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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Chest-beating Razzmatazz Point Personal Credit Line
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
thriller marketing idea
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
titillating love of her life
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
thriller marketing idea
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Light Painfully Honest Garrison Skinny Woman
  09/22/23
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rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
thriller marketing idea
  09/22/23
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navy cerebral university
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
green mother set
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
vigorous new version legend
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Odious home
  09/22/23
Yes
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/22/23
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Hot Plaza
  09/22/23
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Excitant Electric Furnace Stage
  09/22/23
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Well-lubricated private investor patrolman
  09/22/23
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navy cerebral university
  09/23/23
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Well-lubricated private investor patrolman
  09/27/23
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White keepsake machete
  10/01/23
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talented poppy cruise ship travel guidebook
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Khaki parlour organic girlfriend
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Well-lubricated private investor patrolman
  09/22/23
...
Big high-end market
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Lavender dashing den circlehead
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Histrionic Ruddy Masturbator
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Violent concupiscible dragon temple
  09/22/23
...
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Appetizing affirmative action
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
titillating love of her life
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Appetizing affirmative action
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Violent concupiscible dragon temple
  09/27/23
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rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
crusty primrose haunted graveyard
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
crusty primrose haunted graveyard
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
rough-skinned pink brunch
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
crusty primrose haunted graveyard
  09/27/23
lol 😂
abnormal stage boistinker
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
topaz location
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Orchid cracking persian
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
topaz location
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
rough-skinned pink brunch
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
unhinged goyim
  09/27/23
Ungh
burgundy talking incel
  10/01/23
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unhinged goyim
  10/02/23
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rough-skinned pink brunch
  10/01/23
Yes
Passionate Juggernaut
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
amber stead hissy fit
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Chest-beating Razzmatazz Point Personal Credit Line

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: thriller marketing idea

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: titillating love of her life

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: thriller marketing idea

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Light Painfully Honest Garrison Skinny Woman

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: thriller marketing idea

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: navy cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: green mother set

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: vigorous new version legend

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Odious home

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Hot Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Excitant Electric Furnace Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated private investor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: navy cerebral university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated private investor patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: White keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: talented poppy cruise ship travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Khaki parlour organic girlfriend

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated private investor patrolman

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Big high-end market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Lavender dashing den circlehead

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Histrionic Ruddy Masturbator

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Violent concupiscible dragon temple

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Appetizing affirmative action

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: titillating love of her life

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Appetizing affirmative action

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Violent concupiscible dragon temple

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: crusty primrose haunted graveyard

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: crusty primrose haunted graveyard

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: crusty primrose haunted graveyard

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: abnormal stage boistinker

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: topaz location

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Orchid cracking persian

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: topaz location

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: unhinged goyim

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: burgundy talking incel

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: unhinged goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: rough-skinned pink brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Passionate Juggernaut

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: amber stead hissy fit

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894111)