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Why do finance bros work such long hours? what do they even do?

durr numbers.
mildly autistic rambunctious kitty cat
  09/30/25
Talking back and forth on the phone about deals.
stirring lodge police squad
  09/30/25
what do they even talk about on these deal calls?
mildly autistic rambunctious kitty cat
  09/30/25
Whether it’s Market
Cream Offensive School Cafeteria
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autistic factory reset button
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Juan Eighty
  10/01/25
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/01/25
You have to paper the deal, and learn about where all the pa...
autistic factory reset button
  09/30/25
isnt it all women now
Up-to-no-good Indirect Expression Main People
  09/30/25
A lot of finance “hours” are spent doing nothing...
wine wonderful chad sneaky criminal
  09/30/25
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Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/01/25
as with most white collar professions it seems that when eno...
Cyan crackhouse idiot
  09/30/25
When I was in M&A, I just reviewed documents from 9 am t...
soggy maize liquid oxygen sound barrier
  09/30/25
Synergy
Charismatic Abusive Stead Toaster
  09/30/25
Where’s the Dow at, 11,000?
Cordovan Faggotry
  09/30/25
https://youtu.be/6-D0bOd1mAo?si=ZdgV-fSEvZf6IRSN
Lascivious judgmental spot
  10/01/25
Lolllll
AI_concubine
  10/01/25
You first have to understand that internal finance teams are...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
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Paralegal Adolf Hitler
  10/01/25
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screenman
  10/01/25
If you made as much money as hedge fund or PE guys do for th...
Louis Poasteur
  10/01/25


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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: mildly autistic rambunctious kitty cat

durr numbers.

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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: stirring lodge police squad

Talking back and forth on the phone about deals.

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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic rambunctious kitty cat

what do they even talk about on these deal calls?

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Cream Offensive School Cafeteria

Whether it’s Market

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: autistic factory reset button



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: autistic factory reset button

You have to paper the deal, and learn about where all the papers are

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Indirect Expression Main People

isnt it all women now

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: wine wonderful chad sneaky criminal

A lot of finance “hours” are spent doing nothing at the office

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Cyan crackhouse idiot

as with most white collar professions it seems that when enough money is coming in the higher ups feel compelled to justify it with hours regardless of the usefulness of the hours

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: soggy maize liquid oxygen sound barrier

When I was in M&A, I just reviewed documents from 9 am to 3 am 7 days a week

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Abusive Stead Toaster

Synergy

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Date: September 30th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cordovan Faggotry

Where’s the Dow at, 11,000?

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Date: October 1st, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Lascivious judgmental spot

https://youtu.be/6-D0bOd1mAo?si=ZdgV-fSEvZf6IRSN

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Date: October 1st, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Lolllll

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

You first have to understand that internal finance teams are mostly retarded and spend most of the workday playing politics (i.e. presenting an unsupported image of competence, making their enemies look like fools, flattering leaders). These people all go home at 5:00 but if ambitious they keep texting and emailing with the other sociopaths who thrive in this context. However they outsource and delegate all specific work.

Now you have some project that demands actual work - eg big borrowing or acquisition, hitting a margin target that will require firing a bunch of people without breaking the business, crazy accounting/tax/hedging shit to make the numbers when all else fails. These projects have actual deadlines and require someone to ingest a ton of data and produce work product that satisfies leadership and gets the deal done in a way where no one can easily be blamed for missing something or doing a shitty deal. The solution we’ve arrived at is to pay senior finance bros insane amounts of money to haze junior finance bros into loading up on addy and staying up all night pumping out decks and models in the hopes of being promoted and continuing the cycle.

If you work in deals you will see over and over again that the top finance bros can go from knowing nothing about a company to running circles around the people who work for the company in terms of knowledge, strategy and problem-solving. This requires a lot of hours. We could have a different system but the one we have creates a lot of 9-5 jobs that can be done by dumb/lazy people and a smaller pool of insane jobs for intelligent motivated psychos who chase more deals, more money.

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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: screenman



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Louis Poasteur

If you made as much money as hedge fund or PE guys do for their time you might find it motivating to work long hours too

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