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Which poaster has the BIGGEST HOUSE?

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twinkling swollen idiot internal respiration
  10/15/25
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Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/15/25
4600sq on .9 acre lot, one of the smaller in my neighborhood...
Wonderful shrine
  10/15/25
Not bad, got me beat by 1,000 sq ft although I live on acrea...
twinkling swollen idiot internal respiration
  10/15/25
You ever miss the Bay?
Insane Spectacular Menage
  10/15/25
never. even when i was going back for work, looking at the o...
Wonderful shrine
  10/16/25
Where did you live and where are you now
poppy dragon
  10/16/25
i used to live in belmont heights, had the crystal springs x...
Wonderful shrine
  10/19/25
I hear you, man. I love the weather, food, hills/biking, and...
Insane Spectacular Menage
  10/16/25
4809 sq ft not including basement and 4 car garage on 38.8 a...
out-of-control stage
  10/15/25
I guess that's the thread then. What do you do with all that...
twinkling swollen idiot internal respiration
  10/15/25
He does whatever the fuck he wants
Chestnut well-lubricated therapy lodge
  10/16/25
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trip slap-happy church pisswyrm
  10/16/25
nothing he couldn't do in 1/4 the space except boom
Laughsome bawdyhouse
  10/16/25
Two women at the same time
Electric dull philosopher-king
  10/16/25
he booms
bateful sapphire school
  10/16/25
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nudist jew site
  10/16/25
...Booms...
out-of-control stage
  10/16/25
Boomers are 180.
Erotic razzmatazz jap
  10/16/25
180 I have you beat slightly on house sq footage, but you...
trip slap-happy church pisswyrm
  10/16/25
We're about an hour to the city core and 40 minutes to the s...
out-of-control stage
  10/16/25
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Heady violet jewess juggernaut
  10/16/25
You forgot to add in the winter house stats, along with the ...
Arousing Address
  10/16/25
You can add 1900 for the winter house, 1339 for #1 kid and 8...
out-of-control stage
  10/16/25
absolutely shocking that a boomer has the biggest house/most...
motley wild pozpig
  10/16/25
why would anyone with this much house spend time poasting on...
fluffy foreskin center
  10/16/25
5200 sq feet, tiny pink 1.5 acres, compared to OldHLSdood.
trip slap-happy church pisswyrm
  10/16/25
You probably live in a neighborhood. The country is more ran...
out-of-control stage
  10/16/25
I bought in a town where bylaws prohibit subdividing past a ...
trip slap-happy church pisswyrm
  10/16/25
We have a half mile of road frontage and set back is 560 fee...
out-of-control stage
  10/16/25
That's about the size where it becomes difficult for houses ...
doobsian pale new version multi-billionaire
  10/18/25
possibly true. i only have one retarded room though imo m...
bespoke exciting stage cuckoldry
  10/18/25
Present wrapping?
doobsian pale new version multi-billionaire
  10/18/25
about the same here. no rules here like the ones you men...
bespoke exciting stage cuckoldry
  10/18/25
Oh yea, the new construction lots are completely LJL territo...
trip slap-happy church pisswyrm
  10/22/25
Which poster has the worst price per sqft ratio? Mine is ...
Glassy hyperventilating lettuce school cafeteria
  10/16/25
NorCal poaster checking in; laughing at you
Insane Spectacular Menage
  10/16/25
Per Zillow my old Palo Alto house is now $1,941/sq.ft. Curre...
out-of-control stage
  10/16/25
depends on what you're counting - current home value to offi...
cerebral flatulent space
  10/16/25
Pretty sure EPAH's house is not the largest, but he might wi...
lilac azn
  10/16/25
on an island that produces no groceries, populated by an equ...
passionate judgmental theatre
  10/16/25
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nudist jew site
  10/16/25
no groceries except the freshest and best-quality fish and f...
cerebral flatulent space
  10/16/25
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soggy floppy karate market
  10/21/25
wym? The Whole Foods out here is great, and the locals are a...
learning disabled razzle hissy fit tattoo
  10/16/25
The locals are nice to you because you have a great physique...
Arousing Address
  10/16/25
I was really bothered when Kombucha bottles were $7.99 out t...
primrose giraffe
  10/16/25
Yeah, the kombucha prices are outrageous. Pretty easy to hom...
learning disabled razzle hissy fit tattoo
  10/16/25
Absolutely false. Posters in elite NY, Boston, Main Line Phi...
Bisexual Vigorous Mexican
  10/16/25
(prep poasting from 1930)
Insane Spectacular Menage
  10/16/25
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Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/17/25
Yeah, as EPAH surfs in his own backyard in Hawaii, I am sure...
