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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
talented personal credit line
  01/26/16
This one stings.
bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
razzmatazz rigpig
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Avocado persian abode
  10/24/16
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Nighttime Soul-stirring Cuckoldry
  01/03/17
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Aromatic Sandwich Property
  02/20/18
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Claret Haunting Depressive Corner
  06/03/19
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razzmatazz rigpig
  10/14/20
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angry trump supporter
  01/25/16
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Histrionic twisted milk cruise ship
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lemon stirring orchestra pit
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Hideous house
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Erotic hateful area
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lemon stirring orchestra pit
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Hideous house
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brilliant stage
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Passionate cumskin fanboi
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Maize indirect expression
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talented personal credit line
  01/26/16
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Spectacular address background story
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Carmine Supple Turdskin Ladyboy
  11/27/16
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orange generalized bond center
  06/13/17
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Irradiated codepig
  12/19/17
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violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/24/18
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Pale public bath idiot
  06/10/24
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bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker
  01/26/16
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racy coffee pot
  10/24/16
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Nighttime Soul-stirring Cuckoldry
  11/27/16
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orange generalized bond center
  01/23/17
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Vigorous Grizzly Jewess Marketing Idea
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orange generalized bond center
  04/20/17
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orange generalized bond center
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Pale public bath idiot
  05/15/22
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Pale public bath idiot
  05/04/24
ruthless.
dead demanding hell
  01/25/16
Brutal
garnet mexican university
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electric judgmental base
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Navy Drunken Lay Stock Car
  01/25/16
toxic
underhanded mind-boggling black woman gas station
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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Histrionic twisted milk cruise ship
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violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat
  01/25/16
damnit
splenetic psychic nursing home
  01/25/16
...
lemon stirring orchestra pit
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
jfc
orange generalized bond center
  01/25/16
Cr edit
lemon stirring orchestra pit
  01/25/16
...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
orange generalized bond center
  01/25/16
Cr
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
hm
Hyperventilating Well-lubricated Set Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
wait
Razzle regret
  01/25/16
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bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker
  01/26/16
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aggressive heaven electric furnace
  01/25/16
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violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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titillating internal respiration athletic conference
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
dead demanding hell
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
orange generalized bond center
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
dead demanding hell
  01/25/16
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Razzle regret
  01/25/16
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Irradiated codepig
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White nibblets
  01/25/16
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splenetic psychic nursing home
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat
  01/25/16
...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
startling maniacal circlehead
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
ocher shaky headpube reading party
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brindle cuck voyeur
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Amethyst senate
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Navy Drunken Lay Stock Car
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autistic glittery crackhouse
  01/25/16
damn
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
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seedy nubile filthpig hospital
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  01/25/16
O LORD
aphrodisiac love of her life
  01/25/16
jfc
arousing disgusting dingle berry parlour
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180 KILLSHOT
magenta fragrant theater
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Maize indirect expression
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lemon stirring orchestra pit
  01/25/16
Lmao
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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Azure Tattoo Gay Wizard
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bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker
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Spectacular address background story
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violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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alcoholic kitty
  07/08/17
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Opaque Dashing Meetinghouse Chad
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Passionate cumskin fanboi
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
splenetic psychic nursing home
  01/25/16
ouch
Domesticated spot trust fund
  01/26/16
poison
crusty theatre corn cake
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Balding Floppy Forum Gaming Laptop
  01/26/16
180
talented personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
Razzle regret
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
french therapy
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
unhinged cream french chef
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Ebony church jap
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Metal mad cow disease stage
  09/27/16
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Opaque Dashing Meetinghouse Chad
  12/26/17
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Spectacular address background story
  08/12/19
180
razzmatazz rigpig
  01/26/16
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Spectacular address background story
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Multi-colored Crimson Giraffe Resort
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Irradiated codepig
  01/27/16
...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Adventurous Idea He Suggested Gaping
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Adventurous Idea He Suggested Gaping
  02/02/16
...
wonderful step-uncle's house laser beams
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Chartreuse Awkward Tanning Salon Police Squad
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
citrine roommate
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
dark ape
  02/24/16
18000000
wine beta locus
  03/04/16
165
Brass piazza
  03/04/16
...
fighting box office water buffalo
  05/19/16
chilling
Ivory quadroon garrison
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
stimulating rusted kitchen
  12/17/16
Good lord.
fear-inspiring school cafeteria
  01/03/17
oh my.
indecent twinkling locale macaca
  01/23/17
toxic
Flushed curious national faggot firefighter
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Vigorous Grizzly Jewess Marketing Idea
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White nibblets
  04/02/17
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Cocky fishy sound barrier
  07/08/17
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Narrow-minded hot alpha
  10/27/17
mother of god
Outnumbered exciting degenerate
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
lake theater stage lettuce
  10/27/17
JFC
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Galvanic home
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Concupiscible Gay Tank Hissy Fit
  12/26/17
ouch
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  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
718-662-5970
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
big harsh library
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
drab soggy state
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
autistic glittery crackhouse
  01/25/16
...
Maize indirect expression
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glassy parlor
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
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  01/25/16
toxic
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Beady-eyed School
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
startling maniacal circlehead
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
startling maniacal circlehead
  01/25/16
TY bro
garnet mexican university
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...
Maize indirect expression
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
zombie-like church building roast beef
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
electric judgmental base
  10/27/17
...
tan kink-friendly goal in life ticket booth
  10/27/17
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violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  05/24/18
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indecent twinkling locale macaca
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
shimmering deer antler casino
  10/27/17
credited advice
trip mentally impaired famous landscape painting
  05/24/18
even more toxic
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Lascivious transparent knife
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
i lol'd
charismatic bronze factory reset button business firm
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
startling maniacal circlehead
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
lol
honey-headed trailer park selfie
  06/01/17
...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
talented personal credit line
  01/26/16
...
Opaque Dashing Meetinghouse Chad
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
magenta fragrant theater
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
magenta fragrant theater
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
magenta fragrant theater
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
magenta fragrant theater
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
magenta fragrant theater
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
Lmao
Ruby Round Eye Pit
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
orange generalized bond center
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/25/16
lmao true
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/25/16
...
Razzle regret
  01/26/16
...
Opaque Dashing Meetinghouse Chad
  12/26/17
Haha
cerebral bossy blood rage doctorate
  03/19/20
...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
...
laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
french therapy
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
zombie-like church building roast beef
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Nofapping exhilarant menage
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
cerise jet-lagged becky native
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
shimmering deer antler casino
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Metal mad cow disease stage
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Red Idiotic Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/03/19
oh no
