either wicked or you're not. churches figured out that calling bad apples bad apples tended to reduce the cash flow, so that part had to go. indulgences were nice when needed as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688140)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: henna parlor mediation

but He does care and that's why you go to Hell for those things unless you sincerely repent of them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688146)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Brilliant Regret Set

then what do we need the church for.

i've always said that I love Jesus and I hate the church. God knows my heart and sees my deeds and that's all that matters. I don't need 500 other faggots judging the sincerity of my devotion and piety. the hypocrisy of the modern church on virtually every issue is why it will be dead in our lifetimes.

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

Churches are for hanging out, feeling community under god, meeting people and taking your kids to something wholesome. It serves only an ancillary doctrinal function.

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: henna parlor mediation

if the Church is doing its job properly, to help guide you along the path of virtue so that you are more likely to recognize your sinfulness and repent and then avoid relapsing. also to provide the Sacraments and a community for believers, and to help carry out what Christ commanded we do to help the less fortunate.

admittedly the Church is pretty fucked up these days, so your local church may not do a good job of those things. in that case it gets rather thorny, especially if "find a better church" is out of the question. Catholic doctrine obligates you to attend Mass even if your local church is pretty fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688193)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Brilliant Regret Set

Catholic doctrine "obligated" me to do a lot of things that were utterly retarded in 21st century America, which, along with marrying a Protestant girl, is why I'm no longer a Catholic.

I miss the ritual and the mysticism of the liturgy. I do not miss the ratfaced church elders, creepy ass priests and deacons, and dumbasses with hats thinking they speak for God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35688204)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

180 This is what I'm gonna miss from the orthodox church. They really know how to make it feel timeless and connected to our ancestors.

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: Splenetic walnut casino newt

Another reason to be Catholic I was going to raise - visit us weekly even if we've gone completely off the rails or youre ex communicated and going to hell! Not remotely abusive or controlling. That's what I want from my god!

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Date: March 25th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Idiotic really tough guy home

cr see subthread above

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Date: March 26th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: galvanic gas station

Cr we should have gone down the path of karma and cockroaches but without the defeatist "leave it to fate" bs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#35691269)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: frisky spot



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: cracking idea he suggested

All Christian sects are exactly The Same and MIG and other Losers are obsessed with extremely unimportant differences that don't even exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#49367155)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring party of the first part

Convinced you have no real world experience with anything you poast about and instead just conglomerate forum trash and run it through GPT for outputs

And you're not the only one doing this

There are massive and highly consequential differences between various Christian sects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#49367319)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza Giraffe

this is one of the dumbest posts ive ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#49401214)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: costumed factory reset button incel

If you compare orthodox, conservative reformed, Catholic, Mainline Protestant, southern Baptist, and non-denominational/evangelical etc. they are all completely different. And outside of Catholic maybe orthodox and some small denomination outliers there is a pretty big range in the experience church to church within a denomination or tradition. There is a spectrum from a concert with a rock band and fog machines with a TED talk to no instruments in worship spend four hours on Sunday in a building with nothing on the walls but a banner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#49401280)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza Giraffe



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: mahogany french hell halford

SCOTUS majority is Exhibit A of the violation of separation of church and state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#49367160)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring party of the first part

Not quite but they do tend to drag thousands of years of trauma and dogmatic church failures wherever they go. They wear the Borgia years like a backpack without even knowing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3928856&forum_id=2).#49367320)