lilac azn
  10/17/25
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Chestnut well-lubricated therapy lodge
  10/19/25
idk about prestigious location as it's so isolated but perso...
Green Corner Milk
  10/16/25
Multigenerational family compound on 18 acres spread across ...
odious flesh travel guidebook property
  10/16/25
So Dad lets you live at his place?
learning disabled razzle hissy fit tattoo
  10/16/25
Rude! I bought the first two properties and my brother adde...
odious flesh travel guidebook property
  10/16/25
180 Hoping to live near my kids and grandkids someday. Th...
Insane Spectacular Menage
  10/16/25
Same man. Id love to add another place to this spread and l...
odious flesh travel guidebook property
  10/16/25
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Green Corner Milk
  10/16/25
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Insane Spectacular Menage
  10/16/25
Sorry man it was just a guess
learning disabled razzle hissy fit tattoo
  10/16/25
No worries it was a good dig (and why I defended it!)
odious flesh travel guidebook property
  10/16/25
sounds 180
Green Corner Milk
  10/16/25
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trip slap-happy church pisswyrm
  10/17/25
I live in a ~1,500 SF apartment that's worth ~$2MM. Chil...
violent dysfunction
  10/16/25
That said, my parents' (very large) primary residence is onl...
violent dysfunction
  10/16/25
It’s hard for me to measure the size of my house, if t...
Dead medicated university
  10/16/25
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Black Heaven
  10/16/25
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ocher diverse gaming laptop
  10/18/25
Mine is >double anything posted above. It’s in...
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/17/25
what kind of shit do you do there?
Black Heaven
  10/17/25
I used to get on the roof with a .50bmg and a handle of wild...
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/17/25
Used to?
odious flesh travel guidebook property
  10/17/25
I don’t drink much anymore.
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/17/25
So, to be clear, you go outside. That’s what you do in...
Black Heaven
  10/18/25
Yes, sort of, as I go up through the hatch in the roof. It&r...
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/18/25
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Black Heaven
  10/18/25
Is 5200 square feet really the largest so far? My parents' h...
lilac azn
  10/17/25
I don’t want to give the exact number because people k...
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/17/25
What’s point of having all that space? 7 people live i...
Black Heaven
  10/18/25
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Green Corner Milk
  10/18/25
If you want an old house, it’s basically impossible to...
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/18/25
what do you think will happen with floorplans in the coming ...
self-centered vermilion spot
  10/18/25
How frequently do you entertain? And of those occasions, how...
Black Heaven
  10/18/25
I don’t entertain more than GFNLHMA and have not since...
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/18/25
Would you ever invite me over?
Black Heaven
  10/19/25
Do you lift heavy?
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/20/25
Yeah big time
Black Heaven
  10/20/25
You can come visit then.
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/20/25
please send formal invite to bloodacre@gmail.com
Black Heaven
  10/20/25
Ya, that’s not going to work. But if I knew who you w...
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/20/25
To me, that is an excellent question. The stupid thing is th...
lilac azn
  10/20/25
If I had a two bedroom house with a ballroom, two full bathe...
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/20/25
5,000 is about as big as a house can get before being retard...
doobsian pale new version multi-billionaire
  10/18/25
To be honest, sometimes retarded is good.
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/18/25
Sure, but often not best. Two properties, for instance, migh...
doobsian pale new version multi-billionaire
  10/18/25
I have multiple properties. It’s a pain to maintain t...
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/19/25
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trip slap-happy church pisswyrm
  10/18/25
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rebellious goyim
  10/18/25
4000-5000 ft depending on what is included in the footage. 1...
peach mad cow disease institution
  10/18/25
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Black Heaven
  10/21/25
What's the jewish-american princess's notion of the perfect ...
out-of-control stage
  10/21/25
Two kitchens for kosher
Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault
  10/22/25


