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exhilarant principal's office
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
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hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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frisky field pistol
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I just got one of these too FML
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hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig
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How poor are you fuckers?
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
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hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
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great thread
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hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig
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How are you this poor
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https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
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Harsh mischievous state
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: mewling scarlet cuck

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Fluffy Cracking Locale



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Primrose cocky stag film jap

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: charismatic brilliant gas station main people



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Salmon disgusting chapel clown

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: splenetic vibrant center twinkling uncleanness

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: exhilarant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: galvanic shimmering internal respiration

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Primrose cocky stag film jap

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: splenetic vibrant center twinkling uncleanness

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Primrose cocky stag film jap

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: frisky field pistol



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Judgmental Skinny Woman Trailer Park



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Judgmental Skinny Woman Trailer Park



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: histrionic international law enforcement agency corner

hehe

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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: mewling scarlet cuck



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: fragrant station wagecucks

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Sapphire fiercely-loyal party of the first part chad

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: frisky field pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Salmon disgusting chapel clown

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: exhilarant principal's office

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Appetizing rebellious brethren toilet seat

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Startling piazza

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Awkward trust fund ladyboy

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: abnormal incel house

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Cracking Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: abnormal incel house

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Sapphire fiercely-loyal party of the first part chad

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Harsh mischievous state

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: hideous ungodly philosopher-king rigpig

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49430061)