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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: titillating incel address

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
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great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
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