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UNGHHH just copped digits from 19yo SWANUS

UNGHHHHHHH the summer of RSF CONTINUES
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
unnghhhhhh
Charismatic Karate Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/20/25
You missed a little of RSFs jizz on your chin
Useless erotic dragon market
  07/20/25
...
supple public bath circlehead
  07/21/25
...
Topaz Telephone
  07/21/25
(guy who pays for sex)
Laughsome depressive
  07/20/25
Yea man we always hear about 19 year old Norwegian hooks. Ve...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
(compulsive liar known to pay for sex by literally everyone ...
Laughsome depressive
  07/20/25
Simmer down little mikey, maybe get a face tat to beg for mo...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
as usual, jumping into your internet tough guy mode as soon ...
Laughsome depressive
  07/20/25
don't waste your time friend, you're interacting with decade...
mint diverse deer antler
  07/20/25
Actual cucumbers post LMAO
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
...
mint diverse deer antler
  07/20/25
Refuse to refute? You mean the bullshit I have directly refu...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
Everyone pays for sex. If you value your time and have any d...
Big-titted galvanic mediation candlestick maker
  07/20/25
I was wrong, thought that was a SWANUS country code but actu...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
it’s all gravy up there
Charismatic Karate Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/20/25
NORWANUS > SWANUS ???
Curious Plaza
  07/20/25
IMO DANUS > SWANUS = NORWANUS > FINANUS
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
I rarely have anything to contribute, so pls rate: http://ww...
Curious Plaza
  07/20/25
Soo CR
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
ISRANUS unnghhh
Dull learning disabled school macaca
  07/20/25
👎🏻
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/21/25
wow
Charismatic Karate Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/20/25
Poor Mitch.
light doobsian house wagecucks
  07/20/25
It’s gonna feel great when she cops ur flopping tittie...
cowardly alcoholic parlor internal respiration
  07/20/25
Wow, thought this would be a nyuug thread
Exciting address quadroon
  07/20/25
No, I actually have sex with women.
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
Ew, why?
fragrant masturbator bbw
  07/20/25
A ghastly development
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
...
mint diverse deer antler
  07/20/25
...
ultramarine rough-skinned sandwich death wish
  07/21/25
nice. describe?
cracking drunken national
  07/20/25
Tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, 19…
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
sounds CR!
cracking drunken national
  07/20/25
What’s your wife think of this?
heady unhinged windowlicker
  07/20/25
Her opinion no longer matters
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
On your second divroce already? jfc lol
Vigorous Native Personal Credit Line
  07/20/25
First still
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/21/25
Gotta THREAD DAT NEEDLE here, trying to continue DETOXWEEK u...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
This is more complex logistically than my kids extracurricul...
Bistre deranged area
  07/20/25
Brother you should have seen the logistics I have been worki...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
What would happen if you just gave up and like let one pair ...
Bistre deranged area
  07/20/25
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT FRIEND
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
Did you at least pretend to go to church this morning or was...
big hall idiot
  07/20/25
Why not post this as “Mymanides” or “cslg&...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
Just think of the content creation and those of us who are l...
Bistre deranged area
  07/20/25
All it takes is one alarm we sleep through or one seriously ...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
https://postimg.cc/Lq0JVs53 Thots?
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
Soo CR, brother
cracking drunken national
  07/20/25
cot damn look at the funbags on that hosehound
Charismatic Karate Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/20/25
180
yapping travel guidebook
  07/20/25
180 billion! Once you’re done with the SOOOO CR rebou...
Bistre deranged area
  07/20/25
The ONLY reason to settle down again would be to provide a s...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/21/25
Describe the mental gymnastics that these girls go through. ...
Spectacular spruce piazza mood
  07/21/25
Have never run into one when out with another. Try to keep t...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/21/25
This sounds exhausting. Why not just find new girls every ti...
Dull learning disabled school macaca
  07/21/25
Like a mix of found new blood like the girl ITT and quasi-gf...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/21/25
9.5, maybe 10 depending on rest of body, but can easily assu...
razzmatazz abode digit ratio
  07/21/25
Trash
supple public bath circlehead
  07/21/25
lol yea man, she’s def gross
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/21/25
What are the disbursements on this one? Airfare, hotel, meal...
Aromatic Ticket Booth Kitty Cat
  07/20/25
? I matched with this girl on a dating app she's already in ...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/20/25
1800000000
frisky startled azn queen of the night
  07/20/25
Soooo cr. Fuck libs!
Effete startling cruise ship black woman
  07/20/25
Using daddy's 9/11 blood money to pay for hookers. Sooo CR
Topaz Telephone
  07/21/25
Wow mike you seem mad about being a ratfaced midget no one c...
citrine dashing gaping degenerate
  07/21/25


