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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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ty friend
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Can you post this on the nba subreddit
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Vibrant Round Eye



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: bonkers sooty university affirmative action

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: lascivious offensive marketing idea den



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: curious jet-lagged meetinghouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle senate internal respiration

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: harsh corner

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: bonkers sooty university affirmative action

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Cracking coral jewess theater stage

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: yellow dilemma legend



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: sadistic state old irish cottage

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: aggressive gas station personal credit line

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Bespoke Location Genital Piercing

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented space windowlicker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Bespoke Location Genital Piercing

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: motley church building

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Angry french immigrant



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Bespoke Location Genital Piercing

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Underhanded Associate

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Orchid Boyish Indian Lodge



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone site digit ratio

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Base Stain

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Bespoke Location Genital Piercing

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Bespoke Location Genital Piercing

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Orchid Boyish Indian Lodge



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone site digit ratio



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Angry french immigrant

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: sadistic state old irish cottage

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Bespoke Location Genital Piercing



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Crawly dragon

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Comical insanely creepy hall

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Diverse flesh principal's office



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: outnumbered indirect expression

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: excitant wine idiot

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: heady confused masturbator stage



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Stirring dun nursing home philosopher-king



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian home



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: adventurous canary fortuitous meteor

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Cracking coral jewess theater stage



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Rose School Cafeteria



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: mischievous marvelous striped hyena

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Crawly dragon



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