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Shaq explains how he picked a financial advisor

[old timers told him, if it's too good to be true, don't do ...
Fragrant private investor
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Lmao, 180
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i understand kobes frustration in dealing with him more ever...
Appetizing chartreuse public bath halford
  11/19/25
he's such a goofy dude. kobe had the killer instinct
Fragrant private investor
  11/19/25
And God literally ripped his dick off at the end.
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idk it's sort of tempting death to fly on helicopters a lot,...
Fragrant private investor
  11/20/25
I was in LA the day Kobe died. It was insane because it was ...
motley water buffalo masturbator
  11/20/25
Wow are you ok. Tell us more.
Dashing fishy toaster office
  11/20/25
ya my flight was delayed by like 2 hours. It was pouring rai...
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  11/20/25
damn, one wrong move
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who hires an Armenian for anything dangerous? welcome to ...
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This is Kobe pr propaganda. Kobe was a gay soft bitch. Every...
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https://x.com/espn/status/1368601638760513537?s=20
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Fragrant private investor
  11/20/25
who is his manager?
learning disabled hideous senate reading party
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seems like it's Lester Knispel, who has also managed money f...
Fragrant private investor
  11/20/25
Classy place
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cr, and i also found this on a different house of his in ari...
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gorgeous house
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He's got a $7m place in Malibu too https://www.homes.com/...
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i've never been over there but it's supposed to be a beautif...
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"Let's put you in "savings bonds", we'll make...
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yes dumbfuck, turns out when you manage the money of ppl lik...
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He did fifteen minutes of work per month and charged million...
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Yes but for extremely rich retards this is a valuable servic...
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I'm a virulent antisemite but this kike actually helped a ni...
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i begrudgingly agree. in one of the stories shaq said a ben...
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lol 20 year old shaq is not going to have any idea what &quo...
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There's no question he offered Shaq a service that benefited...
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Greedy kike hands rubbing: you give me your money Shaq, I ha...
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totally agreed, i believe that i (a non financial expert law...
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twist: the other guys promising 500% annual returns were all...
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Three identical little jewish men telling you "The othe...
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Different jews from the same firm running good jew-bad jew g...
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The modern world is 180 while we're on the subject
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In this nightmare kike casino game of life, picking the corr...
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ljl at xo jews making fun of shaq's financial acumen, the ma...
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I think Shaq would be the first person to tell you he's not ...
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you literally basically described Buffet's strategy just for...
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Nah Buffet spent an insane amount of mental effort searching...
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Buffet bought coke and fucking blue chip companies with hund...
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come on, "almost" certainly? warren is a stone co...
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he's basically just the precise right age to have gotten ahe...
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back in the day he was literally the only dood requesting ha...
motley water buffalo masturbator
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yeah, he literally checked to see if a company was profitabl...
rebellious haunted graveyard tank
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Shaq > overpaid some random Jew, made as much as the mark...
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you think that is all shaq did? the dood is a major sharehol...
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Shaq Net Worth - 400,000,000 Buffet net worth - 160,000,000...
motley water buffalo masturbator
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yeah shaq did really fucking well, buffet is very clearly lu...
rebellious haunted graveyard tank
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Ok champ. It's okay to be stupid I still accept you. Don't m...
motley water buffalo masturbator
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if you compare shaq to other really tall black guys he outpe...
rebellious haunted graveyard tank
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we can all agree that Shaq should be made King of the Blacks...
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well that's all I was ever saying, I didn't think he had mor...
rebellious haunted graveyard tank
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Nice save. We all love Shaq homie.
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Link to anyone itt making fun of shaq? Everyone agrees he's ...
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I would kill to literally be Shaq I still don't think he's a...
motley water buffalo masturbator
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He does hold a doctorate in Education.
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I mean, you can put a tuxedo on a chimpanzee...
motley water buffalo masturbator
  11/20/25
he has nearly perfect instincts, name one wrong move shaq ev...
rebellious haunted graveyard tank
  11/20/25
Going to Miami he could have won like 4 more with Kobe. Also...
motley water buffalo masturbator
  11/20/25
but then he would have felt less than Kobe, not worth it for...
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Date: November 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Fragrant private investor

