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J.B. Pritzker says he made $1.4 million playing blackjack on a vacation.

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1978906461150298291?t=xjIGj...
avocado aromatic electric furnace rehab
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https://x.com/scottsegrin/status/1978912247301693691 Scot...
umber dashing tanning salon
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That's clearly impossible. At $100,000 maybe it could be pos...
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umber dashing tanning salon
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I'm reading table limits are like $1k in Vegas
Comical parlor
  10/16/25
but not for billionaires, right?
umber dashing tanning salon
  10/16/25
You're thinking of Macau
Comical parlor
  10/16/25
god you're so fucking stupid and the worst thing is with AI ...
navy arousing chapel
  10/16/25
OK, now ask it how many hands it would take to play that out...
dead native
  10/16/25
the point is that candy ride thinks it's mathematically impo...
navy arousing chapel
  10/16/25
“it's like pointing out that a person would have to pl...
Citrine nighttime boltzmann
  10/16/25
sure. if it takes a person 8 hours on average to win a jackp...
navy arousing chapel
  10/16/25
assuming static odds, if it takes a person 8 hours on averag...
Citrine nighttime boltzmann
  10/16/25
no, it's about 1:32 = ~3% Q: Let's say a slot machine pla...
navy arousing chapel
  10/16/25
“play[ing] the slots for an average of 8 hours to win&...
Citrine nighttime boltzmann
  10/16/25
fair enough, i wasn't clear there. but i was just trying to ...
navy arousing chapel
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It's extremely unlikely to win $1.4 million at $10,000 per h...
dead native
  10/16/25
pritzker never said he was playing $10k a hand. candy ride i...
navy arousing chapel
  10/16/25
OK. my opinion is that you've spent a lot of words attackin...
dead native
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I have forgotten more about gambling than you will ever know...
avocado aromatic electric furnace rehab
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how does you losing money playing the ponies responsive to t...
navy arousing chapel
  10/16/25
You think NSAM's Fibonacci sequence point is talking about M...
avocado aromatic electric furnace rehab
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"jokes on you im just pretending to be retarded"
navy arousing chapel
  10/16/25
Table limits are set relative to the minimum stake. If the m...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
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explain how
kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread
  10/17/25
(gunnerattt)
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
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Not to mention casinos are quick to eject anyone they suspec...
Comical parlor
  10/16/25
none of this has anything to do with card counting you fucki...
navy arousing chapel
  10/16/25
Tell it to the casino
Comical parlor
  10/16/25
fwiw, that's the first news story about him that made me thi...
umber dashing tanning salon
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what are the highest table limits the law allows at blackjac...
Comical parlor
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What? They'll happily play you for $1M per hand if you want....
Flirting beady-eyed stead
  10/16/25
The limits are required by law. No one is making million dol...
Comical parlor
  10/16/25
Lol
federal bawdyhouse regret
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Literal billionaire plays high limits. News at 11.
motley lilac home newt
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Upon doing my research, I see that you can play million doll...
avocado aromatic electric furnace rehab
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Blackjack?
federal bawdyhouse regret
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link?
Comical parlor
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idiot
kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread
  10/17/25
Based on my personal experience I have found that you also n...
A Dick is Not Dispositive
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I like how he donates his winnings to the Holocaust Museum
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sooty bat-shit-crazy stage
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The one at Caesars is nice but I prefer the Wynn's
ultramarine business firm
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That easy when you go into the blackjack session with $2MM y...
French Cumskin
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In order to wash it you have to win when you gamble. If you ...
Comical parlor
  10/16/25
that's not quite correct. some slippage is perfectly accept...
dead native
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He’s a literal billionaire
Abusive trip space
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PS here's why table limits matter: A money launderer can ...
Comical parlor
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how is it possible for you to be so wrong about literally ev...
Citrine nighttime boltzmann
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1) he thinks table limits exist to prevent the martingale sy...
navy arousing chapel
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the confidence with which he states his demonstrably dead wr...
Citrine nighttime boltzmann
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alright champ go play blackjack at $1, $1, $3, $5, $8 and se...
navy arousing chapel
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*casino guy intently watching security cam* "he didn...
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navy arousing chapel
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Martingale is doubling down, not betting a Fibonacci sequenc...
Comical parlor
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a person wishing to launder $100k enters a casino, exchanges...
navy arousing chapel
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Yeah that’s not money laundering lol. Back when th...
Aphrodisiac house
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try running his fibonacci martingale system and seeing what ...
Citrine nighttime boltzmann
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nsam is even dumber than that. he's talking about a person l...
navy arousing chapel
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What? To get at no limit craps tables in Macau you have to g...
Comical parlor
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anyone?
navy arousing chapel
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cons? trumpmos?
navy arousing chapel
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cons?
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Yeah, "money laundering" just means "making c...
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this is definitely possible as an outcome, although I find i...
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He actually made the money by manufacturing meth and he's us...
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When reached for comment, former President Biden said &ldquo...
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Senior Ethics Official
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Did the charity he donated to support a lot of union jerbs?
Comical parlor
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he spent it all at the buffet.
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Tripping set gunner
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He is from a family of pathetic addicts (both parents) and i...
ultramarine business firm
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correct. he's a degenerate gambler.
LathamTouchedMe
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it seems we have a limerick just waiting to be made i'll sp...
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There once was a guv'nor named Pritzker who casinos knew ...
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sealclubber
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gunnerattt and his alts don't know why table limits exist ðŸ...
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why arent you a billionaire from running fibonnaci on cadino...
kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread
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"why do table limits exist?" gunnerattt pondered ð...
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lol holy fucking shit cons are dumb
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No they aren't. gunnerattt offered a very sophisticated anal...
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Do cons still think casinos set table limits to protect gamb...
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Nope you’ve convinced me. You need to go to Macau to f...
N904PD
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Macau has craps tables with no limit
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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: avocado aromatic electric furnace rehab

