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TMF screaming in Ingush as I steal the Christmas carp from his bathtub

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exciting mad cow disease
  10/05/18
lol wtf
Olive shrine nowag
  10/06/18
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Gay swashbuckling antidepressant drug haunted graveyard
  10/06/18
the image lol
Deranged Sable Selfie
  10/06/18
i'm literally dressed up like the hamburglar, leaping throug...
exciting mad cow disease
  10/07/18
Vhy can't I catch u?
Olive shrine nowag
  10/08/18
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fuchsia roommate
  10/18/23
this is devastating for TMF. no way he could afford two chr...
Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy
  10/07/18
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Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete
  10/07/18
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Underhanded dilemma
  10/07/18
wtfffff
Olive shrine nowag
  10/07/18
if you were a baller you could have two carps at the same ti...
Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy
  10/07/18
that's baller
Deranged Sable Selfie
  10/07/18
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Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete
  10/07/18
I... I... I'm impressed. I can't even deny it.
Olive shrine nowag
  10/08/18
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Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete
  10/08/18
It's cruel and I would never allow it.
Laughsome queen of the night
  10/09/18
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Sienna boistinker
  10/16/18
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Underhanded dilemma
  01/13/21
180
very tactful office
  01/13/21
180
Racy parlour
  12/06/22
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sexy dragon volcanic crater
  10/07/18
Low energy TMF, letting his Christmas carp go...
Olive shrine nowag
  10/08/18
TMF trying to pass off an overgrown goldfish as a carp to Ma...
Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy
  10/09/18
aww, at least he is trying.
Laughsome queen of the night
  10/09/18
cr
Laughsome queen of the night
  10/09/18
irl lol
multi-colored carmine brunch mexican
  10/09/18
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ruby nubile knife
  11/20/24
what a disturbing tradition
Laughsome queen of the night
  10/09/18
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Hateful Area Wrinkle
  10/09/18
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Olive shrine nowag
  10/11/18
don't worry bro; i'll still offer a small prayer for your we...
exciting mad cow disease
  10/16/18
Is this Estrada by any chance?
Olive shrine nowag
  10/16/18
remember, TMF - i'm taking that carp. you may think you've ...
Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy
  11/10/18
You: <><><>NOCARP<><><> ...
Olive shrine nowag
  11/12/18
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Olive shrine nowag
  04/05/19
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sexy dragon volcanic crater
  04/05/19
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multi-colored carmine brunch mexican
  04/05/19
christmas 2019. tmf will have celebrated the last christmas...
exciting mad cow disease
  06/21/19
TWO carp Also way too early for this shit. JFC.
Olive shrine nowag
  06/22/19
it's that time of year again. TMF, how are your preparation...
Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy
  11/14/19
This place is totally locked down in preparation for my carp
Olive shrine nowag
  11/14/19
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multi-colored carmine brunch mexican
  11/14/19
soon...
Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy
  12/08/19
You would have a better chance of breaking out of a Supermax...
Olive shrine nowag
  12/08/19
the holidays again draw NIGH...
flirting sinister water buffalo
  09/02/20
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big-titted razzle-dazzle pocket flask station
  09/23/20
*TMF cowering in fear by his carp tub, holding a rusty secti...
flirting sinister water buffalo
  11/18/20
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histrionic meetinghouse
  12/23/20
i am preparing my spice mix RIGHT NOW for TMF's carp. i'm c...
flirting sinister water buffalo
  12/23/20
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Bateful umber idea he suggested
  01/13/21
TMF moved, is Estrada up to the challenge?
sooty school cafeteria
  09/24/21
hey Fish - would you like to see a wall-penetrating chemical...
flirting sinister water buffalo
  12/11/21
Estrada, this has been a good year. Our Florida compound is...
sooty school cafeteria
  12/12/21
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Bronze kitchen yarmulke
  03/07/22
lollll
mewling ivory travel guidebook
  03/07/22
2022 will be a DEVASTATING year for fish's capacity to keep ...
flirting sinister water buffalo
  12/06/22
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Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete
  12/06/22
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fluffy center
  12/06/22
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Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete
  12/06/22
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Sienna boistinker
  04/10/23
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maniacal offensive chapel
  04/10/23
Carps in hot tub ponds
sooty school cafeteria
  10/09/23
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very tactful office
  10/09/23
remember - a carp in the tub is worth two in the stream. bu...
exciting mad cow disease
  10/18/23
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fluffy center
  10/18/23
LOL this is hilarious i was just watching a miss marple ...
irradiated tank newt
  10/18/23
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excitant famous landscape painting
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fuchsia roommate
  10/24/23
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big-titted razzle-dazzle pocket flask station
  11/10/24
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sooty school cafeteria
  11/10/24
while you were studying nonsense like 'law,' i was studying ...
flirting sinister water buffalo
  11/20/24
I have NUMEROUS carps hidden in a number of properties in th...
sooty school cafeteria
  11/20/24
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Racy parlour
  11/20/24
i won't give too much away, but AI and drones have COMPLETEL...
,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
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The Mongoloid President's Advisor
  11/08/25
Funny you mention it. I have the latest drones direct from ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Don Spaceporn De La Squancha
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Christmas Carp
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Date: October 5th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: exciting mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36969848)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36975562)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Gay swashbuckling antidepressant drug haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36975564)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Deranged Sable Selfie

