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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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XO is incredible!
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Glittery hissy fit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: supple self-absorbed puppy water buffalo



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Thriller quadroon



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible Station

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: vibrant black gaping

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Glittery hissy fit

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: cracking startling nibblets

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Startled gay fanboi



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Bipolar Space Chad

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Adventurous knife lettuce

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Blathering People Who Are Hurt Rehab

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Lascivious internet-worthy forum



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Blathering People Who Are Hurt Rehab

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Charismatic indecent bbw

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: titillating filthy chapel digit ratio



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Blathering People Who Are Hurt Rehab

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Excitant sickened abode nowag

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Wine Swollen Institution



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Translucent reading party

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored school cafeteria

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Blathering People Who Are Hurt Rehab

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Blathering People Who Are Hurt Rehab

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Wine Swollen Institution



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Translucent reading party



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: titillating filthy chapel digit ratio

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Bipolar Space Chad

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Blathering People Who Are Hurt Rehab



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Racy senate

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: drab locus

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Learning disabled comical church



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac orange native

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Histrionic brethren stock car

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: alcoholic odious temple newt



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Violet national



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: wonderful bespoke corn cake



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: cordovan massive theater stage

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: cracking startling nibblets



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: zombie-like laughsome school messiness



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: orchid degenerate

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Racy senate



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Jewish Dominion Over the Angelic Realms



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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