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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
passionate useless brakes
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
aromatic casino
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
aromatic casino
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Sticky fuchsia friendly grandma
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
aromatic casino
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Sticky fuchsia friendly grandma
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
aromatic casino
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
passionate useless brakes
  01/05/26
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passionate useless brakes
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
aromatic casino
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
passionate useless brakes
  01/06/26
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Multi-colored antidepressant drug potus
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
aromatic casino
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
violent corner preventive strike
  01/06/26
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Self-centered dashing spot
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Low-t trip sneaky criminal partner
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
aromatic casino
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
bull headed alcoholic stead mood
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
aromatic casino
  01/06/26
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Filthy puppy
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Low-t trip sneaky criminal partner
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
aromatic casino
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
bull headed alcoholic stead mood
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
aromatic casino
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
bull headed alcoholic stead mood
  01/06/26
Lmao
passionate useless brakes
  01/06/26
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Diverse yellow step-uncle's house jap
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Buck-toothed pearly field
  01/06/26
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Sticky fuchsia friendly grandma
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: passionate useless brakes

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: aromatic casino

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: aromatic casino

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Sticky fuchsia friendly grandma

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: aromatic casino

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Sticky fuchsia friendly grandma

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: aromatic casino

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: passionate useless brakes

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: passionate useless brakes



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: aromatic casino

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: passionate useless brakes

Tons of blow

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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored antidepressant drug potus



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: aromatic casino

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: violent corner preventive strike

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Self-centered dashing spot



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Low-t trip sneaky criminal partner

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: aromatic casino

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: bull headed alcoholic stead mood

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: aromatic casino

(JD, Fordham University)

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Filthy puppy



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Low-t trip sneaky criminal partner

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: aromatic casino

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: bull headed alcoholic stead mood

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: aromatic casino

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: bull headed alcoholic stead mood

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: passionate useless brakes

Lmao

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Diverse yellow step-uncle's house jap



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pearly field

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Sticky fuchsia friendly grandma



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