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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
Bistre impertinent becky
  07/14/25
he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going ...
Glittery Nowag
  07/14/25
many such cases!
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House-broken Spot
  07/14/25
terminal case of yellow fever tp
wonderful site
  07/14/25
"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
sick laughsome toilet seat space
  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
Glittery Nowag
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action
  07/14/25
Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp
Poppy Immigrant
  07/14/25
FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match w...
overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action
  07/14/25
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Insane range
  07/14/25
“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
mustard school cafeteria
  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
arrogant antidepressant drug
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
mustard school cafeteria
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
Godawful Persian
  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
Stimulating gas station
  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
Godawful Persian
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
arrogant antidepressant drug
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
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  07/14/25
because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the fir...
excitant parlour
  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
odious office fanboi
  07/14/25
I wish NPB were still here
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Bistre impertinent becky
  07/14/25
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sick laughsome toilet seat space
  07/14/25
That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action
  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
Bistre impertinent becky
  07/14/25
I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO ad...
overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action
  07/14/25
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mustard school cafeteria
  07/14/25
Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace
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overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action
  07/14/25
Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
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Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this ...
sick laughsome toilet seat space
  07/14/25
the perfect program doesnt exi--
excitant parlour
  07/14/25
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sick laughsome toilet seat space
  07/15/25
How do you think it got the name?
sickened menage genital piercing
  07/14/25
Gorgeous girl
Adventurous Church
  07/14/25
dude is 100% gay
light cocky regret principal's office
  07/14/25
why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some ha...
light cocky regret principal's office
  07/14/25
She is cute. Good for them.
unholy slap-happy institution hunting ground
  07/14/25
Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead. S...
Orchid Roommate Giraffe
  07/14/25
"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew...
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Cerebral fishy field
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Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he c...
Provocative Slate Hissy Fit
  07/15/25
Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5
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Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he jus...
Provocative Slate Hissy Fit
  07/15/25
Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles? https://x.com/juddl...
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  07/15/25
In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yel...
Provocative Slate Hissy Fit
  07/15/25
Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles? https://x.com/juddl...
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She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny f...
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pink splenetic pit pisswyrm
  07/15/25
this is retarded. why is she running away?
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  07/16/25
Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked...
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Bistre impertinent becky

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Glittery Nowag

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: curious snowy indirect expression

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Opaque travel guidebook center



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: House-broken Spot

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: wonderful site

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: sick laughsome toilet seat space

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Glittery Nowag

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Poppy Immigrant

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Insane range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: mustard school cafeteria

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: arrogant antidepressant drug

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: mustard school cafeteria

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Godawful Persian

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Stimulating gas station

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Godawful Persian

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: arrogant antidepressant drug

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: slimy buck-toothed trailer park shitlib

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: excitant parlour

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: odious office fanboi

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: mustard school cafeteria

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Bistre impertinent becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: sick laughsome toilet seat space



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Bistre impertinent becky

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: mustard school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: sickened menage genital piercing

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: overrated bateful juggernaut affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: aqua roast beef stead

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: sick laughsome toilet seat space

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: excitant parlour

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: sick laughsome toilet seat space



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: sickened menage genital piercing

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Adventurous Church

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: light cocky regret principal's office

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: light cocky regret principal's office

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: unholy slap-happy institution hunting ground

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Orchid Roommate Giraffe

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Cerebral fishy field

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Cerebral fishy field

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: pink splenetic pit pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: pink splenetic pit pisswyrm

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cerebral fishy field

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Provocative Slate Hissy Fit

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: costumed internet-worthy nursing home

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Cerebral fishy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Provocative Slate Hissy Fit

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Provocative Slate Hissy Fit

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: boyish fantasy-prone place of business rehab

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Provocative Slate Hissy Fit

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: boyish fantasy-prone place of business rehab

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: pink splenetic pit pisswyrm

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: unholy slap-happy institution hunting ground

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: pink splenetic pit pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: slimy buck-toothed trailer park shitlib

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: buff cracking yarmulke

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Glittery Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49105221)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

CUMSKIN SHITMODS NOW NUKING THREADS ABOUT AMERICA AFTER GETTING ASSRAPED BY NYUUG:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2731990&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49192601)



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Date: August 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

don't forget "nyuug," yet another weird mentally ill loser ethnic who comes here to spam because he has crippling psychological issues. Cool, man. Might as well go downtown and walk up and down alleys with drunk schizophrenic homeless people yelling out random shit (this and shitty niggers and ethnics are what ruin public spaces irl too, odd case)

The reason why our irl society is getting worse is because shitty people are waved in from overseas and because the shitty ones already here are tolerated and even encouraged. You should never show any mercy to shitty people and never forget that they are personally responsible for every single bad thing that happens in the world

Date: August 17th, 2025 11:16 AM

Author: sentient octopus

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763286&forum_id=2#49191789

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2).#49192713)