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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible tripping dopamine genital piercing

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Bronze garrison

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible tripping dopamine genital piercing

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible tripping dopamine genital piercing

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Irradiated people who are hurt codepig

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Magical location

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Jet-lagged lay international law enforcement agency

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
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"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Smoky public bath

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible tripping dopamine genital piercing

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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