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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
excitant place of business
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
aquamarine property
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Chest-beating generalized bond ticket booth
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"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
Fiercely-loyal Station Hissy Fit
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
vigorous faggotry institution
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
bistre love of her life
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
vigorous faggotry institution
  04/24/26
Link?
bistre love of her life
  04/24/26
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excitant place of business
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
Shivering french chef
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Arousing bat shit crazy state mad cow disease
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
Shivering french chef
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
Charismatic Pearly Garrison Laser Beams
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Nudist senate
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
cracking zippy round eye orchestra pit
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
Fuchsia laughsome hunting ground
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deep base corn cake
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hairless big juggernaut stage
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deep base corn cake
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Arousing bat shit crazy state mad cow disease
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
Fiercely-loyal Station Hissy Fit
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: excitant place of business

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: aquamarine property

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Chest-beating generalized bond ticket booth



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Station Hissy Fit

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: vigorous faggotry institution

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: bistre love of her life

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: vigorous faggotry institution

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: bistre love of her life

Link?

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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: excitant place of business

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Shivering french chef

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Arousing bat shit crazy state mad cow disease

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Shivering french chef

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Charismatic Pearly Garrison Laser Beams

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Nudist senate

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: cracking zippy round eye orchestra pit

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia laughsome hunting ground

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: deep base corn cake



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: hairless big juggernaut stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839726)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: deep base corn cake



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Arousing bat shit crazy state mad cow disease

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Station Hissy Fit

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2).#49839738)