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Hypo: You suddenly find yourself in 3rd class on the Titanic right before
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 PM Author: Shivering Center the iceberg hits. No time to warn the ship's crew. You know everything you know now. What do you do to survive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894384) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:13 PM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#44788414) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#49162627) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:48 PM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48040724) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48771553) |
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Date: November 8th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#49413239) |
Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: Dull irate police squad crackhouse Uh, go upstairs and get on first life boat. They fucked around for a few hours before they realized it was serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894404) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:16 PM Author: navy meetinghouse roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894408) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:16 PM Author: Shivering Center would they let some 3rd class dude just sit on a lifeboat and wait for it to be lowered? weren't they lowering lifeboats half-full with only women and children while dudes waited nearby? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894415) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: Dull irate police squad crackhouse You don't have to wear some large "hey I'm 3rd class" billboard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894454) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: cracking school cafeteria They can immediately tell by how you're dressed, how you smell, and how you talk that you're third class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894461) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Shivering Center 3rd class sticks out a mile away. you'd probably be stopped before you even made it to deck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894480) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: brass nudist field You'd have to break into some higher class person's cabin and steal their clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894499) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Shivering Center You break down a door only to find the first class gentleman inside has had plenty of time to point his pistol at you. "Thief!" he shouts as he shoots you in your heart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894510) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:44 PM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894647) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:53 PM Author: Diverse slimy tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29897094) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:34 PM Author: aphrodisiac french location Oh no looks like I died two hours earlier than originally expected and also avoided the terror and pain of freezing to death in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#44788496) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:35 PM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#44788499) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48042748) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:18 PM Author: Frum newt Cr. Get to the deck and have another person or two help me lower a boat before people even realize it's sinking. I would tell them I was an employee and was checking one of the boats. The crew wasn't on the deck for awhile so they wouldn't stop me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894428) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:19 PM Author: Shivering Center First Officer shoots you. You fall into the frigid waters and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894440) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Frum newt He was busy on the bridge trying to assess the damage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894468) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: Shivering Center No, he was getting randy with a chambermaid and saw you fidgeting with the lifeboats and decided to impress his Welsh wench by shooting you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894485) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:53 PM Author: Diverse slimy tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29897097) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:20 PM Author: brass nudist field Sorry third class scum are kept locked below decks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894447) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM Author: Alcoholic National attack a 1st class person, take clothes/ticket, then get to the rescue boat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894407) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:22 PM Author: Zombie-like doctorate rehab cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894475) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: maize high-end whorehouse idiot cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894490) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: Nofapping office cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29897087) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48042751) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:18 PM Author: Rose hell Poast rant about all the proles in 3rd class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894427) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: Dull irate police squad crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894462) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: maize high-end whorehouse idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894493) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: disrespectful pit sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894509) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 9:40 AM Author: arousing dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29896121) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:35 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48042752) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 4:43 PM Author: arousing dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48338091) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: mildly autistic floppy theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#49162664) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:21 PM Author: brass nudist field Live blog my drowning death for xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894463) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:23 PM Author: Frum newt Jump on to the iceberg. CHILL there until rescue boats came. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894483) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: brass nudist field Aren't they kind of cold and slippery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894491) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: Frum newt Lol, just lol, if you didn't take cleats and a pick axe with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894500) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: brass nudist field ~finds those hanging on the wall in the third class dining room~
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: maize high-end whorehouse idiot nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894496) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:24 PM Author: Shivering Center They find you like this:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/STymVjlysmg/maxresdefault.jpg |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:25 PM Author: brass nudist field Stuff a pillow under my dress and pretend to be pregnant. Demand special treatment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894506) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:26 PM Author: Shivering Center "You and your third class baby need to wait for the respectable women to get off!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894515) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: brass nudist field But Sir his father is a right gentleman, see! He's a Duke or sumthin...he wouldn't be best pleased if his little bastard son drowned would he? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894556) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:34 PM Author: Shivering Center "Shut up you Mick whore!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894582) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:19 PM Author: gold titillating range No chinaman on life boat. Sorry :(
They were hella racist back then. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:30 PM Author: Frum newt Real answer: the first life boat launched with like 1/5 capacity because no one wanted to leave the ship. If you made it on deck, you could have gotten it no matter your class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894545) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM Author: Shivering Center "Officer, does that third class man *have* to get in our lifeboat? Can't he wait for another one?"
"Right he can, ma'am. You, rat, stay back!" |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: Frum newt *pushes you overboard*
"Anyone else wanna get smart? I'll give ya a right good thumping, I will." |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:36 PM Author: Shivering Center *first class woman beats you with an oar* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894595) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:38 PM Author: Frum newt Please, she would die from dropsy or the vapors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894604) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:39 PM Author: free-loading abode incel Dropsy is congestive heart failure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894620) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:10 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#43642738) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:48 PM Author: insanely creepy peach dopamine *first class lady flicks you away as you try to board* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29897059) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:52 AM Author: Glittery bright garrison idea he suggested I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48043224) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:34 PM Author: Low-t Sienna Mediation Theatre Go upstairs and go to the STARBOARD side of the ship. First Officer Murdoch followed the policy of "women and children first," and let men on to fill remaining seats. That asshole Second Officer Lightoller managing the port side lifeboats followed a "women and children only" policy that caused seats to be left empty if there were no women or children available to fill them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894578) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: Shivering Center oh fuuuck, a dude who knows his shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894586) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:20 PM Author: gold titillating range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29896899) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Copper Locale Mood CR. Lightoller was also a war criminal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29896846) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:36 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48042753) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:35 PM Author: curious hall fuck the lifeboats. just grab like 3-4 doors, lash them together and fashion my own lifeboat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894590) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:39 PM Author: free-loading abode incel Question is how do you lower them into the water wo getting soaked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894614) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:52 PM Author: curious hall when the boat has sunk enough to have the deck be at water level it will be easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29897091) |
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Date: November 8th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: George Jetson There were a couple of dudes who got wet and later climbed into life rafts and lived. I think one of the cooks lived that way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#49413268) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:36 PM Author: brass nudist field Find Ismay, follow him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29894592) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 9:39 AM Author: Shivering Center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29896111) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:10 PM Author: Aromatic Voyeur Lettuce Honestly?
Id make my own luck. |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:10 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#43642740) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:36 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48042755) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 12:51 PM Author: Pink Kitty Cat Casino Find a bookie and bet all my money on Red Sox to win world series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29897081) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2016 7:50 PM Author: cordovan excitant menage jump just before it sinks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#29899848) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:09 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#43642734) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 11:13 AM Author: mustard set toaster am i the same size, strength, temperment or do i morph to one of the original passengers?
if former, i take a lifeboat right away since i would be andre the giant compared to anyone on board. break the first complainers arm to show everyone i mean business. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Ungodly coiffed site Fuck the shit out of prime Kate Winslet and die happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#44788437) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#44788438) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:58 AM Author: adulterous knife address Crazy that people criticized her plain Jane looks and chubby build when the movie came out. Easy 10 in 2024 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48043258) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:14 AM Author: Ultramarine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3140112&forum_id=2).#48042637) |