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1978906461150298291?t=xjIGj7e14njoa2TXA5tNgA&s=19

For this to be remotely possible, was he playing $100,000 hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354272)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: umber dashing tanning salon

https://x.com/scottsegrin/status/1978912247301693691

Scott Segrin

@scottsegrin

If you sat at a $10,000 limit table, you'd have to win 140 more hands than you lose to come out that far ahead. Try that sometime and let me know how it works out.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: avocado aromatic electric furnace rehab

That's clearly impossible. At $100,000 maybe it could be possible to lucking into being +14 in a number of hands played.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: umber dashing tanning salon



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Comical parlor

I'm reading table limits are like $1k in Vegas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354325)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: umber dashing tanning salon

but not for billionaires, right?

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Comical parlor

You're thinking of Macau

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354349)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

god you're so fucking stupid and the worst thing is with AI there is no excuse for being this retarded.

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Q: Let's say a person is playing blackjack mathematically optimally, without card counting, at $10k a hand. He has $3 million and resolves to continue playing until he is up to $4.5m. What are the odds he loses all his money, and what are the odds he leaves with $4.5m?

A: The problem can be modeled as a gambler's ruin scenario with absorbing barriers at bankroll levels of $0 and $4.5 million, starting at $3 million, and a fixed bet size of $10,000 per hand (i.e., 0 units, 450 units, and 300 units, respectively). However, because basic strategy in blackjack involves variable effective bet sizes due to doubling down and splitting pairs, along with non-uniform payouts (e.g., 3:2 for blackjack), a simple biased random walk on ±1 unit does not fully capture the dynamics. Instead, a diffusion approximation using Brownian motion with negative drift is appropriate for large bankrolls and many hands, as it accounts for the expected value (house edge) and variance per hand under optimal play.

Typical parameters under basic strategy in U.S. casinos are a house edge of approximately 0.5% (expected value μ = -0.005 per unit bet) and variance of approximately 1.3 per hand. The probability u of reaching the upper barrier (450 units) before the lower barrier (0 units), starting from x = 300 units, is given by:

u = \frac{e^{\gamma x} - 1}{e^{\gamma \cdot 450} - 1}

where \gamma = \frac{-2\mu}{\sigma^2} = \frac{2 \times 0.005}{1.3} \approx 0.007692.

Computing the values:

- \gamma x \approx 2.3077, so e^{\gamma x} \approx 10.052

- \gamma \cdot 450 \approx 3.4615, so e^{\gamma \cdot 450} \approx 31.905

Thus, u \approx \frac{10.052 - 1}{31.905 - 1} \approx 0.293 (29.3%).

