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can someone elaborate on exactly what/who a patagonia brewery dad is
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Date: February 20th, 2022 4:25 PM Author: Pink Theater describe this character, worried I am him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#43999519) |
Date: February 20th, 2022 4:37 PM Author: Deep Maroon Gunner Chapel nothing wrong with dressing comfortably and warm while on the patio drinking some locally brewed IPAs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#43999595) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: medicated stain headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: Excitant lilac background story senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008728) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: tantric contagious fat ankles stage yeah but fuck patagonia and their shitlib ideals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008730) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Bearded coffee pot roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008732) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 10:03 AM Author: Smoky zombie-like police squad fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008905) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:51 PM Author: spectacular useless athletic conference scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011687) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: fishy principal's office round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015813) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:13 AM Author: Hyperventilating Lime House Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107078) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:04 AM Author: Smoky zombie-like police squad fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45763098) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:14 AM Author: Pink Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002552) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:16 AM Author: Racy turdskin He calls soccer “futbol” and he does it with a respectful accent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002561) |
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Date: February 21st, 2022 8:20 AM Author: medicated stain headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44002580) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: tantric contagious fat ankles stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008731) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:31 AM Author: Racy turdskin He drives a Volo XC90. He optioned front and rear mudflaps "in case I go off-roading." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008725) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:32 AM Author: Bearded coffee pot roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008734) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: medicated stain headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011516) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: galvanic judgmental garrison reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015701) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: Demanding tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44106002) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: Demanding tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45763093) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM Author: Excitant lilac background story senate He brings his kids to the brewery and awkwardly tries to talk to the bartender about the different beers (trying to impress with his beer knowledge but the bartender just thinks he’s annoying) while his wife sits at the table with the kids snarfing down nachoes from a food truck parked outside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008738) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:40 AM Author: Bearded coffee pot roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008782) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:43 AM Author: Out-of-control sable death wish striped hyena MODS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:55 AM Author: fishy principal's office round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015814) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:44 AM Author: ungodly boyish area How does he feel about masks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008806) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:45 AM Author: Racy turdskin In his long-running text chat with his "bros" from undergrad he shits on them mercilessly. But when he meets a neighborhood dad later that night, they're both masked up and talk about how important it is to "respect the science." He always carries an extra mask in the pocket of his Patagonia, "just in case." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008812) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Out-of-control sable death wish striped hyena after 15 minutes of conversation and glances over his shoulder to make sure his wife isn't watching, both simultaneously remove their masks with audible sighs of relief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008825) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:48 AM Author: Racy turdskin Importantly, this is all taking place outside on an otherwise empty neighborhood street corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008829) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:55 AM Author: Out-of-control sable death wish striped hyena JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008862) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: medicated stain headpube Lmao at this “planet” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011512) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: Bearded coffee pot roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015693) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 9:53 AM Author: Excitant lilac background story senate Finds them really annoying and uncomfortable but is scared of being reprimanded by anyone (especially his wife) for not wearing one, so he’s almost always masked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44008853) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:19 PM Author: medicated stain headpube Ljl… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011515) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:27 AM Author: galvanic judgmental garrison reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015698) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:54 AM Author: Titillating alpha point Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015810) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Electric Cruise Ship "Better safe than sorry! Have you seen the recent numbers?" (read this with in up-talk) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015704) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:30 AM Author: azure theater stage feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015712) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:19 AM Author: Demanding tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44105997) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Jet sanctuary newt on an endless search for novelty. basically the dude from quantum leap, but he travels from brewpub to brewpub seeking chill patio vibes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011518) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:21 PM Author: diverse thirsty tanning salon associate He's got this really incredible dark roast coffee you should try, he uses a French press but only on the weekends because it's too much of a hassle during the week, otherwise he mostly settles for the Keurigs at the office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011520) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Racy turdskin mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011528) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: diverse thirsty tanning salon associate Otherwise he's got an old school Nalgene with 13.1 sticker on the side. Knows that hydration is one of the most underrated things about staying healthy. He'll tell you about it sometime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011546) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Racy turdskin wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011554) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Carmine marvelous nowag dilemma nothing wrong with a well-hydrated patagonia dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011555) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Jet sanctuary newt nalgenes are all in a landfill mate leeching plastics is no bueno. strictly hydroflask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011560) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: Cordovan appetizing hairy legs corn cake Patatgonia clothes are also made of plastic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011696) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:54 PM Author: Jet sanctuary newt they havent made that connection yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011709) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM Author: Smoky zombie-like police squad fanboi not flame I bought a "glass water bottle" last weekend that had this rubber case around it to protect it. Literally bought it, drove home, and as I was getting out of my car, with the tags still on it, dropped the fucking thing maybe 3 feet. It instantly broke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011817) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:24 AM Author: diverse thirsty tanning salon associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015685) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:39 AM Author: azure theater stage feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015746) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:10 AM Author: cerebral gaped boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107051) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:48 PM Author: Onyx wonderful location Patagonia dads are emasculated forms of men with a vague idea of what rugged masculinity should be but don't have the guts to drink real whisky or smoke or and stand up for themselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011665) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:52 PM Author: comical parlor The defining characteristic is he thinks he’s an outdoorsman but he’s not. He purchased a car and Patagonia wardrobe as part of some mountain adventure fantasy but his biggest actual adventure is hitting the brewery on Saturday afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011692) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:34 AM Author: Supple Nursing Home Jewess What spawned the late gen-x fetishization of the outdoor activities. Was it the x-games and that sub-culture?
