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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop
  05/22/17
holy fuck
Motley flirting black woman
  05/22/17
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Underhanded heady space
  05/22/17
switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
cream twisted tank
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop
  05/22/17
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Motley flirting black woman
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Talented plum orchestra pit
  05/22/17
jfc
Razzmatazz Walnut Chapel
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provocative national security agency
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filthy menage water buffalo
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
Frozen Abode
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Hilarious unhinged psychic
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Stubborn Domesticated Stead Mental Disorder
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wild aphrodisiac cuckoldry parlor
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Marvelous magical point
  04/16/18
Jfc
chocolate box office
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
bronze temple
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
bronze temple
  10/13/18
COLE HAAN
bronze temple
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disrespectful location boistinker
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Razzmatazz Walnut Chapel
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bronze temple
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aromatic dun personal credit line therapy
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
carnelian sound barrier
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop
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Motley flirting black woman
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Talented plum orchestra pit
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copper titillating sanctuary
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Impressive lascivious school
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Orange useless community account death wish
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saffron idiot mad-dog skullcap
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Charismatic unholy station
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Patty Klotz
Indigo Concupiscible Mood
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submissive cerise corner
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3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
bronze temple
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Thriller gunner partner
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electric stage hominid
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Doug is not a meme.
Shivering cruise ship
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Charismatic unholy station
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Charismatic unholy station
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Henna ape brethren
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
green resort
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
floppy greedy range
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Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop
  05/22/17
Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
floppy greedy range
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Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a ...
Pink rehab travel guidebook
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Brass Stimulating Jew Preventive Strike
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Beady-eyed geriatric office
  01/11/18
Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
bronze temple
  09/15/18
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Brass Stimulating Jew Preventive Strike
  01/24/20
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Know-it-all hairraiser step-uncle's house corn cake
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
Balding Jewess
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*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
pale beta theatre stock car
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
Pink rehab travel guidebook
  05/22/17
Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
Appetizing violent area
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Beady-eyed geriatric office
  01/11/18
Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
bronze temple
  09/15/18
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Charismatic unholy station
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submissive cerise corner
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
bronze temple
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wine indirect expression voyeur
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mildly autistic odious institution
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Henna ape brethren
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
disrespectful location boistinker
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green resort
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ultramarine crackhouse
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slate plaza
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Talented plum orchestra pit
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Aqua Zippy Famous Landscape Painting Telephone
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carnelian sound barrier
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chocolate box office
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Razzmatazz Walnut Chapel
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provocative national security agency
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Henna ape brethren
  05/27/17
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vivacious milky persian
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
Beady-eyed geriatric office
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abusive silver church immigrant
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop
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Charismatic unholy station
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
iridescent mexican piazza
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Indigo Concupiscible Mood
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Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop
  04/16/18
Jesus christ
emerald crawly sneaky criminal shrine
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phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her ...
disrespectful location boistinker
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Dugg, https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67...
bronze temple
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submissive cerise corner
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At-the-ready crystalline hall marketing idea
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lake soul-stirring forum faggot firefighter
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disrespectful location boistinker
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AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
bronze temple
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
naked parlour halford
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Stubborn Domesticated Stead Mental Disorder
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
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bronze temple
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
Richard Ames
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
Fucking Fuckface
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Motley flirting black woman

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Underhanded heady space



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: cream twisted tank

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Motley flirting black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Talented plum orchestra pit



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Walnut Chapel

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: provocative national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365575)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: filthy menage water buffalo



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Frozen Abode

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Hilarious unhinged psychic



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Stubborn Domesticated Stead Mental Disorder



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: wild aphrodisiac cuckoldry parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39486388)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Marvelous magical point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35849830)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: chocolate box office

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: bronze temple

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: bronze temple

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: bronze temple

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: disrespectful location boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39483750)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Walnut Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39486382)



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: bronze temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#42732129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: aromatic dun personal credit line therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#46134009)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: carnelian sound barrier

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Motley flirting black woman



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Talented plum orchestra pit



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: copper titillating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365635)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Impressive lascivious school



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Orange useless community account death wish



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: saffron idiot mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33366214)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Charismatic unholy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167876)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Indigo Concupiscible Mood

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: submissive cerise corner



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: bronze temple

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: Thriller gunner partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39483801)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: electric stage hominid



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Shivering cruise ship

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Charismatic unholy station

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Charismatic unholy station

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Henna ape brethren

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: green resort

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: floppy greedy range

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: floppy greedy range

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Pink rehab travel guidebook

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Brass Stimulating Jew Preventive Strike



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed geriatric office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35133440)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: bronze temple

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Brass Stimulating Jew Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Know-it-all hairraiser step-uncle's house corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Balding Jewess

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: pale beta theatre stock car

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Pink rehab travel guidebook

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Appetizing violent area

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed geriatric office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: bronze temple

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Charismatic unholy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: submissive cerise corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: bronze temple

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#49864366)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: wine indirect expression voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33366205)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: mildly autistic odious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33366216)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Henna ape brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: disrespectful location boistinker

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: green resort



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: ultramarine crackhouse



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: slate plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Talented plum orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Aqua Zippy Famous Landscape Painting Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: carnelian sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: chocolate box office



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Walnut Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: provocative national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Henna ape brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: vivacious milky persian



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed geriatric office

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: abusive silver church immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Charismatic unholy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: iridescent mexican piazza

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Indigo Concupiscible Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: emerald crawly sneaky criminal shrine

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: disrespectful location boistinker

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: bronze temple

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: submissive cerise corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Mauve lay cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: At-the-ready crystalline hall marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Bistre Rambunctious Site Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: lake soul-stirring forum faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: disrespectful location boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: bronze temple

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: naked parlour halford

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Stubborn Domesticated Stead Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Excitant violet senate

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: bronze temple

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: Hairless narrow-minded gaming laptop



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2).#49864497)