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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: twinkling swollen idiot internal respiration



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Wonderful shrine

4600sq on .9 acre lot, one of the smaller in my neighborhood

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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: twinkling swollen idiot internal respiration

Not bad, got me beat by 1,000 sq ft although I live on acreage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49352219)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Insane Spectacular Menage

You ever miss the Bay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49352253)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Wonderful shrine

never. even when i was going back for work, looking at the old neighborhoods and seeing the level of cost, inconvenience and “diversity” people put up with there was depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49353845)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: poppy dragon

Where did you live and where are you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49354390)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Wonderful shrine

i used to live in belmont heights, had the crystal springs xc course in my neighborhood and water dog park. back yard was terraced, view of the bay, and could access the hiking trail from it. by bay area standards, about as nice as you could ask for.

i'm now a neighbor with ex-vpotus

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Insane Spectacular Menage

I hear you, man. I love the weather, food, hills/biking, and general health consciousness. I don’t like much of the rest, including how overpriced nearly everything is because some other dumb asshole will pay it.

We’re debating private school now and I can’t believe it. God willing my wife comes around and we can continue sending kids to the public schools I can literally see from our front yard. We live in a very a good district but our middle school is a little diverse (the bad kind).

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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: out-of-control stage

4809 sq ft not including basement and 4 car garage on 38.8 acres plus 7200 sq ft barn

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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: twinkling swollen idiot internal respiration

I guess that's the thread then. What do you do with all that space?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49352251)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: Chestnut well-lubricated therapy lodge

He does whatever the fuck he wants

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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: trip slap-happy church pisswyrm



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Laughsome bawdyhouse

nothing he couldn't do in 1/4 the space except boom

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: Electric dull philosopher-king

Two women at the same time

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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: bateful sapphire school

he booms

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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: nudist jew site



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: out-of-control stage

...Booms...

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Erotic razzmatazz jap

Boomers are 180.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:48 AM
Author: trip slap-happy church pisswyrm

180

I have you beat slightly on house sq footage, but you beat me by a fucking mile on acreage + barn. Curious how far are you from a major metro? I’m 20 mins.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: out-of-control stage

We're about an hour to the city core and 40 minutes to the shopping center burbs. We are 7 miles out from the center of a town of 17000. It's 9 miles to the grocery store. The county is pretty rural. A little over 60000 people in 530 sq miles.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Heady violet jewess juggernaut



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Arousing Address

You forgot to add in the winter house stats, along with the other properties you purchased to keep your issue housed, but not under your roof.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: out-of-control stage

You can add 1900 for the winter house, 1339 for #1 kid and 840 for #2. #2 also has an 840 sq ft usable basement not counted in sq footage.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: motley wild pozpig

absolutely shocking that a boomer has the biggest house/most land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49353881)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: fluffy foreskin center

why would anyone with this much house spend time poasting on xo?

DOnt you have a lawn to mow or a gutter to repair or a window to clean or a carpet to vaccuum? Further, if you have a 4 car garage you should have 4 cars - why arent you out driving one?

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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:53 AM
Author: trip slap-happy church pisswyrm

5200 sq feet, tiny pink 1.5 acres, compared to OldHLSdood.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: out-of-control stage

You probably live in a neighborhood. The country is more random. Trailers aren't allowed unless grandfathered in, but houses range from shacks to luxury digs.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: trip slap-happy church pisswyrm

I bought in a town where bylaws prohibit subdividing past a certain point and houses have to be offset from the street by 30 feet (iirc). Neighboring towns lot sizes are all tiny, houses stacked on top of each other, dunno how ppl do it.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: out-of-control stage

We have a half mile of road frontage and set back is 560 feet.

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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: doobsian pale new version multi-billionaire

That's about the size where it becomes difficult for houses not to start having retarded rooms.

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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: bespoke exciting stage cuckoldry

possibly true. i only have one retarded room though imo

my parents built a house in like 2006 that was over 7000. that place had several rooms that were real retarded

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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: doobsian pale new version multi-billionaire

Present wrapping?

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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: bespoke exciting stage cuckoldry

about the same here.

no rules here like the ones you mentioned you have in your town though. close neighbors and i all have larger lots and houses well off the road but just around the corner its different and elsewhere in my town the new construction selling for over a million have almost no yard or space between houses

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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: trip slap-happy church pisswyrm

Oh yea, the new construction lots are completely LJL territory in some neighboring towns. Barely larger than a proverbial tramp stamp.

Just a block away (already in neighboring town), they tore down a SFH and built a duplex on the original half acre lot, now selling them for 1.5m a piece.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Glassy hyperventilating lettuce school cafeteria

Which poster has the worst price per sqft ratio?