[old timers told him, if it's too good to be true, don't do it. so a lot of guys came in saying you'll get $40M on your first contract, i can turn it into $200M by the time you're 23, and i was like 'i don't like this guy']

and then i met one little small beautiful jewish man who says "i'm into savings bonds, you know, we gone put your money into, you know, we gonna start a subchapter s corporation from your family so you know all the stuff you're doing, you can write it off. so i'm like 'shalom baruch hashem' "

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOvplTzAFV0/

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Date: November 19th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Olive point

Smart man

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Date: November 19th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Comical range

Lmao, 180

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Date: November 19th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: aggressive purple party of the first part



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Comical range



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: spectacular awkward athletic conference



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Comical range



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: khaki crackhouse



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:30 AM
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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:52 PM
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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Fragrant private investor



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:52 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:59 PM
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Date: November 19th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse public bath halford

i understand kobes frustration in dealing with him more every day

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Date: November 19th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Fragrant private investor

he's such a goofy dude. kobe had the killer instinct

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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: rambunctious place of business

And God literally ripped his dick off at the end.

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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Fragrant private investor

idk it's sort of tempting death to fly on helicopters a lot, especially in inclement weather, right?

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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

I was in LA the day Kobe died. It was insane because it was clear skies in Burbank. It was like night and day. It was a normal day and as soon as you hit where the 101 meets the 405 it was just thick heavy dense dark fog. It went from good visibility to no visibility in one transition. I'm sure the pilot was like wtf. Plus he was speeding. Kobe liked him because he flew as fast as possible. You can just imagine this guy cooking trying to take the Mamba to his daughter's basketball tournament, all of a sudden you can't see shit, you're trying to follow the 101 to TO and there's some goofy kink in the road and next thing you're flying straight into a mountain. Could have all been avoided.

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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Dashing fishy toaster office

Wow are you ok. Tell us more.

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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

ya my flight was delayed by like 2 hours. It was pouring rain on the tarmac.

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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Fragrant private investor

damn, one wrong move

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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Comical range



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Date: November 21st, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Curious kitchen toilet seat

who hires an Armenian for anything dangerous?

welcome to my helicopter taxi, my friend

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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: irate clown

This is Kobe pr propaganda. Kobe was a gay soft bitch. Everyone in the nba knew this.

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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: peach station ladyboy



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: rambunctious place of business

https://x.com/espn/status/1368601638760513537?s=20

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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Fragrant private investor



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Date: November 19th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: learning disabled hideous senate reading party

who is his manager?

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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Fragrant private investor

seems like it's Lester Knispel, who has also managed money for Mariah Carey, Nicki Minaj, and the Kardashian family (minus Kris). it's kind of a heartwarming story that he didn't steal all the money and steered shaq in the right direction https://nypost.com/2022/09/02/kardashian-money-manager-lists-california-home-for-4-5m/

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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: twinkling mad-dog skullcap

Classy place

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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Fragrant private investor

cr, and i also found this on a different house of his in arizona. none of those oafish $10m mcmansions for my guy lester

https://www.azcentral.com/story/money/real-estate/done-deals/2018/06/25/hollywood-business-manager-buys-paradise-valley-mansion-lester-knispel-shaq-kim-kardashian/715634002/

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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Comical range



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: khaki crackhouse

gorgeous house

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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Comical range



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: twinkling mad-dog skullcap

He's got a $7m place in Malibu too

https://www.homes.com/property/28801-grayfox-st-malibu-ca/jpltke7thh5sn/

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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Fragrant private investor

i've never been over there but it's supposed to be a beautiful area. close to pepperdine. lots of celeb houses, and bob dylan owned a big chunk of RE over there, buying an original house and then snapping up contiguous pieces as available

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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Comical range



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: jet-lagged judgmental marketing idea indian lodge

"Let's put you in "savings bonds", we'll make a corporation for it" *buys $4 million mansion*

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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Bronze death wish

BEEP BEEP BEEP



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Cerebral Flatulent Gas Station Fat Ankles

yes dumbfuck, turns out when you manage the money of ppl like shaq and the kardashians you can make a good amount of money for yourself just by putting them in low risk investments and tax shelters

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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: jet-lagged judgmental marketing idea indian lodge

He did fifteen minutes of work per month and charged millions, "dumbfuck". And probably lost him money compared to just buying SGOV and VOO. That's the point

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Date: November 20th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: scarlet laser beams

Yes but for extremely rich retards this is a valuable service and he deserves every penny. The fact that he can convince these people not to bankrupt themselves due to their retardation is his value add.