The probability of reaching $4.5 million is therefore approximately 29.3%, and the probability of losing all money (going broke) is approximately 70.7%. These values assume standard rules yielding a ~0.5% house edge; more player-friendly rules (e.g., ~0.3% house edge) would increase the success probability to ~44%, while worse rules (~0.6%) would decrease it to ~24%.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: dead native

OK, now ask it how many hands it would take to play that out at $10k per hand

Short answer: on the order of tens of thousands of hands.

[...]

So roughly 33,600 hands until you either go broke or reach $4.5m.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

the point is that candy ride thinks it's mathematically impossible to beat the house playing blackjack at these stakes, when the real odds are ~30-45%. it's typical wordcel math retardation.

and in any case we're talking about gambling probabilities, not expected outcome. on average the guy will make negative money. it's like you're saying it would take an average of X hours of a person to either win or lose a gambler's ruin.

it's like pointing out that a person would have to play the slots for an average of 8 hours to win a 1:1000 jackpot to argue against the possibility someone wins it after playing 15min. which would still happen 1 out of every 32 times. not exactly an uncommon occurrence!

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Citrine nighttime boltzmann

“it's like pointing out that a person would have to play the slots for an average of 8 hours to win a 1:1000 jackpot to argue against the possibility someone wins it after playing 15min. which would still happen 1 out of every 32 times.“

can you show your math here?

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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

sure. if it takes a person 8 hours on average to win a jackpot that means he has a 1 in 32 chance of winning every 15 minutes assuming the odds of winning the jackpot are static. because there are four 15 minute segments in an hour, and 8 * 4 = 32.

the jackpot odds don't matter aside from how frequently he must have to play during those 8 hours. i just pulled them out of my ass, but to do something 1000 times in 8 hours you'd have to do it about every 30 seconds. which is pretty slow for slots, your average slot player would hit a 1:1000 jackpot far faster than 8 hours.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Citrine nighttime boltzmann

assuming static odds, if it takes a person 8 hours on average to win then there would be a 16-hour period in which winning is equally likely, and thus 64 15-minute periods.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

no, it's about 1:32 = ~3%

Q: Let's say a slot machine played at average speed will pay out of a jackpot every eight hours. What are the odds a player will win the jackpot in 15 minutes?

A: The occurrence of a jackpot can be modeled as a Poisson process, where the average rate of jackpots is 1 every 8 hours (λ = 1/8 jackpots per hour). The probability of at least one jackpot occurring within t = 15 minutes (0.25 hours) is given by 1 - e^{-λ t} = 1 - e^{-(1/8) \times 0.25} = 1 - e^{-1/32}.

To compute this value:

- First, calculate 1/32 = 0.03125.

- Then, e^{-0.03125} ≈ 0.969233 (using the exponential function).

- Subtract from 1: 1 - 0.969233 = 0.030767.

Thus, the probability is approximately 3.08%.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Citrine nighttime boltzmann

“play[ing] the slots for an average of 8 hours to win” is not the same thing as “will pay out…every eight hours.” the latter would imply an average of four hours to win.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

fair enough, i wasn't clear there. but i was just trying to illustrate how just because an average time for a probability to occur is high that doesn't mean that the probability of it occurring far sooner is unbelievably low.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: dead native

It's extremely unlikely to win $1.4 million at $10,000 per hand given there's a house edge of ~0.5%, even taking into account variance, let alone to do so in only a day or so's worth of playing. All your math doesn't change the fact that Pritzker's story doesn't really make sense unless there's more to it, or he was wagering much higher sums.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

pritzker never said he was playing $10k a hand. candy ride is doubting the $1.4m win because he thinks for that to be possible he'd have to be paying $100k a hand. not only is that also untrue, but it's just another layer of he retardation: he wasn't aware casinos offered table limits this high.

the issue here is that candy ride thinks it's mathematically impossible to win $1.4m at $10k a hand but that it is plausible at $100k a hand. not because of the amount of time it would take to play, but because of probability. because he's very stupid.

Date: October 16th, 2025 7:05 PM

Author: Candy Ride

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1978906461150298291?t=xjIGj7e14njoa2TXA5tNgA&s=19

For this to be remotely possible, was he playing $100,000 hands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2#49354272)

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: dead native

OK. my opinion is that you've spent a lot of words attacking a straw man

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: avocado aromatic electric furnace rehab

I have forgotten more about gambling than you will ever know. That's why my moniker is Candy Ride. You completely fail to understand NSAM's Fibonacci sequence point.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

how does you losing money playing the ponies responsive to the mathmatical argument here? if you think im wrong why not make an actual argument?



