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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
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  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
charismatic area milk
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
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Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
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She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
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Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
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She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
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What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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No. My dad did once.
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: charismatic area milk

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: charismatic area milk

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: charismatic area milk

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: charismatic area milk

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: charismatic area milk

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Electric Pink Degenerate Corner

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Electric Pink Degenerate Corner

k

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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Well-lubricated french kitchen antidepressant drug

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Spectacular sneaky criminal

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: multi-colored whorehouse



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: blue deer antler



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: amethyst violent lay

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Spectacular sneaky criminal



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: bipolar vermilion shrine



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Obsidian public bath community account



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: cowardly business firm

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Lascivious Site

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Dashing Orchestra Pit

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Slimy opaque cuckoldry boistinker

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Slimy opaque cuckoldry boistinker

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Slimy opaque cuckoldry boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: charismatic area milk

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: charismatic area milk

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: charismatic area milk

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: charismatic area milk

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: claret school jewess



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Bisexual hospital fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: multi-colored whorehouse

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Laughsome gaped center hairy legs



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cream High-end Hell

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Transparent useless gaming laptop indirect expression

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Slimy opaque cuckoldry boistinker

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Concupiscible Institution



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Histrionic Market



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Spectacular sneaky criminal



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: judgmental space



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Wonderful brunch old irish cottage

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Kink-friendly crotch



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Talented pale place of business



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface haunted graveyard



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: apoplectic slippery location main people

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all headpube

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating psychic

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Cheese-eating psychic

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mustard parlour internal respiration

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant know-it-all headpube

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Electric Pink Degenerate Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Big submissive background story

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly crotch

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Slimy opaque cuckoldry boistinker

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cream High-end Hell

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Spectacular sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Violet impertinent sweet tailpipe stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Violet impertinent sweet tailpipe stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Spectacular sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good ratface haunted graveyard

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: bipolar vermilion shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Cracking chest-beating water buffalo son of senegal

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz aqua stag film

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz aqua stag film

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Rigpig Library

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Fragrant Metal Base Circlehead

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Dashing Orchestra Pit

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Dashing Orchestra Pit

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: slate heaven

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: slate heaven

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Nowag

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Glassy tripping lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: bistre diverse goal in life

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: iridescent stirring gaping

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Marvelous legend range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Irate nursing home new version



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: silver selfie office

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: chocolate nofapping locale

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Shimmering soul-stirring set messiness

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Amber exhilarant principal's office liquid oxygen

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: multi-colored whorehouse



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: stimulating orchid windowlicker



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Marvelous legend range



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Dull duck-like trailer park giraffe



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Cream High-end Hell

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2).#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious tattoo



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Glassy tripping lodge



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