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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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  03/06/20
It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midw...
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Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/07/20
she’s been dead for over two years
erotic dun hall
  03/07/20
i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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clear lettuce giraffe
  03/07/20
It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midw...
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Navy home boistinker
  11/22/20
Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times an...
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I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn'...
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Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the v...
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Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have a...
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: Beta boltzmann

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: talented mewling orchestra pit

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: bronze free-loading ticket booth

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Buff mad cow disease indian lodge

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: erotic dun hall

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Buff mad cow disease indian lodge

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Adventurous lay foreskin



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: razzle black woman

incredible foresight

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: stirring kink-friendly old irish cottage whorehouse



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Provocative Pink Patrolman



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: brilliant library

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: talented mewling orchestra pit

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2).#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive chapel

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Navy home boistinker



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: orchid school

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: clear lettuce giraffe

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2).#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Sadistic Haunted Graveyard Cuckoldry



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating abnormal nursing home codepig

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Navy home boistinker



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: wine sickened menage mediation

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: cyan violent locus mexican

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: Painfully honest mental disorder forum

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Adventurous lay foreskin



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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