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Who Is This Crispin Hellion Glover Nutjob. Very Unhinged. Never Seen Him Before
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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:56 PM Author: histrionic lay guy seems seriously mentally unstable
e.g., https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753869&mc=18&forum_id=2#49126389 |
Date: July 23rd, 2025 11:15 PM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference you're literally a kike that fucks kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126376) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:09 AM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126991) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:18 AM Author: histrionic lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126711) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:36 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine that's actual irl pedophile boner police being drawn to a pedophile thread like a moth to a flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126724) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:40 AM Author: histrionic lay ive heard of a boner police but have no idea what that means and just see people bitching about him. what's his deal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126726) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine do you see how he's behaving in that thread?
that's all he does. all day. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:52 AM Author: histrionic lay just an unhinged nutjob? seems easy to ignore. why are there so many threads about a boner police. how do people even recognize him? ive never seen this moniker.
what's his deal? is he a lawyer? oriental? why is he here? |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine around 2015 there was a massive incursion of poasters from My Poasting Career, which was a haven for extremely online alt-right idiots. whenever you see a profoundly stupid, edgy non-lawyer obsessed politics, race, etc its likely they came from there. boner police did.
boner police is extremely grating and stupid, exclusively making repetitive irreverent poasts, so hes annoying and people make threads telling him to stfu. but more importantly as of late he's been on an extremely mentally ill bender where hes outted a bunch of poasters, so that also triggers hate and attention. this was all over gjr, a fempoaster hes simping for.
gjr outed him because shes also mentally ill. hes a 30 year old NEET and a registered sex offender. he went to tufts for cs but has spent the last decade calling people kikes on the internet.
this is all 100% not flame and i really like it here |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 8:47 AM Author: histrionic lay jfc. he seems like a easily ignorable retard. why does anyone engage with him?
he's a registered sex offender as to what crime? is this 100% confirmed?
is GJR really the cute harvard track girl, E.D.?
ty for your scholarship. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine he is in every thread sperging so it is hard to ignore if youre megapoasting. also he's a lolcow so plenty of people wind up him just to see him spin. i consider myself a member of both camps: he spergs so hard that and is everywhere so might as well fuck with him. its hard to resist when he'll follow you around repeating shit you said years ago and making up shit.
yes 100% not flame registered sex offender. he's also the son of an ascended prole Scumbag who maed it in blue collar. he's a NEET potato nigger who poasts about white supremacy all day because he thinks hes white and has no accomplishments of his own.
yeah thats her. theyre dating again despite the fact she repeatedly humiliated bp and outed him, so he's also sperging about people who malign his m'lady. despite the fact that for the past 4 years he's spammed insults and slurs about her.
again, all 100% true and profoundly mentally ill. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:40 AM Author: histrionic lay What sex offense?
Is his name common knowledge around here? |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine it is now. it was outed in response to him outing other poasters recently. thats why hes not outing people now.
staturoy rape. details arent available but my guess is he fucked a hs gf a wee too young after he turned 18. theres also a quote from his hs newspaper where he talks about taking a freshman to a dance a senior. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: histrionic lay How did people figure out who he is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127132) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference Stop looking at kid porn, David (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127148) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine gjr poasted a pic with her and him in it and then just straight up outed him. he's also outed within his mpc crew, and i suspect the anonymous hero who outed more details about him is a member who wanted him to stop outing others.
he did for a time, but as you see below it looks like he's at it again. he's a pathetic individual who flies into a rage when he's reminded of his pathetic life and lashes out wherever he can.
he should just stop sperging but he seems to have no capacity for self control. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: histrionic lay How does a sad sack of shit like this manage to get a cute girl like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127184) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine she's a BPD psycopath whose into insane alt-right personalities. she not hot+sane enough for shkreli and hyde so she has to settle for cucks like bp that'll stick with her even after she humiliates them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127208) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: histrionic lay Does this weirdo have a real job? Seems like he can’t function IRL unless this is schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127215) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine no, he's literally a NEET turning 30 soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127223) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: histrionic lay What’s a neat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127228) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine not in employment, education, or training. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127235) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: histrionic lay So he’s a shut-in basement loser but somehow manages to fuck GJR? Does she have a job? Did he go to good schools like her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127243) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine losers fuck!
she was some admin assistent go-fer years ago. now she just shows up under pumos to call people evil for making fun of bp.
he went to TUFTS despite going to a prestigious prep school so no, he didnt; he's legitimately very dumb. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:39 AM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference DBG is a winner because he does midlaw and beats off to child porn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127261) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine you do NOTJOB and busted into a LITERAL CHILD which is why you're a registered sex offender FOR LIFE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127264) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference “Please work for jews!! We hate you!”
No thanks |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine keeping outing people you cuck i cant wait to see what pearls about your absolutely shitty and pathetic life are revealed next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127279) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference David should just not talk about how he desperately wants to fuck kids imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127285) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine you think he's just jealous of you because you actually have fucked kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127302) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Vibrant Crystalline Orchestra Pit He probably is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127339) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:01 PM Author: histrionic lay she went to H to be a secretary?
what's this nutjob's moniker a reference to? |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference Do you know anything or do you just think about raping infants all day because you’re a jew? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127344) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine did bp pay sticker at tufts to be a neet? theyre both literally mentally ill. gjr sent me an email saying this shit is gonna make her check in to a mental hospital. they are not suited for professional employ.
no idea what his moniker references. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference You can barely speak English. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127378) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:35 AM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference Women think it’s cute to hate jews, particularly jewish women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127248) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference Gordon Bourjilay is a short kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127134) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: sexy out-of-control theater Wow just like Sam Hyde (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127162) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine odd case that theyre both from a forum that thought age of consent laws are bullshit.