Ebony church jap
  08/08/19
LOL
High-end boistinker
  03/16/20
JFC
indecent twinkling locale macaca
  03/19/20
Update?
Cyan field nowag
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Rough-skinned mauve pistol
  01/25/16
...
garnet mexican university
  01/25/16
...
Irradiated codepig
  05/19/16
...
aggressive heaven electric furnace
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den
  01/26/16
Cr
laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat
  01/26/16
...
bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den
  01/26/16
...
big harsh library
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Emerald Plaza Striped Hyena
  01/26/16
...
Emerald Plaza Striped Hyena
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
angry trump supporter
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
alcoholic kitty
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
jet diverse brunch
  01/26/16
...
seedy nubile filthpig hospital
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
talented personal credit line
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Razzle regret
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
orange generalized bond center
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
jet diverse brunch
  01/26/16
Lmfao
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
angry trump supporter
  01/26/16
...
Lime Thriller Shrine Kitty Cat
  01/16/19
...
cerebral bossy blood rage doctorate
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...
razzmatazz rigpig
  01/26/16
...
Razzle regret
  01/26/16
...
seedy nubile filthpig hospital
  01/26/16
...
Irradiated codepig
  03/28/16
...
spruce toaster
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Blue Swashbuckling Indian Lodge Goyim
  01/26/16
...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Beady-eyed School
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
razzmatazz rigpig
  01/26/16
...
Avocado persian abode
  10/24/16
...
Razzle regret
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
charismatic bronze factory reset button business firm
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Painfully Honest Station Immigrant
  04/04/16
...
Vigorous Grizzly Jewess Marketing Idea
  03/15/17
*applause*
Gold Hairraiser Mood
  10/27/17
...
very tactful pisswyrm office
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...
shimmering deer antler casino
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...
Razzle regret
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Razzle regret
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den
  01/26/16
...
laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat
  01/26/16
...
startling maniacal circlehead
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
Describe
Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den
  01/26/16
...
Razzle regret
  01/26/16
...
startling maniacal circlehead
  01/26/16
Please be flame
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
orange generalized bond center
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Narrow-minded hot alpha
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Spectacular address background story
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
french therapy
  01/26/16
Fuck
Narrow-minded hot alpha
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
aggressive heaven electric furnace
  01/26/16
cq's!
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
...
indecent twinkling locale macaca
  03/19/20
...
Vigorous Grizzly Jewess Marketing Idea
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
flickering chapel travel guidebook
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Beady-eyed School
  01/26/16
except for your autism
big harsh library
  01/26/16
...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
trip mentally impaired famous landscape painting
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Beady-eyed School
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
startling maniacal circlehead
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular address background story
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Beady-eyed School
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
jet diverse brunch
  01/26/16
...
seedy nubile filthpig hospital
  01/26/16
...
bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker
  01/23/17
...
Vigorous Grizzly Jewess Marketing Idea
  03/15/17
...
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underrated
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Razzle regret
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jfc
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Slimy comical legal warrant site
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lmao at the dog bit
jet diverse brunch
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Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Ruddy Range
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
do u love it
Razzle regret
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Ruddy Range
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...
Crystalline Frisky Rehab
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
jet diverse brunch
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Ruddy Range
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...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
orange generalized bond center
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
orange generalized bond center
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
jet diverse brunch
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ok fair im kinda slow today
orange generalized bond center
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this guy gets it
Ruddy Range
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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razzmatazz rigpig
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*puts gun in mouth*
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...
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
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JFC
Aquamarine 180 Space
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180
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flatulent tripping gunner
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
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Odious whorehouse juggernaut
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Odious whorehouse juggernaut
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
french therapy
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
french therapy
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...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
french therapy
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
french therapy
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Ruddy Range
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
french therapy
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180 twist
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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...
Razzle regret
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THIS
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
french therapy
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No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
french therapy
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Spectacular address background story
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
french therapy
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Spectacular address background story
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
french therapy
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
brilliant stage
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
french therapy
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
brilliant stage
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
internet-worthy provocative karate stead
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
french therapy
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
french therapy
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
french therapy
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
french therapy
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damn bruh you going HAM itt
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180. *GULPS*
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fucking damn
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...
autistic glittery crackhouse
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180
house-broken impertinent twinkling uncleanness
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Goodbye, XO.
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  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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...
aggressive heaven electric furnace
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Pea-brained buff
  05/19/16
repost please
Maize indirect expression
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Ruddy Range
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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180.
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Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
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...
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Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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orange generalized bond center
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mods please delete
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already preserved in the archives
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violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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i really like it here
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Submissive Amber
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
aggressive heaven electric furnace
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There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
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... ...
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violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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Lol
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Holy shit.
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"i made it," he thought.
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If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
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bump for leolenin
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orange generalized bond center
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This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
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Galvanic home
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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...
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Narrow-minded hot alpha
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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...
aggressive heaven electric furnace
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Naked Boltzmann Skinny Woman
  01/16/19
Jfc
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
aggressive heaven electric furnace
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Confused puppy
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
brilliant stage
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
sepia multi-billionaire
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
sepia multi-billionaire
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
jet diverse brunch
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
sepia multi-billionaire
  01/17/19
...
Narrow-minded hot alpha
  04/08/19
...
sickened aqua affirmative action
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Galvanic home
  04/09/19
...
sepia multi-billionaire
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
sepia multi-billionaire
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
hunting ground
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater
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...
aggressive heaven electric furnace
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
citrine roommate
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
sepia multi-billionaire
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...
razzmatazz rigpig
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
sepia multi-billionaire
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...
sepia multi-billionaire
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
sexy sweet tailpipe
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
vengeful incel associate
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: talented personal credit line

