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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
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Misanthropic karate nursing home
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Carnelian Space Place Of Business
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Misanthropic karate nursing home
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
pearly jet-lagged background story
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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arrogant crackhouse toaster
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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gold brunch nowag
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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embarrassed to the bone hairless stead
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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embarrassed to the bone hairless stead
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Carnelian Space Place Of Business
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
embarrassed to the bone hairless stead
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
embarrassed to the bone hairless stead
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
embarrassed to the bone hairless stead
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
embarrassed to the bone hairless stead
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
embarrassed to the bone hairless stead
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
well-lubricated brilliant range mother
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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aggressive godawful milk rigor
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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well-lubricated brilliant range mother
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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Glassy filthpig
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Boyish gas station really tough guy
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
out-of-control base roast beef
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This needs a vocaroo
mischievous metal messiness
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic karate nursing home



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Carnelian Space Place Of Business

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic karate nursing home

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: pearly jet-lagged background story

(((crows)))

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: ultramarine hairy legs cuckoldry

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: red lay mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: aromatic turquoise orchestra pit goal in life



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Milky Histrionic Partner



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: vermilion piazza trump supporter



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: mischievous metal messiness

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: gold brunch nowag



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Mint razzle resort nibblets



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: gold brunch nowag



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: glittery rough-skinned ladyboy

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: red lay mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: arrogant crackhouse toaster



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: gold brunch nowag



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Slate beta sex offender

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Dragon Church Building



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: aromatic turquoise orchestra pit goal in life



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless stead



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless stead



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Carnelian Space Place Of Business

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless stead

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless stead

God I fucking hate you

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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless stead

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless stead

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless stead

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: aggressive godawful milk rigor

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: aggressive godawful milk rigor



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Frozen nudist ratface

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Galvanic ebony indian lodge

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Glassy filthpig



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Boyish gas station really tough guy

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Vibrant citrine persian garrison

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Topaz codepig



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Glassy filthpig

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: out-of-control base roast beef

lol johnsmeyer

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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: mischievous metal messiness

This needs a vocaroo

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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: ultramarine hairy legs cuckoldry

Coincidence that crows are black?

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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: awkward hall puppy

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hairless stead



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2).#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Frozen nudist ratface

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: pale potus incel



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated brilliant range mother

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locus organic girlfriend



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