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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

UNGHHHHHHH the summer of RSF CONTINUES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115852)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:45 AM
Author: Charismatic Karate Scourge Upon The Earth

unnghhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115855)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Useless erotic dragon market

You missed a little of RSFs jizz on your chin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115919)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: supple public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118261)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Topaz Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118262)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: Laughsome depressive

(guy who pays for sex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115876)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Yea man we always hear about 19 year old Norwegian hooks. Very poor country, few other options. Many such cases. LMAO geek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115886)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Laughsome depressive

(compulsive liar known to pay for sex by literally everyone here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115901)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Simmer down little mikey, maybe get a face tat to beg for more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115907)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Laughsome depressive

as usual, jumping into your internet tough guy mode as soon as i state something obvious (which you dodge and refuse to refute). here comes another lie...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115917)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: mint diverse deer antler

don't waste your time friend, you're interacting with decades of unresolved, deeply-ingrained mental illness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115924)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Actual cucumbers post LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116058)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: mint diverse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116063)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Refuse to refute? You mean the bullshit I have directly refuted 1,000 times? Stay short mikey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116054)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Big-titted galvanic mediation candlestick maker

Everyone pays for sex. If you value your time and have any dignity, you do it with cold hard cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116139)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

I was wrong, thought that was a SWANUS country code but actually NORWANUS! Soo CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115883)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Charismatic Karate Scourge Upon The Earth

it’s all gravy up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115908)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Curious Plaza

NORWANUS > SWANUS ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116349)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

IMO DANUS > SWANUS = NORWANUS > FINANUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116353)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Curious Plaza

I rarely have anything to contribute, so pls rate: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751214&forum_id=2#49110662

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116374)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Soo CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116379)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Dull learning disabled school macaca

ISRANUS unnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116617)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

👎🏻

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118866)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Karate Scourge Upon The Earth

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116833)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: light doobsian house wagecucks

Poor Mitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115921)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: cowardly alcoholic parlor internal respiration

It’s gonna feel great when she cops ur flopping titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115938)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Exciting address quadroon

Wow, thought this would be a nyuug thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49115953)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

No, I actually have sex with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116056)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: fragrant masturbator bbw

Ew, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116060)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

A ghastly development

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116062)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: mint diverse deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116064)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: ultramarine rough-skinned sandwich death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118302)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: cracking drunken national

nice. describe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116068)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, 19…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116076)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: cracking drunken national

sounds CR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116083)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: heady unhinged windowlicker

What’s your wife think of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116073)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Her opinion no longer matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Vigorous Native Personal Credit Line

On your second divroce already? jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49117151)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:32 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

First still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118114)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Gotta THREAD DAT NEEDLE here, trying to continue DETOXWEEK until 23rd, so either get her to come over and chill here SOBERMO in next few days or it becomes tough. Have other SWANUS coming 23-26, could see her for a day party 26. AMERANUS coming 27-Aug 2, the NORWANUS will be gone by Aug and PALMBANUS coming from Aug 4 until end and possibly on to Italy w me after (she booked a 1-way to Europe).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116084)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Bistre deranged area

This is more complex logistically than my kids extracurricular schedules. May your summer never end brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116127)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Brother you should have seen the logistics I have been working with all summer, getting one out in the AM knowing another is due in at noon, stringing others along while making up plausible excuses why I am not available on days they want to visit because I’m with another girl, etc…the girl I slept with yesterday, her best friend is coming to stay w me in August and that is going to be a nuclear level fight if and when she finds out but it’s never boring!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116132)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Bistre deranged area

