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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Vibrant lodge police squad Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Smoky Comical Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: adulterous resort legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988261) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Bat shit crazy black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Vibrant lodge police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Odious rose step-uncle's house Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: sticky range feces I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Cerebral Mental Disorder Goyim Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: adventurous candlestick maker brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: umber laughsome telephone office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Overrated Stage (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: talking fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: electric bronze quadroon lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Vibrant lodge police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: electric bronze quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: electric bronze quadroon bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Charismatic selfie ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: electric bronze quadroon They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Charismatic selfie no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: mustard zombie-like keepsake machete meetinghouse We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Lake plaza 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: free-loading den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: electric bronze quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Puce karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: electric bronze quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Lake plaza Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: trip lay 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Lake plaza Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Elite School great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: electric bronze quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Iridescent rough-skinned hunting ground locus was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: rusted orchestra pit national security agency I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: talented skinny woman I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Vibrant lodge police squad The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#36797515) |
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