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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Bull headed topaz ladyboy point
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
magical shrine
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Judgmental Slate Principal's Office Selfie
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Bull headed topaz ladyboy point
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Peach Hilarious Really Tough Guy
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Bull headed topaz ladyboy point
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Peach Hilarious Really Tough Guy
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Bull headed topaz ladyboy point
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Peach Hilarious Really Tough Guy
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
Godawful flesh locale
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Judgmental Slate Principal's Office Selfie
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Bull headed topaz ladyboy point
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Judgmental Slate Principal's Office Selfie
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
bearded coiffed patrolman antidepressant drug
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Bull headed topaz ladyboy point
  08/09/18
Same.
trip idea he suggested philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
know-it-all honey-headed athletic conference chad
  08/09/18
...
Soul-stirring Parlour
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
black genital piercing
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Bull headed topaz ladyboy point
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
black genital piercing
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Nubile Dog Poop
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Confused motley hospital fanboi
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Soul-stirring Parlour
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
bistre multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
...
useless office
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Odious Pit
  08/09/18
stfu gook
Bateful pungent place of business
  08/09/18
...
useless office
  08/09/18
Cr
Deranged beta halford
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Odious Pit
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Disgusting Bipolar Pisswyrm
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
trip idea he suggested philosopher-king
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
greedy telephone heaven
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
swashbuckling party of the first part
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Fighting claret den dragon
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Frisky Impertinent University
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
rough-skinned metal gaping
  08/09/18
Sick
Bull headed topaz ladyboy point
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
yellow faggot firefighter
  08/09/18
...
Mint violent base
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
misunderstood alpha
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Disgusting Bipolar Pisswyrm
  08/09/18
...
bisexual temple
  08/09/18
...
Vivacious Step-uncle's House
  08/09/18
...
Talking Ebony Indirect Expression Cuckold
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
chartreuse dilemma roommate
  08/09/18
...
Adventurous orchid chapel
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Odious Pit
  08/09/18
interesting
Vivacious Step-uncle's House
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Bull headed topaz ladyboy point
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Vengeful self-centered tanning salon
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
bistre multi-billionaire
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Bull headed topaz ladyboy point

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: magical shrine

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Judgmental Slate Principal's Office Selfie

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Bull headed topaz ladyboy point

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Peach Hilarious Really Tough Guy

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Bull headed topaz ladyboy point

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Peach Hilarious Really Tough Guy

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Bull headed topaz ladyboy point

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Peach Hilarious Really Tough Guy

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Godawful flesh locale

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Judgmental Slate Principal's Office Selfie

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Bull headed topaz ladyboy point

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Judgmental Slate Principal's Office Selfie

you know what to do...

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: bearded coiffed patrolman antidepressant drug

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Bull headed topaz ladyboy point

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: trip idea he suggested philosopher-king

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: know-it-all honey-headed athletic conference chad

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlour



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: black genital piercing

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Bull headed topaz ladyboy point

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: black genital piercing

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Nubile Dog Poop

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Confused motley hospital fanboi

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlour

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: bistre multi-billionaire

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: useless office



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Odious Pit

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Bateful pungent place of business

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: useless office



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Deranged beta halford

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Odious Pit

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Disgusting Bipolar Pisswyrm

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: trip idea he suggested philosopher-king

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: greedy telephone heaven

SUMMON: jjj

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling party of the first part

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Fighting claret den dragon

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Frisky Impertinent University

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: rough-skinned metal gaping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Bull headed topaz ladyboy point

Sick

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: yellow faggot firefighter

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Mint violent base



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: misunderstood alpha

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Disgusting Bipolar Pisswyrm

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: bisexual temple



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Talking Ebony Indirect Expression Cuckold



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: chartreuse dilemma roommate

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Adventurous orchid chapel



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Odious Pit

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Bull headed topaz ladyboy point

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Vengeful self-centered tanning salon

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bistre multi-billionaire

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

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