What would happen if you just gave up and like let one pair of them overlap by a day and tell them they have to play rock paper scissors for your bed that night? I have like an academic curiosity about how that’d turn out given women’s natural catty competitiveness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116360)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT FRIEND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116362)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: big hall idiot

Did you at least pretend to go to church this morning or was it straight to the 7,500 calorie BIGBRUNCH again, fattie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116609)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Why not post this as “Mymanides” or “cslg” little mikey? You sure are MAF today little guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116649)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Bistre deranged area

Just think of the content creation and those of us who are living vicariously through you. You’ve got an obligation to do it, really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116683)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

All it takes is one alarm we sleep through or one seriously delayed flight. Living dangerously. The best friend set is going to cause a lot of problems and lolz as it is. I just made plans 26 with Australianus and Ameranus arrives early 27…could get kooky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116704)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

https://postimg.cc/Lq0JVs53

Thots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116733)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: cracking drunken national

Soo CR, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116792)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Charismatic Karate Scourge Upon The Earth

cot damn

look at the funbags on that hosehound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116814)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: yapping travel guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49117113)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Bistre deranged area

180 billion! Once you’re done with the SOOOO CR rebound summer of freedom, you need to seriously consult with the boart on how to Clooney it up and enjoy rotating through a new spectacular girl every 6-12 months. Or at least that’s what I’d want to do (I think?). Like I’d want to spend more time with a girl than a single vaca week would allow. But I’m not sure I could ever be temped into settling down long-term again if I were in your shoes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49117134)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

The ONLY reason to settle down again would be to provide a stable home for kids VS YOLO spray and pray a few kids with randos. Instead of 6-12 straight months with one, I like to pop in and out and spend a week with a girl take a few weeks off then see her again and string them along in the interim. Like several of the girls i’ve seen a few times this summer but in between I want to see others or be alone. They’re all willfully blind to the reality of the situation, because women. For example in NYC I currently have 5 “girlfriends” who all think we are dating and are doing whatever mental gymnastics they have to in order to square this summer. I will say the txt and phone call maintenance to keep all these balls in the air across various timezones and try to keep my stories straight and remember who I did what with is exhausting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118121)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:56 AM
Author: Spectacular spruce piazza mood

Describe the mental gymnastics that these girls go through. What happens if you're out with one in NY and run into another one? When I was living in NY, I randomly ran into people that I knew on the street all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118140)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Have never run into one when out with another. Try to keep them geographically segregated. As far as mental gymnastics, I am stringing god knows how many of these broads along while summering in St. Tropez and seeing them either not at all or for 1-2 weeks all summer. They all will say something like “yea i’m sure you have plenty of other girls,” and then you have to hit them with the BS “no baby, only you, I am just hanging out with friends. Let’s talk on the phone tomorrow I miss you,” to talk the off the ledge and they find a way to pretend that if you can carve out 10-15m to chat on the phone then you must be sincere and not with anyone else. *hangs up phone, walk back to party and other girl*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118143)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Dull learning disabled school macaca

This sounds exhausting. Why not just find new girls every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118263)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Like a mix of found new blood like the girl ITT and quasi-gfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118296)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz abode digit ratio

9.5, maybe 10 depending on rest of body, but can easily assume the rest.

moar pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118154)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: supple public bath circlehead

Trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118259)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

lol yea man, she’s def gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49118515)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Ticket Booth Kitty Cat

What are the disbursements on this one? Airfare, hotel, meals, etc, like $10,000?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116841)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

? I matched with this girl on a dating app she's already in St. Tropez w her gfs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49116847)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: frisky startled azn queen of the night

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49117020)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Effete startling cruise ship black woman

Soooo cr.

Fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5752570&forum_id=2).#49117111)



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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Topaz Telephone

Using daddy's 9/11 blood money to pay for hookers. Sooo CR

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Date: July 21st, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: citrine dashing gaping degenerate

Wow mike you seem mad about being a ratfaced midget no one can stand

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