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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Lascivious house
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
White irradiated kitchen mediation
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
aphrodisiac space
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Stimulating rambunctious heaven main people
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
White irradiated kitchen mediation
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Cerebral point
  12/15/25
...
Turquoise hairraiser plaza scourge upon the earth
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
lake home clown
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Lascivious house
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
vivacious pearly volcanic crater
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Lascivious house
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
vivacious pearly volcanic crater
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
lake home clown
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Lascivious house
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
lake home clown
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
topaz hell
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
lake home clown
  12/15/25
cambodia town
cocky ebony background story rehab
  12/15/25
...
Embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling step-uncle's house marketing idea
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Lascivious house
  12/15/25
...
Embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling step-uncle's house marketing idea
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Aromatic azure round eye
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Passionate Orchestra Pit Prole
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
Bipolar mentally impaired office pozpig
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
lake home clown
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Passionate Orchestra Pit Prole
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Razzle abnormal jap
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
lake home clown
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Razzle abnormal jap
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Aromatic azure round eye
  12/15/25
...
lake home clown
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Frum Ticket Booth
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Claret Stubborn Locus Striped Hyena
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Charcoal church
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Talented parlor
  12/15/25
...
yellow masturbator
  12/15/25
...
boyish halford state
  12/15/25
...
fragrant native
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Sinister abode
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Talented parlor
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
charismatic costumed blood rage legal warrant
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Talented parlor
  12/15/25
...
Razzle abnormal jap
  12/15/25
yes, so
charismatic costumed blood rage legal warrant
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
orange angry telephone
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
cocky ebony background story rehab
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
orange angry telephone
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
haunting national
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Frum Ticket Booth
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
cocky ebony background story rehab
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
haunting national
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
boyish halford state
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
charismatic costumed blood rage legal warrant
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Frum Ticket Booth
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Brilliant Dilemma Stain
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Lascivious house
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
boyish halford state
  12/15/25
...
Razzle abnormal jap
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
cocky ebony background story rehab
  12/16/25
...
Brilliant Dilemma Stain
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
White irradiated kitchen mediation
  12/16/25
OKay
Sienna Area
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Balding flickering deer antler yarmulke
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
blue pocket flask
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Balding flickering deer antler yarmulke
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
anal trump supporter menage
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Talented parlor
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Garnet unhinged corner
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Lascivious house
  12/17/25
tp
disturbing lay half-breed
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Lascivious house

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: White irradiated kitchen mediation

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac space

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Stimulating rambunctious heaven main people

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: White irradiated kitchen mediation

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Cerebral point

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Turquoise hairraiser plaza scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: lake home clown

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Lascivious house

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: vivacious pearly volcanic crater

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Lascivious house

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: vivacious pearly volcanic crater

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: lake home clown

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Lascivious house

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: lake home clown

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: topaz hell

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: lake home clown

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: cocky ebony background story rehab

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling step-uncle's house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Lascivious house

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone mind-boggling step-uncle's house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Aromatic azure round eye

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Passionate Orchestra Pit Prole

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Bipolar mentally impaired office pozpig

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: lake home clown

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Passionate Orchestra Pit Prole

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Razzle abnormal jap

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: lake home clown

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle abnormal jap

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Aromatic azure round eye

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: lake home clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Frum Ticket Booth

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Claret Stubborn Locus Striped Hyena

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Charcoal church

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Talented parlor

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: yellow masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: boyish halford state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: fragrant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Sinister abode

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Talented parlor

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: charismatic costumed blood rage legal warrant

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Talented parlor

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Razzle abnormal jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: charismatic costumed blood rage legal warrant

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: orange angry telephone

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: cocky ebony background story rehab

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: orange angry telephone

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: haunting national

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Frum Ticket Booth

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: cocky ebony background story rehab

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: haunting national

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: boyish halford state

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: charismatic costumed blood rage legal warrant

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Frum Ticket Booth

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Brilliant Dilemma Stain

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Lascivious house

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: boyish halford state

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Razzle abnormal jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: cocky ebony background story rehab

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Dilemma Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: White irradiated kitchen mediation

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Sienna Area

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Balding flickering deer antler yarmulke

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: blue pocket flask

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Balding flickering deer antler yarmulke

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: anal trump supporter menage

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Talented parlor

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2).#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Garnet unhinged corner

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Lascivious house

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: disturbing lay half-breed

tp

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