So many people I know in their 40s are obsessed with hiking and camping and skiing/snowboarding and mountain biking and on and on. They seem to organize their lives around these activates but they only actually do this shit maybe 5 times per year. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: naked keepsake machete Folks become increasingly retarded with age and the ladies lead the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015767) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:15 AM Author: Supple Nursing Home Jewess I don't know. This shit usually seems to be spearheaded by the husband. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015925) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:44 AM Author: comical parlor It’s because our generation’s parents were thing doers. They grew up in a world without the internet. They went on adventures without google maps or all trails and could fix shit and solve problems. This is how humans existed since the beginning. We as a generation are thus keenly aware of our deficiencies and long for a solution. Most fail and remain pretenders like the Patagonia dads.
Younger generations are further removed from our glorious past and thus think we the new normal is just normal. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:53 PM Author: Peach philosopher-king can we talk about the important stuff, e.g. someone describe his cock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44011703) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Electric Cruise Ship Adequate but rarely utilized for it's intended purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015708) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM Author: Electric Cruise Ship Like a formerly wild fish swimming in a fish tank, Patagonia Dad gets to experience a very poor facsimile of his former life as a free man while drinking overpriced beer that tastes like sock water with his family at a "bar-themed" brewery.
Like that fish who vaguely remembers his former life swimming in the ocean, with all the danger and excitement that comes with it, Patagonia Dad gets a small taste of that feeling of actually going out, single, with actual guy friends, to a bar where there are single women and anything can happen. Only, just like the fish in the tank, anything can't happen, he is in a controlled environment and kept for the sole purpose of other people's needs. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:48 AM Author: Bearded coffee pot roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015788) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 11:38 AM Author: Excitant lilac background story senate Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44016032) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:20 AM Author: Saffron friendly grandma shrine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107120) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Lavender gas station psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45581221) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:06 PM Author: brindle effete liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#46133930) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:35 AM Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#49319080) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 10:56 AM Author: fishy principal's office round eye Has season tickets to the nearest metro area's MLS team. Also has a favorite 2nd division British team based on his semester abroad during college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44015820) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2022 1:02 PM Author: diverse thirsty tanning salon associate Really excited to try newly pressed "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" LP on his turntable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44016403) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 12:35 AM Author: Silver azn A Patagonia brewery dad already owns Melon Collie in the following formats:
His CDs His wife’s CDs Ripped to hard drive On an iPod but he can’t find the charger
Seems like a silly thing to buy in vinyl. His vinyl collection is repurchased used copies and represses of stuff his dad threw out when he replaced turntable with CD player (Pink Floyd, Dylan, Miles, Springsteen) and new releases by the National and Taylor Swift. |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:15 AM Author: Sapphire Coldplay Fan It’s a bargain bin version of Arc’teryx Trail Running Bachelor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107093) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 9:16 AM Author: Ivory Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107097) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:22 AM Author: Demanding tank fun example of the elusive patagonia brewery granddad: https://youtu.be/5eG6HNG02EU?t=59 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107558) |
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Date: March 8th, 2022 10:24 AM Author: Glittery crackhouse Wears high end recreation clothing but has never been on anything more than a day hike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#44107572) |
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Date: January 9th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Smoky zombie-like police squad fanboi mods! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45763102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2022 6:26 PM Author: diverse thirsty tanning salon associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#45581117) |
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Date: April 15th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: diverse thirsty tanning salon associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#48849785) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:34 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5036403&forum_id=2).#49319079) |