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz rigpig

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: dead demanding hell

ruthless.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Navy Drunken Lay Stock Car

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: underhanded mind-boggling black woman gas station

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: sapphire community account liquid oxygen

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Histrionic twisted milk cruise ship



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: splenetic psychic nursing home

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: lemon stirring orchestra pit



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: lemon stirring orchestra pit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Well-lubricated Set Fat Ankles

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Razzle regret

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: sapphire community account liquid oxygen

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: titillating internal respiration athletic conference



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: dead demanding hell

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: dead demanding hell

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Razzle regret



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Author: Irradiated codepig



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Author: White nibblets



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: splenetic psychic nursing home



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: startling maniacal circlehead

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Fucking 180

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: ocher shaky headpube reading party

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: brindle cuck voyeur



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Amethyst senate

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Navy Drunken Lay Stock Car



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: seedy nubile filthpig hospital



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac love of her life

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: arousing disgusting dingle berry parlour

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: magenta fragrant theater

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Maize indirect expression

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: lemon stirring orchestra pit



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Lmao

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Passionate cumskin fanboi

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: splenetic psychic nursing home

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Domesticated spot trust fund

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: crusty theatre corn cake

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: talented personal credit line

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: french therapy

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: unhinged cream french chef

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker

Christ. FATALITY.

