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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| erotic school | 12/16/25 |
| Provocative Salmon Boistinker Spot | 12/16/25 |
| erotic school | 12/16/25 |
| Provocative Salmon Boistinker Spot | 12/16/25 |
| erotic school | 12/16/25 |
| Sinister boyish idea he suggested public bath | 12/20/25 |
| maniacal kitty cat | 12/19/25 |
| shivering hateful french chef persian | 12/20/25 |
| arousing jap | 12/19/25 |
| erotic school | 12/20/25 |
| arousing jap | 12/20/25 |
| shivering hateful french chef persian | 12/20/25 |
| adventurous infuriating parlor coffee pot | 12/16/25 |
| shivering hateful french chef persian | 12/20/25 |
| adventurous infuriating parlor coffee pot | 12/22/25 |
| ultramarine abnormal theater stage hominid | 12/16/25 |
| erotic school | 12/16/25 |
| ultramarine abnormal theater stage hominid | 12/16/25 |
| sepia death wish stage | 12/16/25 |
| histrionic sex offender | 12/19/25 |
| sepia death wish stage | 12/19/25 |
| Lascivious Boiling Water Telephone | 12/20/25 |
| silver pozpig native | 12/16/25 |
| concupiscible chrome gas station newt | 12/16/25 |
| shivering hateful french chef persian | 12/20/25 |
| indecent house | 12/20/25 |
| thriller international law enforcement agency | 12/16/25 |
| garnet coldplay fan | 12/20/25 |
| thriller international law enforcement agency | 12/23/25 |
| Provocative Salmon Boistinker Spot | 12/16/25 |
| shivering hateful french chef persian | 12/20/25 |
| Cheese-eating property | 12/21/25 |
| Provocative Salmon Boistinker Spot | 12/16/25 |
| indecent house | 12/16/25 |
| thriller international law enforcement agency | 12/19/25 |
| indecent house | 12/19/25 |
| Stimulating home depressive | 12/19/25 |
| Poppy ceo | 12/19/25 |
| erotic school | 12/19/25 |
| brass racy affirmative action | 12/19/25 |
| brass racy affirmative action | 12/19/25 |
| pungent faggot firefighter cruise ship | 12/19/25 |
| Poppy ceo | 12/19/25 |
| Ungodly Disrespectful Site | 12/19/25 |
| adventurous infuriating parlor coffee pot | 12/19/25 |
| Sinister boyish idea he suggested public bath | 12/20/25 |
| brilliant private investor | 12/22/25 |
| bateful at-the-ready set | 12/19/25 |
| glittery orchestra pit | 12/19/25 |
| vivacious deranged voyeur | 12/19/25 |
| indecent house | 12/19/25 |
| vivacious deranged voyeur | 12/19/25 |
| Heady karate hissy fit | 12/20/25 |
| aquamarine fighting love of her life | 12/19/25 |
| cocky partner | 12/19/25 |
| ultramarine abnormal theater stage hominid | 12/19/25 |
| exhilarant flesh mother school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Spruce Dashing Lettuce Famous Landscape Painting | 12/19/25 |
| histrionic sex offender | 12/19/25 |
| Big citrine hell | 12/19/25 |
| Aqua mentally impaired cuckoldry library | 12/20/25 |
| hairraiser flushed halford people who are hurt | 12/20/25 |
| indecent house | 12/20/25 |
| shivering hateful french chef persian | 12/20/25 |
| exhilarant flesh mother school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Stubborn talented church building | 12/20/25 |
| Offensive outnumbered garrison personal credit line | 12/20/25 |
| glittery orchestra pit | 12/20/25 |
| Stubborn talented church building | 12/21/25 |
| brass racy affirmative action | 12/20/25 |
| Cheese-eating property | 12/20/25 |
| arousing jap | 12/21/25 |
| Cheese-eating property | 12/22/25 |
| arousing jap | 12/23/25 |
| Cheese-eating property | 12/23/25 |
| judgmental electric shrine | 12/22/25 |
| Lascivious Boiling Water Telephone | 12/22/25 |
| Lascivious Boiling Water Telephone | 12/23/25 |
| razzmatazz sapphire stead round eye | 12/22/25 |
| brilliant private investor | 12/22/25 |
| comical bat shit crazy brethren temple | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: erotic school 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Provocative Salmon Boistinker Spot This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: erotic school lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Provocative Salmon Boistinker Spot My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: erotic school You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Sinister boyish idea he suggested public bath Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: maniacal kitty cat It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: shivering hateful french chef persian Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: arousing jap You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: erotic school brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: arousing jap glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: shivering hateful french chef persian You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: adventurous infuriating parlor coffee pot $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: shivering hateful french chef persian Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: adventurous infuriating parlor coffee pot thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: ultramarine abnormal theater stage hominid 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: erotic school ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: ultramarine abnormal theater stage hominid investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: sepia death wish stage $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: histrionic sex offender I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: sepia death wish stage good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Lascivious Boiling Water Telephone $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: silver pozpig native six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: concupiscible chrome gas station newt 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: shivering hateful french chef persian Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: indecent house what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: thriller international law enforcement agency 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: garnet coldplay fan me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: thriller international law enforcement agency It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Provocative Salmon Boistinker Spot 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: shivering hateful french chef persian the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Cheese-eating property Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Provocative Salmon Boistinker Spot I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: indecent house mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: thriller international law enforcement agency In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: indecent house yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Stimulating home depressive Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Poppy ceo 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: erotic school fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: brass racy affirmative action A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: brass racy affirmative action OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: pungent faggot firefighter cruise ship A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Poppy ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Ungodly Disrespectful Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: adventurous infuriating parlor coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Sinister boyish idea he suggested public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: brilliant private investor Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: bateful at-the-ready set $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: glittery orchestra pit can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: vivacious deranged voyeur Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: indecent house nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: vivacious deranged voyeur Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Heady karate hissy fit You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: aquamarine fighting love of her life Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: cocky partner Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: ultramarine abnormal theater stage hominid damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: exhilarant flesh mother school cafeteria Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Spruce Dashing Lettuce Famous Landscape Painting Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: histrionic sex offender 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Big citrine hell Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Aqua mentally impaired cuckoldry library 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: hairraiser flushed halford people who are hurt 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: indecent house 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: shivering hateful french chef persian Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: exhilarant flesh mother school cafeteria 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Stubborn talented church building literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Offensive outnumbered garrison personal credit line I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: glittery orchestra pit so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Stubborn talented church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: brass racy affirmative action 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Cheese-eating property Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: arousing jap how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Cheese-eating property I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: arousing jap 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Cheese-eating property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: judgmental electric shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Lascivious Boiling Water Telephone Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Lascivious Boiling Water Telephone $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: razzmatazz sapphire stead round eye $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: brilliant private investor I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: comical bat shit crazy brethren temple 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49598250) |