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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Shivering laughsome trump supporter
  12/29/15
b!
racy masturbator spot
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C
Chestnut hissy fit trailer park
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ivory library
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c
Twisted bawdyhouse cuck
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a
Motley gaming laptop
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a
excitant faggotry
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
racy masturbator spot
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Shivering laughsome trump supporter
  12/29/15
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ivory library
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
racy masturbator spot
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
mahogany disturbing cruise ship gay wizard
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ivory library
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?
mahogany disturbing cruise ship gay wizard
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ivory library
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Shivering laughsome trump supporter
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ivory library
  12/29/15
c for sure
mahogany disturbing cruise ship gay wizard
  12/29/15
C
excitant faggotry
  12/29/15
c
Insanely creepy judgmental filthpig
  12/29/15
Xo
Chestnut hissy fit trailer park
  12/29/15
chaturbate
cerebral useless brakes sanctuary
  12/30/15
C!
racy masturbator spot
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
racy masturbator spot
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
pea-brained floppy goal in life orchestra pit
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ivory library
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...
Chestnut hissy fit trailer park
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Insanely creepy judgmental filthpig
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Domesticated Arousing Friendly Grandma
  12/29/15
lol ouch
sexy exciting athletic conference
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
mahogany disturbing cruise ship gay wizard
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180 sex offender
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ivory library
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
demanding exhilarant kitty really tough guy
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Shivering laughsome trump supporter
  12/30/15
2
sexy exciting athletic conference
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
demanding exhilarant kitty really tough guy
  12/30/15
police
cerebral useless brakes sanctuary
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1
excitant faggotry
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Chestnut hissy fit trailer park
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Chestnut hissy fit trailer park
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4 and 180
Insanely creepy judgmental filthpig
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Insanely creepy judgmental filthpig
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Chestnut hissy fit trailer park
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
Lilac naked market
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Multi-colored senate people who are hurt
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Shivering laughsome trump supporter

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: racy masturbator spot

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Chestnut hissy fit trailer park

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: ivory library



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Twisted bawdyhouse cuck

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Motley gaming laptop

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: excitant faggotry

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: racy masturbator spot

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Shivering laughsome trump supporter

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: ivory library



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: racy masturbator spot

Fine I change my vote to A.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: mahogany disturbing cruise ship gay wizard

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: ivory library



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: mahogany disturbing cruise ship gay wizard

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: ivory library



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Shivering laughsome trump supporter

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: ivory library



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: mahogany disturbing cruise ship gay wizard

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: excitant faggotry

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy judgmental filthpig

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Chestnut hissy fit trailer park

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes sanctuary

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: racy masturbator spot

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: racy masturbator spot

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: pea-brained floppy goal in life orchestra pit

everyone in this thread unzips.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: ivory library



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Chestnut hissy fit trailer park



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Insanely creepy judgmental filthpig

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Domesticated Arousing Friendly Grandma

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: sexy exciting athletic conference

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: mahogany disturbing cruise ship gay wizard

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: 180 sex offender



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: ivory library



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: demanding exhilarant kitty really tough guy

Topic has amazing potential.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Shivering laughsome trump supporter

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: sexy exciting athletic conference

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: demanding exhilarant kitty really tough guy

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: cerebral useless brakes sanctuary

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: excitant faggotry

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Chestnut hissy fit trailer park

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Chestnut hissy fit trailer park



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Insanely creepy judgmental filthpig

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Insanely creepy judgmental filthpig

Wake up and post please.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Chestnut hissy fit trailer park



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Lilac naked market

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored senate people who are hurt



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Marvelous free-loading pisswyrm business firm

next chapter please!

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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: jet trip brethren



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Spectacular chad



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