Mine is approx $1,050/sqft for a 2350 sqft house. SoCal so nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49353125)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Insane Spectacular Menage

NorCal poaster checking in; laughing at you

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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: out-of-control stage

Per Zillow my old Palo Alto house is now $1,941/sq.ft. Current house is $210 but that only includes 11.75 acres.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: cerebral flatulent space

depends on what you're counting - current home value to official permitted house space? in that case mine's about $1,300/sqft, but i have a remodeled garage office that i'm currently poasting from that would drop it to about an even $1k/ft.

purchase cost to permitted space around $1k/ft, purchase cost to total usable space under $800/ft.

also socal.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: lilac azn

Pretty sure EPAH's house is not the largest, but he might win if the contest is "most prestigious location."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49353341)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: passionate judgmental theatre

on an island that produces no groceries, populated by an equal mix of extremely hostile and obese natives and unassimilated asians? But with nice sunsets?



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: nudist jew site



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: cerebral flatulent space

no groceries except the freshest and best-quality fish and fruit, anyway. plus poi if that's you're thing.

anyone calling hawaiian natives "extremely hostile" or the azns there "unassimilated" has never left the upper midwest

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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: soggy floppy karate market



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: learning disabled razzle hissy fit tattoo

wym? The Whole Foods out here is great, and the locals are almost all friendly.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Arousing Address

The locals are nice to you because you have a great physique and a nice tan. Pasty overweight birdshits from the Mainland struggle a bit more.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: primrose giraffe

I was really bothered when Kombucha bottles were $7.99 out there.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: learning disabled razzle hissy fit tattoo

Yeah, the kombucha prices are outrageous. Pretty easy to homebrew though.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Bisexual Vigorous Mexican

Absolutely false. Posters in elite NY, Boston, Main Line Philly suburbs, etc. are in much more prestigous locations.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Insane Spectacular Menage

(prep poasting from 1930)

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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: lilac azn

Yeah, as EPAH surfs in his own backyard in Hawaii, I am sure he is crying uncontrollably about the fact that he doesn't live in a Main Line Philly suburb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49356869)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Chestnut well-lubricated therapy lodge



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Green Corner Milk

idk about prestigious location as it's so isolated but personally i am super jealous of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49354482)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: odious flesh travel guidebook property

Multigenerational family compound on 18 acres spread across three +4K sqft homes with 11 total bedrooms and four accessory buildings. Small creek running through the property that feeds an adjacent fishing pond on my neighbors land.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: learning disabled razzle hissy fit tattoo

So Dad lets you live at his place?

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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: odious flesh travel guidebook property

Rude! I bought the first two properties and my brother added the third some years later when old neighbor bro was ready to sell. And my mom and dad are 180 and I'm so happy I could give them and my kids a home next door to each other.

I wish we'd grown up in this area, but my hometown is one of those dead rural small places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49354716)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Insane Spectacular Menage

180

Hoping to live near my kids and grandkids someday. That’s #1 goal. I do not understand the ones who fuck off to Florida permanently to be near other selfish boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49354728)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: odious flesh travel guidebook property

Same man. Id love to add another place to this spread and live next to my boys and their families until I get rolled out of this place boots up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49354734)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Green Corner Milk



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Insane Spectacular Menage



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: learning disabled razzle hissy fit tattoo

Sorry man it was just a guess

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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: odious flesh travel guidebook property

No worries it was a good dig (and why I defended it!)

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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Green Corner Milk

sounds 180

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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: trip slap-happy church pisswyrm



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: violent dysfunction

I live in a ~1,500 SF apartment that's worth ~$2MM.

Chill fratty $1,333 PSF. Not too bad.

This is with wife and 3+ kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49354433)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: violent dysfunction

That said, my parents' (very large) primary residence is only and hour away, and their (large) second home is only ~2 hours away -- so we often make use of those on the weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49354439)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Dead medicated university

It’s hard for me to measure the size of my house, if that counts. It gets confusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49354654)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Black Heaven



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: ocher diverse gaming laptop



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

Mine is >double anything posted above.

It’s incredibly wasteful, but it is cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49354990)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: Black Heaven

what kind of shit do you do there?

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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

I used to get on the roof with a .50bmg and a handle of wild turkey 101.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49356627)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: odious flesh travel guidebook property

Used to?

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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

I don’t drink much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49356959)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Black Heaven

So, to be clear, you go outside. That’s what you do in your giant house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49358176)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

Yes, sort of, as I go up through the hatch in the roof. It’s not like I have to climb a giant ladder.