the image lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36975604)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: exciting mad cow disease

i'm literally dressed up like the hamburglar, leaping through the rug he uses to cover the hole in his wall and running off with his fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36977094)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

Vhy can't I catch u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36987170)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 5:49 AM
Author: fuchsia roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949879)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy

this is devastating for TMF. no way he could afford two christmases carp in a single holiday season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982321)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982325)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: Underhanded dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982339)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

wtfffff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982349)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy

if you were a baller you could have two carps at the same time:

https://multiculturalkidblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fish.jpg

livin' the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982380)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: Deranged Sable Selfie

that's baller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982385)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982391)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:05 AM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

I... I...

I'm impressed. I can't even deny it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982545)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982551)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Laughsome queen of the night

It's cruel and I would never allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995214)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: Sienna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37032487)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 7:14 AM
Author: Underhanded dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41743534)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 7:30 AM
Author: very tactful office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41743565)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:26 PM
Author: Racy parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45593540)



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Date: October 7th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: sexy dragon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982322)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

Low energy TMF, letting his Christmas carp go...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36982594)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy

TMF trying to pass off an overgrown goldfish as a carp to Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995002)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Laughsome queen of the night

aww, at least he is trying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995144)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Laughsome queen of the night

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995133)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: multi-colored carmine brunch mexican

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995117)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 11:00 PM
Author: ruby nubile knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48363091)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Laughsome queen of the night

what a disturbing tradition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995137)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Hateful Area Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#36995185)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Olive shrine nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37004291)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: exciting mad cow disease

don't worry bro; i'll still offer a small prayer for your well-being before i eat my tender, delicious pilfered carp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37032478)



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Date: October 16th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

Is this Estrada by any chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37037571)



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Date: November 10th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy

remember, TMF - i'm taking that carp. you may think you've "figured it out" and that you know how you'll stop me.

we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37206912)



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Date: November 12th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

You: <><><>NOCARP<><><>

Me: Big, beautiful carp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#37214748)



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Date: April 5th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Olive shrine nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38044878)



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Date: April 5th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: sexy dragon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38045084)



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Date: April 5th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: multi-colored carmine brunch mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38045104)



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Date: June 21st, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: exciting mad cow disease

christmas 2019. tmf will have celebrated the last christmas of the decade. but will he have a carp to celebrate it WITH?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38419079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

TWO carp

Also way too early for this shit. JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#38425452)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:30 AM
Author: Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy

it's that time of year again. TMF, how are your preparations going to defend your christmas carp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39116022)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

