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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Copper contagious international law enforcement agency tanning salon It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Iridescent wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: sooty adventurous whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: mauve chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Smoky territorial public bath did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: racy cuckoldry halford "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Pink useless jap set (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: boyish generalized bond crotch "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: tantric partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: click on a b*tch (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: low-t umber meetinghouse (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Copper contagious international law enforcement agency tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: carnelian senate who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Copper contagious international law enforcement agency tanning salon Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: carnelian senate whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Copper contagious international law enforcement agency tanning salon CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Theater Stage Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: dun foreskin library 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Clear preventive strike "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Theater Stage Fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#41347456) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2).#49335487) |