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ITT We come up with striver job titles/descriptions contrast w/ the real jerb

Example: Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)...
Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk
  01/27/18
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Charismatic box office brethren
  01/27/18
lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)
Mentally impaired light messiness den
  01/27/18
Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of...
Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk
  01/27/18
...
sooty flatulent generalized bond pozpig
  01/27/18
...
Pearl trust fund
  01/27/18
...
Electric theater degenerate
  01/27/18
...
spectacular kitchen volcanic crater
  01/27/18
Product owner (lower upper middle manager)
Translucent chad
  01/27/18
Legal Ninja (huge faggot)
Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk
  01/27/18
HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quo...
Electric theater degenerate
  01/27/18
Contributing Editor (blogging intern)
Translucent chad
  01/27/18
General Counsel You are in fact not a general.
Pearl trust fund
  01/27/18
Program Specialist (data entry clerk)
Translucent chad
  01/27/18
Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly ...
Supple sepia roast beef
  01/27/18
Articling student (temporary slave labourer)
Charismatic box office brethren
  01/27/18
Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)
Translucent chad
  01/27/18
Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)
Charismatic box office brethren
  01/27/18
Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)
Maroon Dilemma Pocket Flask
  01/27/18
Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers w...
Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk
  01/27/18
Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)
Electric theater degenerate
  01/27/18
...
Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk
  08/12/24
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Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk
  08/08/25


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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk

Example:

Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252234)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Charismatic box office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252455)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Mentally impaired light messiness den

lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252243)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk

Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of being a black woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252244)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: sooty flatulent generalized bond pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252255)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: Pearl trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252360)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Electric theater degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252378)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: spectacular kitchen volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252483)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Translucent chad

Product owner (lower upper middle manager)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252253)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk

Legal Ninja (huge faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252306)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Electric theater degenerate

HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quotient)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252320)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Translucent chad

Contributing Editor (blogging intern)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252346)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Pearl trust fund

General Counsel

You are in fact not a general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252376)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Translucent chad

Program Specialist (data entry clerk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252453)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Supple sepia roast beef

Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly sandwiches to luncheons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252464)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Charismatic box office brethren

Articling student (temporary slave labourer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252468)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Translucent chad

Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252470)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Charismatic box office brethren

Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252480)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Maroon Dilemma Pocket Flask

Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252481)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk

Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers who are doing the work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252499)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Electric theater degenerate

Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252532)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#47956914)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse insanely creepy stage milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#49168067)