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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Sapphire lascivious macaca main people | 12/16/25 |
| Dark patrolman stage | 12/16/25 |
| Sapphire lascivious macaca main people | 12/16/25 |
| Dark patrolman stage | 12/16/25 |
| Sapphire lascivious macaca main people | 12/16/25 |
| poppy community account | 12/20/25 |
| Milky insecure mediation | 12/19/25 |
| Zombie-like diverse sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Mustard crackhouse | 12/19/25 |
| Sapphire lascivious macaca main people | 12/20/25 |
| Mustard crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| Zombie-like diverse sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Fantasy-prone Splenetic Jewess | 12/16/25 |
| Zombie-like diverse sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Fantasy-prone Splenetic Jewess | 12/22/25 |
| Bateful Smoky Double Fault Therapy | 12/16/25 |
| Sapphire lascivious macaca main people | 12/16/25 |
| Bateful Smoky Double Fault Therapy | 12/16/25 |
| ocher windowlicker stage | 12/16/25 |
| Cyan Cerebral State | 12/19/25 |
| ocher windowlicker stage | 12/19/25 |
| crawly misunderstood love of her life selfie | 12/20/25 |
| odious rusted new version office | 12/16/25 |
| beady-eyed ivory home gunner | 12/16/25 |
| Zombie-like diverse sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Indigo Resort Alpha | 12/20/25 |
| Sickened obsidian church | 12/16/25 |
| appetizing onyx stag film people who are hurt | 12/20/25 |
| Sickened obsidian church | 12/23/25 |
| Dark patrolman stage | 12/16/25 |
| Zombie-like diverse sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
| Amber Giraffe Idea He Suggested | 12/21/25 |
| Dark patrolman stage | 12/16/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Indigo Resort Alpha | 12/16/25 |
| Sickened obsidian church | 12/19/25 |
| Mentally Impaired Indigo Resort Alpha | 12/19/25 |
| sable domesticated meetinghouse | 12/19/25 |
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| Fantasy-prone Splenetic Jewess | 12/19/25 |
| poppy community account | 12/20/25 |
| Supple Startling Athletic Conference Dingle Berry | 12/22/25 |
| Magenta Talented Police Squad Filthpig | 12/19/25 |
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| Mentally Impaired Indigo Resort Alpha | 12/19/25 |
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| Dull hospital | 12/19/25 |
| laughsome kitty | 12/19/25 |
| Bateful Smoky Double Fault Therapy | 12/19/25 |
| spruce fat ankles | 12/20/25 |
| Green house haunted graveyard | 12/19/25 |
| Cyan Cerebral State | 12/19/25 |
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| Filthy hairy legs becky | 12/20/25 |
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| Zombie-like diverse sanctuary | 12/20/25 |
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| Harsh Aphrodisiac Public Bath | 12/21/25 |
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| Amber Giraffe Idea He Suggested | 12/20/25 |
| Mustard crackhouse | 12/21/25 |
| Amber Giraffe Idea He Suggested | 12/22/25 |
| Mustard crackhouse | 12/23/25 |
| Amber Giraffe Idea He Suggested | 12/23/25 |
| spectacular pit | 12/22/25 |
| crawly misunderstood love of her life selfie | 12/22/25 |
| crawly misunderstood love of her life selfie | 12/23/25 |
| flickering electric incel idiot | 12/22/25 |
| Supple Startling Athletic Conference Dingle Berry | 12/22/25 |
| Big cruise ship wagecucks | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Sapphire lascivious macaca main people 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Dark patrolman stage This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Sapphire lascivious macaca main people lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Dark patrolman stage My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Sapphire lascivious macaca main people You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: poppy community account Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Milky insecure mediation It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Zombie-like diverse sanctuary Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Mustard crackhouse You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Sapphire lascivious macaca main people brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Mustard crackhouse glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Zombie-like diverse sanctuary You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Splenetic Jewess $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Zombie-like diverse sanctuary Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Splenetic Jewess thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Bateful Smoky Double Fault Therapy 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Sapphire lascivious macaca main people ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Bateful Smoky Double Fault Therapy investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: ocher windowlicker stage $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Cyan Cerebral State I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: ocher windowlicker stage good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: crawly misunderstood love of her life selfie $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: odious rusted new version office six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: beady-eyed ivory home gunner 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Zombie-like diverse sanctuary Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Indigo Resort Alpha what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Sickened obsidian church 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: appetizing onyx stag film people who are hurt me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Sickened obsidian church It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Dark patrolman stage 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Zombie-like diverse sanctuary the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Amber Giraffe Idea He Suggested Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Dark patrolman stage I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Indigo Resort Alpha mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Sickened obsidian church In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Indigo Resort Alpha yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: sable domesticated meetinghouse Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: heady orchestra pit 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Sapphire lascivious macaca main people fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: wonderful orange center toilet seat A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: wonderful orange center toilet seat OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: nubile fluffy tanning salon A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: heady orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Racy Ebony Electric Furnace Death Wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Splenetic Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: poppy community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Supple Startling Athletic Conference Dingle Berry Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Magenta Talented Police Squad Filthpig $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: chestnut titillating brunch sweet tailpipe can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Salmon galvanic corner masturbator Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Indigo Resort Alpha nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Salmon galvanic corner masturbator Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: hairraiser queen of the night dysfunction You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Dull hospital Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: laughsome kitty Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Bateful Smoky Double Fault Therapy damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: spruce fat ankles Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Green house haunted graveyard Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Cyan Cerebral State 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Aromatic Associate Black Woman Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Filthy hairy legs becky 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Thriller headpube plaza 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Indigo Resort Alpha 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Zombie-like diverse sanctuary Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: spruce fat ankles 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Harsh Aphrodisiac Public Bath literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: bronze slippery lay boistinker I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: chestnut titillating brunch sweet tailpipe so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Harsh Aphrodisiac Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: wonderful orange center toilet seat 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Amber Giraffe Idea He Suggested Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Mustard crackhouse how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Amber Giraffe Idea He Suggested I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Mustard crackhouse 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Amber Giraffe Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: spectacular pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: crawly misunderstood love of her life selfie Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: crawly misunderstood love of her life selfie $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: flickering electric incel idiot $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Supple Startling Athletic Conference Dingle Berry I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Big cruise ship wagecucks 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2).#49598250) |