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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: lilac space mother EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363240) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Bisexual vivacious step-uncle's house Begs the question why are you looking at your poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363245) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM Author: lilac space mother When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363253) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Bisexual vivacious step-uncle's house (Oprah) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363255) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Odious university Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363264) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Bisexual vivacious step-uncle's house ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363286) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Odious university Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363298) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Bisexual vivacious step-uncle's house you're scaring me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363302) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM Author: Odious university Good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363380) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM Author: Bisexual vivacious step-uncle's house why don't you use full stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363385) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM Author: Odious university Full stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363393) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM Author: Bisexual vivacious step-uncle's house Periods you yank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363422) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Odious university Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363470) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM Author: Bisexual vivacious step-uncle's house hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365063) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Adventurous topaz candlestick maker Will do. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363306) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM Author: Odious university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363382) |
Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM Author: Elite Aggressive Address People Who Are Hurt DESCRIBE the seeds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363249) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: lilac space mother They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363256) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Bisexual vivacious step-uncle's house Maybe see a doctor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363259) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: lilac space mother I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363265) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM Author: Up-to-no-good boyish friendly grandma school cafeteria Plant the poop on upenn's campus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363250) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Infuriating Roast Beef Whorehouse those are worms/parasite shells, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363261) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: lilac space mother What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363274) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Useless water buffalo temple seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363292) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: lilac space mother NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363310) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Slippery Blathering Affirmative Action Hunting Ground Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.
Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have. |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: Dead primrose stage organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363303) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: lilac space mother NO!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363308) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Slippery Blathering Affirmative Action Hunting Ground it's the only way brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363320) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: learning disabled jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363334) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM Author: floppy salmon resort those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.
bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM Author: Bisexual vivacious step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363423) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM Author: lilac space mother Bro, I don't eat fast food at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363429) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Charcoal mildly autistic boltzmann Did you eat pork? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363431) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM Author: floppy salmon resort have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?
what about wild fish or game? |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM Author: tripping institution sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26573594) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: lemon coiffed field volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#48879940) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM Author: Disturbing depressive (Rudolph) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26363446) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: purple angry feces gas station ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy. |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: autistic stage Rudolph,
You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture. |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: autistic stage Rudolph's "seeds":
http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: autistic stage Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365114) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: lilac space mother Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365128) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM Author: lilac space mother If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365130) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: autistic stage I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365175) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM Author: lilac space mother Can they check you without a stool sample? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365184) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM Author: autistic stage I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365222) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM Author: lilac space mother PAGING BENZO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365229) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM Author: floppy salmon resort thats pinworms
tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described
op need to get dewormed, post haste |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: Exciting Faggotry OUTTED as jezebel commenter:
pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan 9/12/14 4:07pm
This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.
http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754 |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Galvanic hateful gunner Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365262) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: lilac space mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26365267) |
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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM Author: autistic stage Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26517033) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM Author: dark cuckoldry I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2).#26573579) |
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