this shit is so insane that sometimes i wonder if im falling for the most elaborate flame in bort history. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: histrionic lay What is a Sam Hyde? I’ve seen that name posted before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127181) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:17 AM Author: sexy out-of-control theater Prominent Millennial Jewish comedian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127198) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine he's boner police +30 iq that wound up getting some acclaim as a comedian/performance artist. he is a God amongst MPC types that think being mad about jews/browns 24/7 is the pinnacle of comedy and social critique.
gjr dated him. he's also fucked the box in her classic poast about being throatfucked by a used car dealer (before he made it). again, this is all 100% not flame and part of why i can't completely dismiss the possibility im the victim of the most elaborate flame ever. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: histrionic lay Did / does this Sam Hyde guy poast here? How did he know GJR and box? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127227) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine unconfirmed about hyde. he's very online so its plausible.
he met box organically before he made it big while she was still a virgin freshman at brown. idk if the backstory on his courtship with gjr has ever surfaced. she also fucked shkreli when he got released from jail, so my guess is that she's an alt-right starfucker and slid into his dms. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: histrionic lay Wait who fucked him after jail? box or GJR? I need a chart of all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127246) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:39 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine gjr did. shkreli is the infamous pharmabro. she even poasted a selfie with him back when her raison d'etre was humiliating boner police.
see, the layers of this insanity and how it reaches out to controversial people irl is stunning, and part of the reason people poast about bp. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: histrionic lay wow it's stunning that this boart drama relates to relatively famous irl people. how does someone like gjr even find shkreli? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127323) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine before i tell you this, understand that this is not flame and you can go ahead and google it.
after shkreli got out of jail he solicted women to come over and fuck them and documented it i. an excel spreadsheet. gjr was one of the lucky applicants. this was immediately after her and bp split, and she poasted that selfie, so this seems motivated in part to humiliate bp.
beginning to understand why this arc is interesting, why bp is insane, and why gjr would settle for a NEET cuck that takes her back after doing shit like that? |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: histrionic lay rofl is the selfie available?
i get why this weirdo is mentally ill. i dont get why gjr cant do better tho |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference Hey, kike stop being a creepy pedophile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127390) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine what man would put up with those antics? and imagine what shes like privately if this is what she does publicly.
i didnt save it. she was looking hot in it! martin had his hand on her exposed middrift.
to keep this all objective she claimed the entire time they were "just friends" and she was penpals with him in prison. also, one of the reasons they broke up bp found their correspondence and he was hitting on her hard. it was literally stuff like
"send nudes whore."
"haha you goose you know im in a relationship but ill see you when you get out 😘" |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: histrionic lay jfc this is hilarious.
is this weirdo recognizable on xo to regs other than me? i dont get how anyone would engage with him. he seems to just poast unhinged lunacy and isnt even part of the convo. i cant say ive ever noticed him |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine yes, for exactly the reason you say. it's literally all he poasts. repetitive irreverent insults and slurs. so its not hard to recognize him.
when him and gjr broke up and gjr was engaging in her ritual humiliation of bp here he went pumo. which was hilarious because he'd sperg out on her constently. he went no-contact so she wqs trying to reach him here. his poasting voice is hard to miss and he's here 24/7. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:53 AM Author: titillating narrow-minded plaza It’s your rabbi, inspecting little boys shmeckels after Hebrew school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126743) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:56 AM Author: histrionic lay he's jewish? seems oriental. no jew is this unhinged and angry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126748) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine he's irish, which explains the unhinged anger perfectly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127064) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:39 AM Author: big organic girlfriend legend Dbg pumo. First day. Ama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126725) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:54 AM Author: wonderful self-absorbed cruise ship crotch He needs to have his face bashed in with a waffle iron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126744) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:45 AM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127121) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: big organic girlfriend legend This would be amazing to watch in an Italian piazza with 4000 other people cheering (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127232) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:09 AM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference DBG deserves capital punishment for being a kike imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49126990) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: Talented Soggy Brethren He seems like a good guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127125) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: very tactful doctorate (MPC defense force) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127242) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:35 AM Author: histrionic lay I never knew what MPC was until today. Is this the same as group 2? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127247) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine overlaps substantially. some of the grouo 2 members enjoyed trolling with MPC when they first arrived but i think almost all of the actual poasters have disavowed them at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127271) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:58 AM Author: histrionic lay what is MPC and group 2 exactly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127326) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine i explained mpc at the outset (my poasting career). a forum for edgy alt-right losers that collapsed and so they all signed up here.
group 2 was a lawman8 descriptor for a clique of poasters that primarily troll and feud.
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758362&mc=321&forum_id=2
it included most of mpc but some regular poasters. presumably this is how bp got the irl identity of some non-MPC poasters. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: histrionic lay was the P poasting or posting?
did the group 2 poasters have a separate off the boart chat? ive seen reference to that. i always thought group 2 was in reference to the name of a group chat. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine posting. i unironically type poast out habit now.
they did have a group snapchat so your misunderstanding is understandable. but as lawman8 explained not all snapchatmos where group 2. |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: soul-stirring fluffy dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127272) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:03 PM Author: Emerald legal warrant jew Lmao no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127348) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127350) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: crimson associate I thought this thread would be about the IRL Crispin Glover (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127357) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: histrionic lay wtf is an irl crispin glover? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127369) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference Stop beating off to kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127381) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:11 PM Author: crimson associate Is typing words into fucking Google too technically demanding for you, you inbred ashkenazi untermenschen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127396) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Startled Den Athletic Conference jews are lazy retards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2).#49127467) |