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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Jet nibblets
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
vivacious vermilion hospital
  11/22/17
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Frisky Whorehouse Volcanic Crater
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
Talking organic girlfriend garrison
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Jet nibblets
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
Talking organic girlfriend garrison
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
marvelous kitty cat
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
Brindle talented principal's office
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
passionate sable alpha faggot firefighter
  11/22/17
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maize double fault station
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Effete Milk Field
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
Pea-brained Ape
  11/22/17
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motley stage
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
amethyst awkward depressive
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
Talking organic girlfriend garrison
  11/22/17
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Walnut lodge
  11/22/17
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passionate sable alpha faggot firefighter
  11/22/17
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Effete Milk Field
  11/22/17
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lemon tripping national
  11/22/17
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Exciting property sound barrier
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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Effete Milk Field
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
Infuriating Multi-colored Jewess
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Jet nibblets
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
Infuriating Multi-colored Jewess
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
passionate sable alpha faggot firefighter
  11/22/17
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Honey-headed Racy Tank Antidepressant Drug
  11/22/17
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tantric rigor national security agency
  11/22/17
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Exciting property sound barrier
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
Know-it-all meetinghouse
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
fragrant big-titted library pocket flask
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Concupiscible Judgmental Multi-billionaire
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
Crystalline titillating tanning salon electric furnace
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
Infuriating Multi-colored Jewess
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Jet nibblets
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
Razzmatazz lay famous landscape painting
  11/22/17
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Garnet At-the-ready Brunch Blood Rage
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
Honey-headed Racy Tank Antidepressant Drug
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
Clear jap mother
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
Exciting property sound barrier
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Concupiscible Judgmental Multi-billionaire
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
Exciting property sound barrier
  11/22/17
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Jet nibblets
  11/22/17
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The Switch 2 cries out in pain as it no games you
  08/28/25


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Jet nibblets

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: vivacious vermilion hospital

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: Frisky Whorehouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Talking organic girlfriend garrison

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Jet nibblets

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Talking organic girlfriend garrison

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Brindle talented principal's office

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: passionate sable alpha faggot firefighter

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: maize double fault station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Effete Milk Field

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained Ape

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: motley stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: amethyst awkward depressive

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Talking organic girlfriend garrison

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Walnut lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: passionate sable alpha faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Effete Milk Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: lemon tripping national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Exciting property sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Effete Milk Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Infuriating Multi-colored Jewess

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Jet nibblets

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Infuriating Multi-colored Jewess

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: passionate sable alpha faggot firefighter

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed Racy Tank Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: tantric rigor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Exciting property sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Know-it-all meetinghouse

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: fragrant big-titted library pocket flask

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible Judgmental Multi-billionaire

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating tanning salon electric furnace

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Infuriating Multi-colored Jewess

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Jet nibblets

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lay famous landscape painting

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Garnet At-the-ready Brunch Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed Racy Tank Antidepressant Drug

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Clear jap mother

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Exciting property sound barrier

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible Judgmental Multi-billionaire

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Exciting property sound barrier

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Jet nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: The Switch 2 cries out in pain as it no games you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2).#49220312)