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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: twinkling multi-colored associate Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: indigo electric clown rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Abusive disrespectful trailer park mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: red comical university prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: gay bateful becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: vigorous bonkers yarmulke doctorate Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Walnut disgusting lodge liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: twinkling multi-colored associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Thriller chartreuse public bath Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Disturbing Naked Trust Fund I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Ungodly vibrant giraffe Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Shaky depressive boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: internet-worthy black woman azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: cracking adulterous theatre (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Mewling bronze wagecucks business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: primrose mad cow disease degenerate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: twinkling multi-colored associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: primrose mad cow disease degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: primrose mad cow disease degenerate bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: amber razzmatazz juggernaut senate ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: primrose mad cow disease degenerate They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: amber razzmatazz juggernaut senate no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988174) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Wine Office 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Kink-friendly personal credit line cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: primrose mad cow disease degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Khaki Impressive Gaping Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: primrose mad cow disease degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Wine Office Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: costumed bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: violet razzle point gunner 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Wine Office Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: slippery quadroon twinkling uncleanness great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: primrose mad cow disease degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Slap-happy vivacious whorehouse was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: impertinent irradiated church mental disorder I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Hyperactive puce nibblets corn cake I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: twinkling multi-colored associate The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2).#36797515) |
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