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Date: November 20th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Exciting sound barrier



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Date: November 20th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Comical range



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

I'm a virulent antisemite but this kike actually helped a nigga grow his money for once. He deserves a pass.

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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: transparent hairy legs twinkling uncleanness

Lol

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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Fragrant private investor

i begrudgingly agree. in one of the stories shaq said a bentley or rolls royce car salesman turned up his nose at him and called him "sonny boy" so he bought 3 cars to demonstrate to the salesman he belonged there (and also to one-up mike tyson, who had just bought 2). and then lester "got mad at me and wouldn't talk to me for like 2 weeks." so like, that's what we're starting from, not a law/finance guy who reads bogleheads

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Date: November 21st, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: twinkling mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 21st, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Curious kitchen toilet seat



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Date: November 20th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Exciting sound barrier

lol 20 year old shaq is not going to have any idea what "SGOV" or "VOO" is or how to buy it. it's totally worth it to him to have some frumpy jew just take care of it for him for some small percentage. guys that dont do this dont end up reading financial blogs and figuring this shit out, they end up blowing all their money on luxury goods and getting bilked by family members and friends

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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged judgmental marketing idea indian lodge

There's no question he offered Shaq a service that benefited Shaq, it just happens to be a generic commodity service that tens of thousands of advisors all over the country provide daily but that he successfully charged various clients perhaps tens of millions for. There are advisors who will provide the exact same service for a modest hourly fee, for example. Shaq benefited but he also massively overpaid. I get that fleecing dumb rich people is a very good way to get rich in America, this is just a particularly stark example

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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

Greedy kike hands rubbing: you give me your money Shaq, I have great opportunity for you! My cousin is looking for an investor in his car wash!

Different greedy kike hands rubbing: that other guy is insane. Here let's buy normal shit and not chimp out like a retard, ok?

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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Bronze death wish



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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Fragrant private investor

totally agreed, i believe that i (a non financial expert lawyer) could provide similar value in managing shaq's money as this guy did

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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Comical range



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

There probably aren't more than two kikes in Hollywood that actually helped a nigga make money and he's one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49447106)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Comical range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448282)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: vengeful digit ratio whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49449236)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Bronze death wish

twist: the other guys promising 500% annual returns were all little jewish men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446003)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: twinkling mad-dog skullcap

Three identical little jewish men telling you "The other two are liars" but high-IQ Shaq figured it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446077)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Bronze death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446085)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: khaki crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446204)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Comical range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446340)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit

Different jews from the same firm running good jew-bad jew game on shaq and then splitting the fee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446222)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Bronze death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446254)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Comical range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446338)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Exciting sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446588)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49447124)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Comical range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446336)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Comical range

The modern world is 180 while we're on the subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446341)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

In this nightmare kike casino game of life, picking the correct Jew in the three card monte of financial literacy is the best we can hope for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49447122)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Bronze death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49447844)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Comical range

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448283)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446083)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Comical range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446337)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: insecure glittery trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446585)



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Date: November 21st, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Curious kitchen toilet seat

nah, there’s a lot of outta da hood smooth talking blacks who swindle newly rich black athletes with shit ideas

like “let’s sell purple drank ice pops in the inner city to “give back” to the community. it’s only a $2.5 million investment and returns are 35% a year”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49449233)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: insecure glittery trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49446586)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

ljl at xo jews making fun of shaq's financial acumen, the man is worth hundred of millions and sits of the board of publicly traded companies, he may not sound like it but the guy is a financial genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49447109)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