I have to say, it’s 180 to have a mansion albeit wasteful.

I do like walking the gardens and pruning things. I enjoy my chainsaw on a stick. And then I throw the stuff in a pile to dry out and then burn what I cut off in my cheapest on Amazon fire pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49358571)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Black Heaven



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: lilac azn

Is 5200 square feet really the largest so far? My parents' house (that I will probably inherit when they kick the bucket) is around 5600 square feet. It's nice enough, I suppose, but I'm surprised that nobody has a larger house on prestigious law bort. Some of my parent's neighbors have houses that are significantly larger and nicer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49356901)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

I don’t want to give the exact number because people know where I live but mine is >10k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49356964)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Black Heaven

What’s point of having all that space? 7 people live in my 3,700 square foot house and there’s an entire 1 bedroom apartment in the basement that barely ever gets used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49357427)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Green Corner Milk



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

If you want an old house, it’s basically impossible to find things like tall ceilings, giant rooms (like a ballroom — most of which were added later — or large living room and dining room for entertaining), decent closets, functionally sized kitchen, large bathrooms etc. absent buying a mansion with many more bedrooms than are reasonable. People had more children and extended family and had servants 100 years ago and floor plans reflect that. So while a modern design might have non-bedroom spaces that were the same size at call it 6-7k sq/ft, 5-6 bedrooms/baths to get that in a 100 year old house you have to buy something 10k sq/ft. with 10 plus bedrooms (including small ones for servants).

And that is not accounting tor the fact that old houses are often three stories of living space above ground and modern houses are rarely more than two (although finished basements are a thing).

If you study design and house plans it all makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49357616)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: self-centered vermilion spot

what do you think will happen with floorplans in the coming decades with robots? take the open concept floorplan that is so popular today. do you think that once robots start appearing in the home that the kitchen will go back to more of a distinct and separate area? do you think the popular "back kitchen" starting to appear in homes will be populated by robots in the future as the main cooking area with robots being hid away from sight? do you think there will be dedicated spaces for robots to "rest" and recharge? i see future floorplans changing drastically in the next 50 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49357646)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Black Heaven

How frequently do you entertain? And of those occasions, how many call for ballroom?

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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

I don’t entertain more than GFNLHMA and have not since covid. I used to entertain more. I actually offered last week to hold an event. Maybe I will do it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49358584)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Black Heaven

Would you ever invite me over?

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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

Do you lift heavy?

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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:20 AM
Author: Black Heaven

Yeah big time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

You can come visit then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49361172)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Black Heaven

please send formal invite to bloodacre@gmail.com

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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

Ya, that’s not going to work. But if I knew who you were, I might invite you over not tying my online to my IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49363185)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: lilac azn

To me, that is an excellent question. The stupid thing is that my parents' ~5600 square foot house doesn't even have that many bedrooms. One time my sister was visiting with her two kids. I asked if I could come visit. My parents told me that they would have to put me in a hotel room because there was no room in the house. I'm like, "You have 5600 fucking square feet." I guess they felt like they needed a huge ass "great room" on both floors for the one time per year when they have guests over. I understand the appeal of a gigantic house if you have a large family and want to make it easy for your kids and grandkids to visit. But I don't really understand having a huge house just for the sake of having a huge house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49361570)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

If I had a two bedroom house with a ballroom, two full bathes, two powder rooms, a kitchenette and a 24 car garage that would be about perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49362648)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: doobsian pale new version multi-billionaire

5,000 is about as big as a house can get before being retarded. Better to spend on location, design, finishes, and quality or even just separate real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49357775)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

To be honest, sometimes retarded is good.

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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: doobsian pale new version multi-billionaire

Sure, but often not best. Two properties, for instance, might be better. Or maybe no floral arrangement room but an extra half-acre of land.

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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

I have multiple properties. It’s a pain to maintain them and pay taxes.

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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: trip slap-happy church pisswyrm



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: rebellious goyim



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: peach mad cow disease institution

4000-5000 ft depending on what is included in the footage. 1.2 acres. backyard slopes down and has nice hill views. 25k gallon pool. fenced tennis/basketball court (a bit less than half court size but plenty of room to properly shoot 3s)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49358745)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Black Heaven



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: out-of-control stage

What's the jewish-american princess's notion of the perfect house? 6000 sq.ft., with no kitchen or master bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2).#49364393)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Vivacious chartreuse hunting ground double fault

Two kitchens for kosher

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