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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
costumed business firm indirect expression
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
misanthropic razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter church
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
glittery outnumbered resort generalized bond
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
misanthropic razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter church
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
slate doctorate
  09/22/23
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Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
misanthropic razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter church
  09/22/23
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appetizing mischievous site
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
crawly greedy trailer park incel
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
chartreuse dragon
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
black contagious spot
  09/22/23
Yes
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/22/23
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supple rebellious school athletic conference
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Cerebral Address Quadroon
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infuriating razzmatazz tanning salon friendly grandma
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appetizing mischievous site
  09/23/23
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infuriating razzmatazz tanning salon friendly grandma
  09/27/23
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swashbuckling bright police squad
  10/01/23
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Well-lubricated embarrassed to the bone rehab
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
gay stead partner
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
infuriating razzmatazz tanning salon friendly grandma
  09/22/23
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Curious Blue Ticket Booth
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
jet organic girlfriend
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
maize famous landscape painting
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
cheese-eating hyperactive school cafeteria boltzmann
  09/22/23
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Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Violent cerise idea he suggested
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
glittery outnumbered resort generalized bond
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Violent cerise idea he suggested
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
cheese-eating hyperactive school cafeteria boltzmann
  09/27/23
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Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Wine Cuck
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Wine Cuck
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Wine Cuck
  09/27/23
lol 😂
mustard impressive bawdyhouse
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
stirring azure sex offender milk
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Stimulating Home
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
stirring azure sex offender milk
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
frisky bipolar locale hairy legs
  09/27/23
Ungh
painfully honest cuckoldry
  10/01/23
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frisky bipolar locale hairy legs
  10/02/23
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Deranged disgusting dog poop forum
  10/01/23
Yes
Lake trip sandwich pit
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Jade apoplectic theater
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: costumed business firm indirect expression

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter church

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: glittery outnumbered resort generalized bond

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter church

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: slate doctorate

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle faggot firefighter church

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: appetizing mischievous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: crawly greedy trailer park incel

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: chartreuse dragon

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: black contagious spot

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: supple rebellious school athletic conference



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Address Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: infuriating razzmatazz tanning salon friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: appetizing mischievous site



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: infuriating razzmatazz tanning salon friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling bright police squad



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated embarrassed to the bone rehab



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: gay stead partner

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: infuriating razzmatazz tanning salon friendly grandma

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Curious Blue Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: jet organic girlfriend

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: maize famous landscape painting

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating hyperactive school cafeteria boltzmann

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Violent cerise idea he suggested

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: glittery outnumbered resort generalized bond

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Violent cerise idea he suggested

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: cheese-eating hyperactive school cafeteria boltzmann

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Wine Cuck

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Wine Cuck

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Wine Cuck

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: mustard impressive bawdyhouse

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: stirring azure sex offender milk

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Home

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: stirring azure sex offender milk

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: frisky bipolar locale hairy legs

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: painfully honest cuckoldry

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: frisky bipolar locale hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Deranged disgusting dog poop forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Lake trip sandwich pit

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Jade apoplectic theater

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894111)