I think Shaq would be the first person to tell you he's not a financial genius. That's the whole point. He invested in low risk assets and grew his wealth via compounding interest over time. That's not financial genius. It's just better than what 90% of people do. And he did it with an enormous salary from having an extremely rare high level skill. His success comes from not doing stupid shit, and doing it well. Buffet is a financial genius. Shaq is just disciplined. Which is better than most people ever get to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49447143)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

you literally basically described Buffet's strategy just for someone only managing their own money, wtf are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49447758)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

Nah Buffet spent an insane amount of mental effort searching high and low for distressed assets and bet big. He found shit that was undervalued. ETFs that capture the market are not undervalued. Not a financial genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49447805)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

Buffet bought coke and fucking blue chip companies with hundreds of billions of dollars and while he is admittedly almost certainly more sophisticated than shaq, he did the same thing, just don't fuck up being greedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49447815)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Fragrant private investor

come on, "almost" certainly? warren is a stone cold killer who does the "aww shucks" for the cameras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448032)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

he's basically just the precise right age to have gotten ahead of the boomers and taken all of the upsides by simply not being a goddam retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448036)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

back in the day he was literally the only dood requesting hard copies of businesses year end financial reports and pouring through thousands of documents to find a diamond in the rough at a time when 99% of the population thought the stock market was just some goofy thing that was never going to make money. he was a rare bird hank ur done here.

the average financial expert in the 80s thought Coca-Cola was worthless and the average American at large thought that only weirdos who literally worked on the physical Wall Street cared about stonks and bonds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448048)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

yeah, he literally checked to see if a company was profitable rather than speculating like a boomer retard, I'm not saying he didn't do great but that isn't exacty some crazy idea, he just did normal stuff and invested in things that were making money, unless you think the man can see the future what he did was invest in big companies that were doing well and kept doing well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448060)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

Shaq > overpaid some random Jew, made as much as the market over time (which everyone knows is a lot but only few take advantage of it)

Buffet > overperforms the market by 10000000% over 3/4 century

Hank: "Shaq is a financial GENIUS. G-E-N-I-U-S!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448072)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

you think that is all shaq did? the dood is a major shareholder in a bunch of things, he turned an endorsement into a seat on the board at papa johns, the guy has made nothing but good decisions, buffer is an outlier obviously but he also just rode all of the waves correctly, he is smart but all he did was notice things while living in the most prosperous time period humanly possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448080)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

Shaq Net Worth - 400,000,000

Buffet net worth - 160,000,000,000

9 figs vs 12 lmao

this is the equivalent of someone whose net worth is in the thousands of dollars with a millionaire just up several notches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448096)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

yeah shaq did really fucking well, buffet is very clearly lucky, he did not invent 100 billion dollars worth of anything he just went along for the ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448105)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

Ok champ. It's okay to be stupid I still accept you. Don't make me put you in the Trinity of Dumb along with Candy Ride, sealclubber, and TDNW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448108)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

if you compare shaq to other really tall black guys he outperformed the market by millions of times more than buffet outperformed the actual market by having hundreds of billions of dollars sitting in the blue chip stocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448120)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

we can all agree that Shaq should be made King of the Blacks and given a special title and crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448132)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

well that's all I was ever saying, I didn't think he had more money than warren buffet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448141)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

Nice save. We all love Shaq homie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448170)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Marvelous very tactful bawdyhouse gunner

Link to anyone itt making fun of shaq? Everyone agrees he's 18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448119)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

I would kill to literally be Shaq I still don't think he's a Ph.D. in economics lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448128)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: twinkling mad-dog skullcap

He does hold a doctorate in Education.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448166)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

I mean, you can put a tuxedo on a chimpanzee...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448238)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

he has nearly perfect instincts, name one wrong move shaq ever made?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448241)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: motley water buffalo masturbator

Going to Miami he could have won like 4 more with Kobe. Also getting really fat and sucking at the end of his career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448271)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: rebellious haunted graveyard tank

but then he would have felt less than Kobe, not worth it for the big man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5800107&forum_id=2).#49448402)