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Ebony church jap

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Metal mad cow disease stage

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Opaque Dashing Meetinghouse Chad



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Author: razzmatazz rigpig

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Author: Spectacular address background story



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored Crimson Giraffe Resort

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Author: Irradiated codepig



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Adventurous Idea He Suggested Gaping

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Adventurous Idea He Suggested Gaping

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house laser beams



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse Awkward Tanning Salon Police Squad

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: citrine roommate

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: dark ape

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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: wine beta locus

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Brass piazza

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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Ivory quadroon garrison

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: stimulating rusted kitchen

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: fear-inspiring school cafeteria

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: indecent twinkling locale macaca

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Flushed curious national faggot firefighter

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Cocky fishy sound barrier

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Outnumbered exciting degenerate

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: lake theater stage lettuce

My computer just exploded

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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Sienna Excitant Bawdyhouse Pocket Flask

JFC

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Galvanic home



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Gay Tank Hissy Fit



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired famous landscape painting

ouch

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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: silver fiercely-loyal institution



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: rebellious hall dog poop



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: spruce toaster



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: very tactful pisswyrm office



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: big harsh library

And yes, you're bald

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: drab soggy state

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: autistic glittery crackhouse

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Maize indirect expression



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: glassy parlor



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Death gotta be easy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed School

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: startling maniacal circlehead

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: startling maniacal circlehead

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

TY bro

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Maize indirect expression



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: zombie-like church building roast beef

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: electric judgmental base

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: tan kink-friendly goal in life ticket booth



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: indecent twinkling locale macaca



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: shimmering deer antler casino

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired famous landscape painting

credited advice

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

even more toxic



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Lascivious transparent knife

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: charismatic bronze factory reset button business firm

i lol'd

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: startling maniacal circlehead

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: honey-headed trailer park selfie

lol

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: garnet mexican university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

Will do my best. TY

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: talented personal credit line

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Opaque Dashing Meetinghouse Chad



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: magenta fragrant theater

you are slaying this thread

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: magenta fragrant theater

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: magenta fragrant theater

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

why do you think that?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: magenta fragrant theater

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: magenta fragrant theater

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: garnet mexican university

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Ruby Round Eye Pit

Lmao

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

lmao true

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Opaque Dashing Meetinghouse Chad



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: cerebral bossy blood rage doctorate

Haha

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: garnet mexican university



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: french therapy

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: zombie-like church building roast beef

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Nofapping exhilarant menage

JFC holy shit

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: cerise jet-lagged becky native

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: shimmering deer antler casino

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Metal mad cow disease stage

Lmao good find

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Red Idiotic Scourge Upon The Earth

Lol oh my God

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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Ebony church jap

oh no

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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: High-end boistinker

LOL

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: indecent twinkling locale macaca

JFC

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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Cyan field nowag

Update?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned mauve pistol

Devastating. Fuck my life.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: garnet mexican university



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Irradiated codepig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat

Cr

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: big harsh library



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Emerald Plaza Striped Hyena

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Emerald Plaza Striped Hyena



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: angry trump supporter

Y-...Yes?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: jet diverse brunch

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: seedy nubile filthpig hospital



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: talented personal credit line

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Razzle regret

1800000000000 thread

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: jet diverse brunch

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Lmfao

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: angry trump supporter

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Lime Thriller Shrine Kitty Cat



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: cerebral bossy blood rage doctorate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz rigpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: seedy nubile filthpig hospital



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Irradiated codepig



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: spruce toaster



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Blue Swashbuckling Indian Lodge Goyim

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed School

LOL this is brilliant work

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz rigpig

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Avocado persian abode



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: charismatic bronze factory reset button business firm

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Station Immigrant

cr this is poetry

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Vigorous Grizzly Jewess Marketing Idea



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Gold Hairraiser Mood

*applause*

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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: very tactful pisswyrm office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: shimmering deer antler casino



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle regret

recommending their own IVF doctors

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: laughsome buck-toothed toilet seat



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: startling maniacal circlehead



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den

Describe

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den

God damn brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: startling maniacal circlehead



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

yes - 3 years this May

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Spectacular address background story

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: french therapy

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha

Fuck

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

cq's!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Vigorous Grizzly Jewess Marketing Idea



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: flickering chapel travel guidebook

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed School

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: big harsh library

except for your autism

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: trip mentally impaired famous landscape painting



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed School

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: startling maniacal circlehead