This place is totally locked down in preparation for my carp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39116620)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 8:50 AM
Author: multi-colored carmine brunch mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39116445)



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Date: December 8th, 2019 10:17 PM
Author: Yapping Crystalline Ladyboy

soon...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39235036)



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Date: December 8th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Olive shrine nowag

You would have a better chance of breaking out of a Supermax prison than breaking out my Christmas Carp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#39235061)



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Date: September 2nd, 2020 5:26 PM
Author: flirting sinister water buffalo

the holidays again draw NIGH...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#40859890)



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Date: September 23rd, 2020 7:25 PM
Author: big-titted razzle-dazzle pocket flask station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#40974942)



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Date: November 18th, 2020 12:12 AM
Author: flirting sinister water buffalo

*TMF cowering in fear by his carp tub, holding a rusty section of rebar, surrounded by razorwire and pissjugs as he waits for thieves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41387056)



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 5:34 PM
Author: histrionic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41605409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 5:39 PM
Author: flirting sinister water buffalo

i am preparing my spice mix RIGHT NOW for TMF's carp. i'm coming for that fish, TMF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41605442)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 7:07 AM
Author: Bateful umber idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#41743527)



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Date: September 24th, 2021 4:59 PM
Author: sooty school cafeteria

TMF moved, is Estrada up to the challenge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#43172075)



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Date: December 11th, 2021 6:04 AM
Author: flirting sinister water buffalo

hey Fish - would you like to see a wall-penetrating chemical signature image of your carp and tub? don't think we aren't making moves this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#43591986)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: sooty school cafeteria

Estrada, this has been a good year. Our Florida compound is a veritable fortress. Motion detectors and cameras are linked directly to my phone. Those fish (MULTIPLE fish) couldn't be safer.

Game on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#43598131)



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Date: March 7th, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: Bronze kitchen yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#44102657)



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Date: March 7th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: mewling ivory travel guidebook

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#44102664)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:42 AM
Author: flirting sinister water buffalo

2022 will be a DEVASTATING year for fish's capacity to keep his christmas carp from being stolen. that's all i can reveal right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45592328)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:46 AM
Author: Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45592332)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: fluffy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45593461)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:46 AM
Author: Fragrant bright stead keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#45592331)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Sienna boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46168246)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 3:24 PM
Author: maniacal offensive chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46168248)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: sooty school cafeteria

Carps in hot tub ponds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46906700)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: very tactful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46906763)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 1:01 AM
Author: exciting mad cow disease

remember - a carp in the tub is worth two in the stream. but for a thief like me, a carp in fish's tub is worth a free christmas dinner for my friends. i thank you for your service, fish. and may the 2023 games begin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949619)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 6:38 AM
Author: fluffy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949926)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: irradiated tank newt

LOL this is hilarious

i was just watching a miss marple about a “pile of carp” lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949631)



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Date: October 18th, 2023 7:13 AM
Author: excitant famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46949978)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 4:57 AM
Author: fuchsia roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#46975028)



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Date: November 10th, 2024 6:57 AM
Author: big-titted razzle-dazzle pocket flask station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48318014)



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Date: November 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: sooty school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48320317)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: flirting sinister water buffalo

while you were studying nonsense like 'law,' i was studying DEFT THIEVERY. much to TMF's chagrin, as he shall find out yet again this christmas...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48362751)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: sooty school cafeteria

I have NUMEROUS carps hidden in a number of properties in the state of Florida. Each carp is behind a maze filled with traps. Game on, Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48362990)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Racy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#48363104)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


i won't give too much away, but AI and drones have COMPLETELY changed the carp theft game. and NOT to TMF's advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#49408718)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: The Mongoloid President's Advisor (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4099262&forum_id=2).#49413159)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Funny you mention it. I have the latest drones direct from Russia and drone defense directly from Russia. Game on, Estrada.

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Date: November 8th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (✅🍑)



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Date: November 8th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Christmas Carp



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