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: avocado aromatic electric furnace rehab

You think NSAM's Fibonacci sequence point is talking about Martingaling. As usual, you are talking out of your ass.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

"jokes on you im just pretending to be retarded"

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Table limits are set relative to the minimum stake. If the minimum stake is $10k, a $100k table limit would prevent money laundering. But no one would gamble if the minimum stake is $10k

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)

explain how

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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


(gunnerattt)

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Comical parlor

Not to mention casinos are quick to eject anyone they suspect of counting cards

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

none of this has anything to do with card counting you fucking schizo i even explicitly qualified that in the prompt in the hopes some retard wouldn't bring that up

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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Comical parlor

Tell it to the casino

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: umber dashing tanning salon

fwiw, that's the first news story about him that made me think he's not all bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354278)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Comical parlor

what are the highest table limits the law allows at blackjack tables in Vegas? This sounds mathematically impossible and should have been treated as a security incident by the casino

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Flirting beady-eyed stead

What? They'll happily play you for $1M per hand if you want. I'm sure $100k per hand is nothing out of the ordinary in a high roller's room in Vegas. I remember once playing at a regular old table on the floor for $10 a hand, and the limit at that very, very unspectacular table was $1000 (which seemed to me like an extraordinary sum to be betting on blackjack next to me at some nothing-special table on the floor).

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Comical parlor

The limits are required by law. No one is making million dollar bets in Nevada

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: federal bawdyhouse regret

Lol

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: motley lilac home newt

Literal billionaire plays high limits. News at 11.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: avocado aromatic electric furnace rehab

Upon doing my research, I see that you can play million dollar hands of cards if you have the money.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: federal bawdyhouse regret

Blackjack?

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Comical parlor

link?

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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:37 AM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)

idiot

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive

Based on my personal experience I have found that you also need to have the money to play $10/hand.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Provocative Jet Church Building Ape

I like how he donates his winnings to the Holocaust Museum

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: sooty bat-shit-crazy stage



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: ultramarine business firm

The one at Caesars is nice but I prefer the Wynn's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354646)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: French Cumskin

That easy when you go into the blackjack session with $2MM you're looking to wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354455)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Comical parlor

In order to wash it you have to win when you gamble. If you lose the $2mm you just lost some mobster's money. No bueno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354459)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: dead native

that's not quite correct. some slippage is perfectly acceptable and expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354492)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Abusive trip space

He’s a literal billionaire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354685)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Comical parlor

PS here's why table limits matter:

A money launderer can only launder money if they win back at least as much money as they brought into the casino. This requires a gambling strategy that's effectively guaranteed to pay out.

The most cost effective strategy is to bet a Fibonacci sequence, and expect to lose a LOT before you win. Each time you lose, you bet the next number in the Fibonacci sequence, and you just keep doing that until your number comes up. The beauty of this strategy is that you only have to win ONCE to win back all your money and then some.

The downside is that you have to be prepared to lose a LOT of money along the way. Each time you bet another number in the sequence, you are betting exponentially larger amounts. You might be $1mm in the hole but you still gotta bet the next number in the sequence. And the number after that.

This is why table limits exist. To stop people from running the Fibonacci sequence before their chance of winning back all their money crosses 50%. If a dood is scooping millions out of the casino, something ain't workin right at that casino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354479)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Citrine nighttime boltzmann

how is it possible for you to be so wrong about literally everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354495)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

1) he thinks table limits exist to prevent the martingale system. it's not, it's to prevent big swings. a casino would be happy to host billionaires using the martingale system. what they don't want is someone placing a single bet for a billion dollars, winning, and walking away.

2) he confuses the martingale system of doubling your bet after every loss with the Fibonacci sequence. or, more likely, he thinks by calling any sequence Fibonacci is sounds smarter.