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Spectacular address background story



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed School

LOL fair

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: jet diverse brunch

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: seedy nubile filthpig hospital



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: bull headed organic girlfriend candlestick maker



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Vigorous Grizzly Jewess Marketing Idea



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: alcoholic kitty



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine Friendly Grandma Den

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Avocado persian abode

underrated

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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Irradiated codepig



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Nighttime Soul-stirring Cuckoldry



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: scarlet adulterous principal's office windowlicker

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Range



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

jfc

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Slimy comical legal warrant site



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: jet diverse brunch

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Razzle regret

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle regret

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Crystalline Frisky Rehab



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: jet diverse brunch

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: jet diverse brunch

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: plum point mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse juggernaut

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: splenetic psychic nursing home

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: startling maniacal circlehead

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: seedy nubile filthpig hospital

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine 180 Space

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Bespoke Coiffed Keepsake Machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: flatulent tripping gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: french therapy

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: french therapy

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Ruddy Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: french therapy

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: french therapy

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Ruddy Range

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: french therapy

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: charismatic bronze factory reset button business firm

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Canary place of business



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Spectacular address background story

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: french therapy

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Spectacular address background story

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: french therapy

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Spectacular address background story

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: french therapy

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Spectacular address background story

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: french therapy

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: brilliant stage

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: french therapy

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: brilliant stage

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: french therapy

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Spectacular address background story

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: french therapy

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed School

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: french therapy

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Spectacular address background story

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: french therapy

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: marvelous duck-like

180. *GULPS*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: splenetic psychic nursing home

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: autistic glittery crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: house-broken impertinent twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Maize indirect expression

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Adventurous Idea He Suggested Gaping

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained buff

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Maize indirect expression

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Ruddy Range

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained buff

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: plum point mad-dog skullcap

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: charismatic bronze factory reset button business firm

tyft brother

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: garnet mexican university



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Irradiated codepig

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Canary place of business



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: stimulating rusted kitchen



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: motley pozpig mental disorder

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Cyan field nowag



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: cracking out-of-control people who are hurt

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Maize indirect expression



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: White nibblets



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: jet diverse brunch

cr

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Cyan field nowag



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Razzle regret



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: copper son of senegal



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: orange generalized bond center



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace

mods please delete

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy provocative karate stead

already preserved in the archives

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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Pea-brained buff

i really like it here

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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: stimulating rusted kitchen



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Submissive Amber



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Rose fortuitous meteor

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: shimmering deer antler casino

...

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: cracking out-of-control people who are hurt

Lol

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Naked Boltzmann Skinny Woman

Holy shit.

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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz rigpig



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: orange generalized bond center



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Vigorous Grizzly Jewess Marketing Idea



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: stimulating rusted kitchen



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: cowardly razzle-dazzle

"i made it," he thought.

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Vivacious

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: indecent twinkling locale macaca

bump for leolenin

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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: pearl shitlib



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Irradiated codepig



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed khaki boiling water

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: indecent twinkling locale macaca



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: jade shivering partner

where is corporate slave?

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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Greedy pearly wrinkle



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Galvanic home



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Chrome cuckold

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Chrome cuckold

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Submissive Amber

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Bateful offensive newt weed whacker

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: garnet mexican university



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: bearded heady national security agency

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

The signs were, sadly, all there

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Arrogant insane ceo stag film



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Not what I needed right now

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Naked Boltzmann Skinny Woman

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

Jfc

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Confused puppy

I hate this thread so fucking much

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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: brilliant stage

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: sepia multi-billionaire

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: sepia multi-billionaire

Obeezy’s recent past*

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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: jet diverse brunch

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: sepia multi-billionaire

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: sickened aqua affirmative action



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Galvanic home

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: sepia multi-billionaire



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: sepia multi-billionaire

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  hunting ground

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: citrine roommate

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: sepia multi-billionaire

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz rigpig



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: sepia multi-billionaire

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: sepia multi-billionaire



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  sexy sweet tailpipe

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  vengeful incel associate

Does that include you?

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  sexy sweet tailpipe

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  sexy sweet tailpipe



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: territorial philosopher-king



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: jet diverse brunch



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: jet diverse brunch



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: orange generalized bond center



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: aggressive heaven electric furnace



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: startled thirsty sneaky criminal



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: very tactful pisswyrm office



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: jet diverse brunch

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: orange generalized bond center



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Cyan field nowag



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: burgundy new version

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone useless brakes

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: violet boyish dilemma volcanic crater



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded hot alpha



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



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