3) some how he slots money laundering into this at the beginning but completely forgets about it by the end. the casino doesn't have an interest in winning more than they lose to prevent money laundering, it's because if they lose more than they win it's a loss lmao.

i love nsam because the layers of his schizo retardation are literally awesome. i'm in awe of how densely he packs so much in a single poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354597)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Citrine nighttime boltzmann

the confidence with which he states his demonstrably dead wrong theories is awe-inspiring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354604)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

alright champ go play blackjack at $1, $1, $3, $5, $8 and see how quickly the casino smashes you fucking hand for daring to use the unbeatable Fibonacci sequence of bet incrementation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354607)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Crusty offensive therapy

*casino guy intently watching security cam*

"he didn't do the $2 bet, something's up"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354934)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: navy arousing chapel



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: Comical parlor

Martingale is doubling down, not betting a Fibonacci sequence. Look at you spinning

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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

a person wishing to launder $100k enters a casino, exchanges his money for chips, gambles a while, and then exchanges his chips for a cashier's check, which he deposits in his bank account.

how is the money ineffectively laundered if he loses or breaks even? if he cashes out at $100,001, how is the $1 he won effectively laundered but the $100k he started with not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354565)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac house

Yeah that’s not money laundering lol.

Back when the say the MOB owned the casinos you could have a GOOMBAH come in and lose 25k of drug money are whatever that would then be legit profit fort the casino, but I guess NSAM thinks if you change a 20 into 5s that works too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354595)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Citrine nighttime boltzmann

try running his fibonacci martingale system and seeing what results you get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354600)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: navy arousing chapel

nsam is even dumber than that. he's talking about a person laundering money through a neutral casino, not a mobster utilizing a casino he's affiliated with to launder money.

somehow he thinks that if you have $100k of dirty money anything you win is clean but somehow the principal remains dirty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354605)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Comical parlor

What? To get at no limit craps tables in Macau you have to get into a VIP room. Regular customers get milked to cover the casino's losses in the VIP rooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354938)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: navy arousing chapel

anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354968)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: navy arousing chapel

cons? trumpmos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354970)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


cons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355792)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Yeah, "money laundering" just means "making casinos rich." You must be a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355130)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: slimy swashbuckling sanctuary hissy fit

this is definitely possible as an outcome, although I find it hard to believe that JB was playing blackjack in a way to win that kind of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354499)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Purple Confused Pervert

He actually made the money by manufacturing meth and he's using the casino gambling thing as a cover, as a laundering the money sort of thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354518)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Citrine nighttime boltzmann

When reached for comment, former President Biden said “Uh, yeah…me too.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354523)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Senior Ethics Official



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Comical parlor

Did the charity he donated to support a lot of union jerbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354532)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Sickened Infuriating Menage Dysfunction

he spent it all at the buffet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354589)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Tripping set gunner



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: ultramarine business firm

He is from a family of pathetic addicts (both parents) and is obviously addicted to food. Now we know he's addicted to gambling too but at least he can afford it thanks to his inherited money. A reporter asked how much he has lost gambling and he laughed and said the $1.4 million was net. LOL no, casinos report gross winnings, and gamblers can post their losses if they itemize. JB obviously isn't itemizing his gambling losses but they must be several million per year, and this year he happened to have one big win (unfortunately for his POTUS aspirations)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354656)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

correct. he's a degenerate gambler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355354)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Angry hall twinkling uncleanness

it seems we have a limerick just waiting to be made

i'll spot you

fat fuck

good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354672)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Supple piazza



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Crusty offensive therapy

There once was a guv'nor named Pritzker

who casinos knew as a risker

he'd hit and he'd stay

at high limits all day

and win by much more than a whisker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49354944)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: sealclubber



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


gunnerattt and his alts don't know why table limits exist 🤣🤣🤣

It figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355129)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:37 AM
Author: kumbaya moderate sashaying into your thread (gunneratttt)

why arent you a billionaire from running fibonnaci on cadinos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355137)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


"why do table limits exist?" gunnerattt pondered 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355188)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: """''''"'"''"'''''

lol holy fucking shit cons are dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355192)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


No they aren't. gunnerattt offered a very sophisticated analysis that exonerates Pritzger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355196)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Do cons still think casinos set table limits to protect gamblers from losing too much money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355203)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: N904PD

Nope you’ve convinced me. You need to go to Macau to find the REAL ACTION

Encore Macau has 70k limit blackjack tables, would never find that in the US

https://www.tiktok.com/@casinocompwallet/video/7297370333294742826

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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Macau has craps tables with no limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355427)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Oh no he'll never be president now (as if he ever had a shot in hell anyway)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787019&forum_id=2).#49355448)